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MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STUNNER
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STUNNER My girlfriend is a stunner. She’s not good-looking but she does work in an abattoir! It’s not easy to find photos of stunning women in a slaughterhouse! I want to categorically deny the rumours circulating that I am dating Laura Whitmore, an Irish television presenter now starring in Strictly Come Dancing! But I can categorically confirm that this joke was composed by Graeme Swann, a former English Test cricketer. |
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Here's a scene from The Slaughterhouse Massacre! [image]
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Oh my God! Laura Whitmore wears panties! Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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awesome post Spunky
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10/21/2016 10:54 am |
Mmm Yeah Right!
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Bonjour Spunky Désolé , je n'ai pas compris ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Sorry I did not understand ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Oh never mind, I though you wrote MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A STUN-GUN When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I don't know but I like the skirt the woman is wearing in the first picture. Does this post include bacon? Vive La Difference
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Bonjour Spunky Désolé , je n'ai pas compris ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Sorry I did not understand ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ A stunner means a beautiful woman, and a stunner also someone who uses a stun-gun in an abattoir/slaughterhouse befiore the animal is killed. I just wish my French was half as good as your English!
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Stop telling porkies
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Well, the denial should work for you. There's an old story about Lyndon Johnson. He suggested that his campaign staff start rumors that his opponent had enjoyed carnal knowledge of some of the animals on his farm. The campaign manager said "Dammit, Lyndon, we can't come right out and call him a pig fucker!" to which Johnson replied "No, but we can sure as hell make him deny it." Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I don't like guns!!
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You sure found a good pic for us today.. She must be good at handling meat by the way spunky hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Oh my God! Laura Whitmore wears panties! [image]
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This is an absolutely shocking post! I don't even know what to say about it OR YOU Hugh!
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awesome post Spunky
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Mmm Yeah Right!
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Bonjour Spunky Désolé , je n'ai pas compris ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Sorry I did not understand ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Oh never mind, I though you wrote MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A STUN-GUN
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61 year-olds age well nowadays! Thanks for stopping by.
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I don't know but I like the skirt the woman is wearing in the first picture. Does this post include bacon? [image]
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I think I just may be saying that!
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Meat handing is very important and I think more people should attend meat handling courses!
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Stop telling porkies
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