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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/27/2016 6:58 am
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

This post is my contribution to the twenty-fifth virtual symposium organised by the relatively new but still supreme cult leaderess, pocogato12. Please visit the Virtual Symposium Group's [group_post 3635732] post to read other contributions to the 'Seasons/Holidays' virtual symposium.



Happy Holidays is not a greeting I normally use, but it’s my only way into the virtual symposium’s topic of 'Seasons/Holidays'. I can’t think of much to write about seasons and holidays other than that seasons are a-changing and holidays are good!

Several members on this site have already mailed me asking me what I want for Christmas. I thought it would be useful given that many want to buy me a Christmas present that I issue a present list for members to choose from. I’m sure Santa Claus, aka lok4fun500, will deliver any presents on the list not given to me by members.

I have nine present ideas on my list. First, and slightly mundane, is an alarm clock. But I do need a second alarm clock as back-up to my radio alarm.

Second, I need a new pair of sunglasses for when I go on holiday next year. My sunglasses are quite old and slightly uncomfortable to wear.

Third, and linked to my holiday plans, is a travel wallet to keep my passport, flight tickets, foreign money and hotel details in. That reminds me I need to apply for a new passport. I’m going to get a European Union passport as these won’t be around much longer in post-Brexit Britain!

Fourth, and again linked to my holiday plans, is a suitcase. Preferably I’d like a woman in the suitcase. It’ll save me the bother of trying to find a woman when abroad!

Fifth is a CD of Prince’s best songs. I’m never too proud of owning a 'Best of Prince' CD, but it must feature his early hits like 1999, Little Red Corvette and Kiss.

Sixth, I want lots of bottles of fine dry white wine - no cheap plonk just expensive wine please. Languedoc, Sancerre and Pouilly-Fumé are my favourite wines.

Seventh, I want lots of doggy sex on demand over the festive period. I guess my girlfriend will try and give me this present but I’m always happy to accept more gifts on this front!

Eighth is an orgy. My girlfriend and I definitely need help here and all offers of help will be gratefully received!

Ninth, and last but most wanted, is an African safari, ideally in Botswana, Namibia or at a push Tanzania. I want to see the elephants. I promise that if anyone buys me this magical present I will send them a postcard from Africa!

Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting?
If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year?
What present do you want to get me for Christmas?


When giving me a present, please can you write down inside what present you are buying me so Santa Claus knows what I have and what I don’t have in readiness for his visit to me on Christmas Eve!

I love Christmas presents - sorry I meant I love Christmas - and I’m starting to get excited about it!



















spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/27/2016 7:06 am

Happy Holidays again!

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/27/2016 7:11 am

This was just such a clever Seasons/Holiday post!! Complete with gift photos. Santa will be amazed after he gets over his turkey funk!!! My list will include a 6 week excursion to Australia!! Let the gifting begin

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Raymond1143 64M
20 posts
11/27/2016 7:13 am

love it so much


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/27/2016 7:19 am

Very nice spunky.. hugsssss V

Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting? Merry Xmas is what I normally say.
If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year? On the Xmas list a 3 sum!!! ok I am getting new luggage hard case for us!
What present do you want to get me for Christmas?3 sum! ok how about just you..

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
11/27/2016 7:53 am

Ok the TC, I will return the best of Donna Summers CD I got you.

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
11/27/2016 9:33 am

When you used the term "... when abroad.. " I thought of a prior member.
Ah, good times, good times.
Was I supposed to write a holiday post for Symposium?ack,
Kk

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spunkycumfun replies on 11/27/2016 9:47 am:
Seasons/holidays is indeed the theme for the virtual symposium weekend.

Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
11/27/2016 11:55 am

Bonjour Spunky
Une petite réclame pour le " Picpoul de Pinet" et je ferais en sorte que la cave coopérative t'en envois une caisse
Promesse de Gascon
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
A small advertisement for the "Picpoul de Pinet" and I would make sure that the cooperative winery sends you a crate
Promise of Gascon
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
11/27/2016 12:44 pm

Well done.

Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting? Sometimes.
If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year? Nothing I haven't even thought about it.
What present do you want to get me for Christmas? Well I have a suggestion for an alarm clock. Check out the Sangean brand they have many models or did the last time I checked and some have multiple alarm capability. The one I bought RCR-3 has four alarms that can be set for different times and days and different alarm types (music or buzzer) etc. The radio is top quality for reception and sound also. Be sure to mention I sent you to them... Just kidding but it is the best alarm clock/radio I've ever had.

