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SANTA’S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET EXPOSED!
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SANTA’S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET EXPOSED!  I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. I hope you all have a great festive season. Christmas is my favourite time of the year. But last Christmas was a strange one. Don’t get me wrong, I had a good time with lots of presents. But Christmas Day started with a big shock. I woke up to find that my girlfriend had been sexually ravaged by Santa Claus. On confronting my girlfriend why she woke up with a cream pie on Christmas morning, she became very sheepish. She kept avoiding the issue to wish me a Merry Christmas. I kept asking her how the cream pie got there. Eventually my girlfriend confessed but before she told me she made me promise not to get mad with her. The story of the mystery cream pie unfolded. After I went to bed last Christmas Eve, my girlfriend was just putting her Christmas presents to me under the tree when she remembered that she hadn’t put out any brandy and mince pies for Santa’s visit that night. When she returned with brandy and mince pies in hand she bumped into Santa Claus who had arrived very early. I suspect I know why he came early! Santa suggested to my girlfriend that they share a brandy or two - it turned out that they shared the whole bottle of my finest brandy. Slightly drunk, my girlfriend then bid goodnight to Santa as she didn’t want to get in the way of his night’s work. But, as she turned away to go upstairs to bed, Santa’s hand squeezed her bum. Surprised, my girlfriend turned round only to see that Santa Claus was flashing his cock at her. My girlfriend decided that it would be very un-festive not to give Santa a blowjob, so that’s what she did. But Santa wanted much more than a blowjob. He led my girlfriend to the spare bedroom and proceeded to have lots of 'no-holes barred' sex with her. My girlfriend clearly enjoyed Santa’s attentions. With the mystery of my girlfriend’s cream pie explained, my girlfriend wanted reassurance from me that I was okay with her festive dalliance with Santa. Immediately I said I was very happy because Santa out of guilt left me lots and lots of presents for me that Christmas night and also I love sloppy seconds in the morning! I didn't have the heart to tell her that I was dressed up as Santa Claus the night before Christmas Day! Why do I write such nonsense? Once again, Happy Christmas to all.          |
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Merry Xmas! [image]
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Whether it's nonsense or not it's always entertaining my friend.   ~~Anais Nin~~
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I like your nonsense. Merry Christmas to you. Perhaps Mother Christmas will come this year, be ready! Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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Bonjour Spunky " Le père Noël est une ordure " Film culte du cinéma Français ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky "Father Christmas is a filth" Movie cult French cinema ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥  
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Oh Goodness, Merry Christmas to you as well 
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Oh Spunky, We ALL love your nonsense! Please keep writing it! kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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12/21/2016 11:32 am |
Merry Christmas! Visit my blog @ rskinney62 & have a SEXY day!!
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It's my turn with her this year.....I'll try to duplicate the scenario and she'll think it's you!
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Did you partake of the present Santa left for you IN your girlfriend?  Merry Christmas, + Happy HNW. Happy Holidays Photography, on HNW Winter Warm Up The Day The Blogs Died [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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Merry Christmas, Spunky. And can I have some help decorating for christmas next year? You do a hell of a lot better job of it than we do! I want my tree to look just like yours does! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Happy Holidays!
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All is good Spunky you have a lovely Xmas and Happy New year hugss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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 Santa was eager to empty his sackHappy HNW 
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Wow these comments are all a testimonial to your awesome posts. Don't stop- we love them!! Merry Christmas and tell Santa it's my house on 12/24 at midnight- scotch and cranberry pie (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Why do I write such nonsense? It could not have anything to do with a naughty mind and good writing skills?
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12/22/2016 11:59 am |
lol.. I hope she isn't reading this blog... face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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well now, I have no ideas WHY you write these things darlin', but I have a very clear idea why we read them........... You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Hmmm, I'll have to remember that trick. Merry Christmas. Vive La Difference
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Very funny story. Thanks for writing it. My featured post this week: Pulling Fantasy Sex Out of My Ass.
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Whether it's nonsense or not it's always entertaining my friend.
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I like your nonsense. Merry Christmas to you. Perhaps Mother Christmas will come this year, be ready!
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Bonjour Spunky " Le père Noël est une ordure " Film culte du cinéma Français ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky "Father Christmas is a filth" Movie cult French cinema ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Oh Goodness, Merry Christmas to you as well
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Oh Spunky, We ALL love your nonsense! Please keep writing it! kk
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And a Merry Christmas to you for 2017!
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