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HOW TO PEE PROFITABLY Lisa Evans' work-in-progress:  Lisa Evans' work done:  Andy Warhol's piss art:  Gavin Turk's piss art:  Since my last post, HOW TO POO PROPERLY, I’ve been inundated with mail thanking me for my advice on how to poo properly. But amongst the mail there were many requests for advice to pee properly. Though no expert on pooing as I don’t poo, I can claim more expertise on how to pee properly because I’ve been peeing for well over 50 years! Not only can I pee properly, I can pee profitably - yes, pee for money! Don’t let your pee go to waste without being paid for peeing! The artist Lisa Evans is now making lots of money out of her piss art. She is pissing on a canvas and people are paying money to see and buy her art. Taking the piss is profitable! In Lisa Evans' words: "This work where I am walking whilst urinating onto canvas is questioning whether the body requires a presence or absence, the action or trace or both? Over the next few weeks I will continuously urinate on canvas where I am placing myself in a vulnerable situation, creating layer upon layer of my bodily fluid. The first urination over the canvas I found incredibly strange and unconventional. Wearing a black dress I walked slowly across the length of the canvas urinating in a very controlled and slow manner. The urine was warm, and running down the inside of my legs; the sound of the urine hitting and forming puddles on the surface of the canvas was unnerving. There’s an interesting contrast of yellow, brown stains sitting and seeping slowly, the urine absorbing into the fibres of the canvas where visible footprint marks suggest my movement. This work remains on-going yet unresolved…." Lisa Evans is just following in Andy Warhol’s and Gavin Turk’s footsteps in making money, sorry art out of piss, though I suspect Gavin Turk - see ART IS A PIECE OF PISS - is a fraud piss artist and his piss is just a metallic reaction. Beware of fake piss artists; they’re just taking the piss! Is piss art making art or taking the piss? Thinking of money, sorry I meant art, my girlfriend and I have set up a piss factory in our home - below is us hard at work. We have sold loads of our piss art for money. And so can you. You can piss profitably! As you can see below, we are working hard to piss for art. But given high demand for our piss art, we are running out of supplies of piss. We need your piss! Would you be willing to guarantee us a supply of piss? If so, how much can you supply us each month? We will pay for your piss - say, £1 for a pint of piss - but we need a steady, guaranteed supply to be sent over care of Affairlook!     |
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You what I think....anyone who buys this art has more money than sense. And the "artists" have too much fecking time on their hands.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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It's NOT art to me but I can autograph snow!  "Don't eat yellow snow" is my tip of the day! The next thing needed is a Trans Atlantic piss pipeline!
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Interesting who knew piss was an art form.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Would you be willing to guarantee us a supply of piss? If so, how much can you supply us each month? You know I'm a retired trucker. I have an ethical objection to piss collection. Beginning back in the 1980's my employers began demanding that I piss in a cup and allow them to keep my piss, and they held my job hostage to get it. That was MY piss, MY bodily fluids and they have no fucking right to know what's in it. They always use the excuse that public transportation workers must be screened to make sure we haven't been having any fun in our off work hours. But you can see where that led- it was a slippery, pissy slope. They began with railroad workers- engineers, specifically, and it's an easy sell. But now you have to be piss tested to flip burgers in a fast food joint, to make absolutely certain that it's been the only joint you've touched in the last couple of weeks. This is an intrusion and an invasion of human privacy, and a big lie. No proposal to test the piss of congressmen has ever flown, but those dickwads regularly vote to test welfare recipients, as if I give a shit whether a guy on welfare escapes the poverty of his existence for a few hours with some reefer and the enjoyment of his favorite piss art. As a driver I was regularly threatened with the possibility of an observed urine test, even though I had never failed any urine test. I made it known that in such a case I'd create some piss art of my own by pissing on the observer's shoes. That was the long way around to saying, hell yes, I'm in favor of piss art, in certain circumstances. Sorry. I got on a roll and the train just didn't want to stop. Probably now someone will demand that I piss in a cup as punishment for this. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I still remember the brouhaha about that artist who sunk a crucifx in a container of piss.....although fr the life of me I can't remember his name. anyone? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Would you be willing to guarantee us a supply of piss? If so, how much can you supply us each month? You know I'm a retired trucker. I have an ethical objection to piss collection. Beginning back in the 1980's my employers began demanding that I piss in a cup and allow them to keep my piss, and they held my job hostage to get it. That was MY piss, MY bodily fluids and they have no fucking right to know what's in it. They always use the excuse that public transportation workers must be screened to make sure we haven't been having any fun in our off work hours. But you can see where that led- it was a slippery, pissy slope. They began with railroad workers- engineers, specifically, and it's an easy sell. But now you have to be piss tested to flip burgers in a fast food joint, to make absolutely certain that it's been the only joint you've touched in the last couple of weeks. This is an intrusion and an invasion of human privacy, and a big lie. No proposal to test the piss of congressmen has ever flown, but those dickwads regularly vote to test welfare recipients, as if I give a shit whether a guy on welfare escapes the poverty of his existence for a few hours with some reefer and the enjoyment of his favorite piss art. As a driver I was regularly threatened with the possibility of an observed urine test, even though I had never failed any urine test. I made it known that in such a case I'd create some piss art of my own by pissing on the observer's shoes. That was the long way around to saying, hell yes, I'm in favor of piss art, in certain circumstances. Sorry. I got on a roll and the train just didn't want to stop. Probably now someone will demand that I piss in a cup as punishment for this. Pretty funny that rick315*^&* and I were messaging about pee on the tubular vids. Good for a mid-week chuckle. (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I still remember the brouhaha about that artist who sunk a crucifx in a container of piss.....although fr the life of me I can't remember his name. anyone? (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Spunky I have plenty to donate on an hourly basis due to some new medications. However, I think the freight to UK would piss away all your profit margin even if I supply the container XX (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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This piss art phenomenon is getting a wee bit out of hand.  