Vive La Difference


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
11/27/2016 2:29 pm

It's Merry Christmas....Happy Holidays just doesn't do it for me.

I have already had an early Christmas present lol....my flights home for a very special family reunion.

I don't know what else I want really but am busy shopping for the grandkids.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/27/2016 4:23 pm

Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting? No, I celebrate Christmas, not holidays, so mine is always Merry Christmas

If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year? Wine, women and song

What present do you want to get me for Christmas? I think you will get an Alarm clock, very practical


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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
11/27/2016 6:41 pm

Seasons greetings.

In my heart, I'm a holiday humbug. amp; .. I haven't always been this way, and I try not to pee in anybody's Cheerios. Many people get so excited about the holidays.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/27/2016 8:34 pm

You know for me it's Merry Christmas


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
11/28/2016 12:04 pm

so when you say travel wallet, you mean man purse? snork

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
12/1/2016 1:00 pm

I thought you were on Santa's naughty list !

"Happy Holidays" is a common greeting here, since Santa visits us on New Year's Day, instead of Christmas. So we have about a week more to wait...


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/3/2016 6:39 pm

Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting?
I don't think so. My co-workers and I used to just say "Fuck you" when we left work, whether it was a Friday or a holiday.

If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year?
I can't think of anything I want that someone might buy me. But I'd be delighted to watch an electoral college revolt.

What present do you want to get me for Christmas?
I'd have got you a repeal of Brexit but you've convinced me that it's out of my reach. I meant to give you a leader of the free world who isn't both batshit fucking crazy as well as stupid, but you already know how that plan played out. I'd say this year's Christmas is pretty much a washout.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
12/4/2016 11:09 am

You've been so very naughty this year, Spunky. How could you expect any gifts at all?!? (You know I'm only kidding, right?)

Happy Holidays!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 12:37 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    This was just such a clever Seasons/Holiday post!! Complete with gift photos. Santa will be amazed after he gets over his turkey funk!!! My list will include a 6 week excursion to Australia!! Let the gifting begin
I hope you get your Australia excusion for Xmas. But be careful we only sent our prisoners to Australia unlike sending our pilgrims to your country!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 12:39 pm

I'm pleased you loved the post but are you going to give me a Xmas present?! That's the question!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 12:41 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Very nice spunky.. hugsssss V

    Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting? Merry Xmas is what I normally say.
    If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year? On the Xmas list a 3 sum!!! ok I am getting new luggage hard case for us!
    What present do you want to get me for Christmas?3 sum! ok how about just you..
I'm up for a 3some or a 2some, or even a 1some if I can agree to have sex wih myself!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:02 pm

    Quoting  :

I'd love that Prince CD. How can I get my address to you?


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:04 pm

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    Ok the TC, I will return the best of Donna Summers CD I got you.
You're back!!!
Deep down, you know disco makes sense!
PS. As you can tell, I'm still as tardy in replying to comments!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:06 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    When you used the term "... when abroad.. " I thought of a prior member.
    Ah, good times, good times.
    Was I supposed to write a holiday post for Symposium?ack,
    Kk
When abroad ... do as the Romans do unless the Romans are doing terrible things. I love a contradiction!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:07 pm

And a very Happy Holidays to you and your's!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:09 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Une petite réclame pour le " Picpoul de Pinet" et je ferais en sorte que la cave coopérative t'en envois une caisse
    Promesse de Gascon
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    A small advertisement for the "Picpoul de Pinet" and I would make sure that the cooperative winery sends you a crate
    Promise of Gascon
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

I'll definitely do a post on Picpoul de Pinet for some wine. Watch this space!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/6/2016 1:12 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Well done.

    Do you use the Happy Holidays greeting? Sometimes.
    If celebrated, what’s on your Christmas present list this year? Nothing I haven't even thought about it.
    What present do you want to get me for Christmas? Well I have a suggestion for an alarm clock. Check out the Sangean brand they have many models or did the last time I checked and some have multiple alarm capability. The one I bought RCR-3 has four alarms that can be set for different times and days and different alarm types (music or buzzer) etc. The radio is top quality for reception and sound also. Be sure to mention I sent you to them... Just kidding but it is the best alarm clock/radio I've ever had.
You are an alarm expert. This is your calling!
I apologise for suggesting assassinating Trump on your blog; I didn't realise it was a federal offence to suggest this.


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