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MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STUNNER  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
10/21/2016 10:29 am
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STUNNER





My girlfriend is a stunner. She’s not good-looking but she does work in an abattoir!

It’s not easy to find photos of stunning women in a slaughterhouse!

I want to categorically deny the rumours circulating that I am dating Laura Whitmore, an Irish television presenter now starring in Strictly Come Dancing!

But I can categorically confirm that this joke was composed by Graeme Swann, a former English Test cricketer.





spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/21/2016 10:30 am

Here's a scene from The Slaughterhouse Massacre!

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effer2910 60M
5508 posts
10/21/2016 10:36 am

Oh my God! Laura Whitmore wears panties!

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HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
10/21/2016 10:45 am

awesome post Spunky


benard69 66M/66F  

10/21/2016 10:54 am

Mmm Yeah Right!


Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
10/21/2016 11:34 am

Bonjour Spunky
Désolé , je n'ai pas compris
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Hello Spunky
Sorry I did not understand
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/21/2016 11:35 am

Oh never mind, I though you wrote MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A STUN-GUN

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
10/21/2016 11:49 am

I don't know but I like the skirt the woman is wearing in the first picture.

Does this post include bacon?

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/21/2016 12:50 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Désolé , je n'ai pas compris
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    Sorry I did not understand
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

It's okay. I'm just pleased you are my friend and visit me.
A stunner means a beautiful woman, and a stunner also someone who uses a stun-gun in an abattoir/slaughterhouse befiore the animal is killed.
I just wish my French was half as good as your English!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/21/2016 3:03 pm

Stop telling porkies


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2016 5:30 pm

a stunner? Better behave yourself [image]

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/21/2016 6:37 pm

Well, the denial should work for you. There's an old story about Lyndon Johnson. He suggested that his campaign staff start rumors that his opponent had enjoyed carnal knowledge of some of the animals on his farm. The campaign manager said "Dammit, Lyndon, we can't come right out and call him a pig fucker!" to which Johnson replied "No, but we can sure as hell make him deny it."

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/21/2016 9:50 pm

I don't like guns!!


NaughtyInSO 113F
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10/21/2016 10:00 pm

Oh boy... I'm speechless....

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/23/2016 10:39 am

You sure found a good pic for us today.. She must be good at handling meat by the way spunky hugsssssss V

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 1:49 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    Oh my God! Laura Whitmore wears panties!
I always insist Laura Whitmore doesn't wear panties when she sees me!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 1:53 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    This is an absolutely shocking post! I don't even know what to say about it OR YOU Hugh!
I just can't understand why me complimenting my girlfriend is shocking!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 1:55 pm

Thanks Herman.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 1:59 pm

But my girlfriend really is a stunner!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:04 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Désolé , je n'ai pas compris
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    Sorry I did not understand
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

Please don't apologise. This post was just my pathetic attempt at making a joke with the word stunning, which can be used as an adjective to mean beautiful and as a verb as in stunning/electrifying an animal before it's killed in a slaughterhouise.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:06 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Oh never mind, I though you wrote MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A STUN-GUN
If my girlfriend had a stun-gun, she wouldn't be my girlfriend especially if I was her aim!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:07 pm

    Quoting  :

61 year-olds age well nowadays!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:09 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I don't know but I like the skirt the woman is wearing in the first picture.

    Does this post include bacon?
There was no bacon in the post but there's bacon and nudity in my reply to your comment!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:12 pm

    Quoting  :

I think I just may be saying that!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:13 pm

    Quoting  :


Meat handing is very important and I think more people should attend meat handling courses!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/5/2016 2:15 pm

I can't help it; I live too near Melton Mowbray where they make real pork pies!


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