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 . I hope she enjoys yellow snow
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Is piss art making art or taking the piss? My opinion is... piss on the artist and the idiots that are buying it. Vive La Difference
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Bonjour Spunky En France on dit c'est comme " Pisser dans un violon " ce qu'on peut traduire par "ça ne sert à rien " Mais je vois que pisser sur une toile peut-être rentable ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky In France they say it is like "Pissing in a violon" what can be translated as "it serves no purpose" But I see that pissing on a canvas can be profitable ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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creative art at its best! hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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You what I think....anyone who buys this art has more money than sense. And the "artists" have too much fecking time on their hands. 
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It's NOT art to me but I can autograph snow! "Don't eat yellow snow" is my tip of the day! The next thing needed is a Trans Atlantic piss pipeline!
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Interesting who knew piss was an art form..
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Would you be willing to guarantee us a supply of piss? If so, how much can you supply us each month? You know I'm a retired trucker. I have an ethical objection to piss collection. Beginning back in the 1980's my employers began demanding that I piss in a cup and allow them to keep my piss, and they held my job hostage to get it. That was MY piss, MY bodily fluids and they have no fucking right to know what's in it. They always use the excuse that public transportation workers must be screened to make sure we haven't been having any fun in our off work hours. But you can see where that led- it was a slippery, pissy slope. They began with railroad workers- engineers, specifically, and it's an easy sell. But now you have to be piss tested to flip burgers in a fast food joint, to make absolutely certain that it's been the only joint you've touched in the last couple of weeks. This is an intrusion and an invasion of human privacy, and a big lie. No proposal to test the piss of congressmen has ever flown, but those dickwads regularly vote to test welfare recipients, as if I give a shit whether a guy on welfare escapes the poverty of his existence for a few hours with some reefer and the enjoyment of his favorite piss art. As a driver I was regularly threatened with the possibility of an observed urine test, even though I had never failed any urine test. I made it known that in such a case I'd create some piss art of my own by pissing on the observer's shoes. That was the long way around to saying, hell yes, I'm in favor of piss art, in certain circumstances. Sorry. I got on a roll and the train just didn't want to stop. Probably now someone will demand that I piss in a cup as punishment for this. I suspect that urine tests at work will become the norm because they think we all live to work!
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Now that I'm in my mid-40s, I should be a great deal richer every morning, I suppose... I get up probably four times a night, but my wallet is the same size. Thanks for stopping by.
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I still remember the brouhaha about that artist who sunk a crucifx in a container of piss.....although fr the life of me I can't remember his name. anyone? [image]
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I suspect the price for female pee and poo is higher than for male pee and poo on this site. But if you come across anyone in impoverished circumstances, please can you refer them to me!
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this hilarious "rant" all of which is the truth as to what they do to the work force, reminded me of a saying I heard from a family member in an over-heard argument " ciss on you, pisster".. I will be in line with oyu waiting for my own cup Pretty funny that rick315*^&* and I were messaging about pee on the tubular vids. Good for a mid-week chuckle.
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It was Andres Seranos I think and if I recallall his own visage looks like a used cigar  [image]
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Spunky I have plenty to donate on an hourly basis due to some new medications. However, I think the freight to UK would piss away all your profit margin even if I supply the container XX
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This piss art phenomenon is getting a wee bit out of hand. Very good.
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