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FROM HOPE TO GROPE
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FROM HOPE TO GROPE  Above is the front cover of Private Eye, a British satirical magazine. What was your last hope? And when was your last grope? My hope at the moment is for Trump’s campaign to continue to implode (very likely), for me to take early retirement (likely), for peace to soon break out in Syria (unlikely), for Britain’s vote to leave the European Union to be reversed (very unlikely), and for me to fart (impossible). My last grope was a few days ago. Pretending to be a deranged, desperate and sex-starved fugitive, I groped my girlfriend while she was cooking a meal. By the way, my groping was a consensual affair! I’ve not groped without consent; in fact, I don’t grope much. Anyway, I prefer to call it caressing; far more romantically sounding! The last and only time I was groped was at boarding school by a grooming and molesting teacher. His name was Roger Williams. Below and inside is a random collection of photographs of women. Any link to an egomaniacal groper - sorry, caresser - is purely coincidental! Melania Trump:  Nancy O'Dell:  Jessica Leeds:  Alicia Machado:  Summer Zervos:  Ivanka Trump:  Arianne Zucker:  Kristin Anderson:  Ivana Trump:  |
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Tiffany Trump: [image]
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Awesome selection of shots for today spunky What was your last hope?Hope the US election is done soon! It is getting very nasty. And when was your last grope? only wish! They do say in my dreams..  hugssssssssss VBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Bonjour Spunky Espoir un jour peut-être j'aurais la retraite Tâtonner, la dernière fois c'est cette après midi j'ai tâtonné 3 bites à la plage et une m'a tâtonné le cul ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Hope one day maybe I will have the retired grope, the last time it was this afternoon I have grope 3 cocks at the beach and one groped my ass ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child No hope to grope somebody tonight!  Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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10/15/2016 1:18 pm |
Ah well, if we are going to call it caressing, then it was just hours ago. My last hope was Friday, when I got weighed. I hoped I'd lost more weight, but it was not to be this week. So I went shopping, bought a lot of new clothes, in a size smaller than before. I've now redoubled my efforts, which is going to have to include much more exercise! It just isn't too easy to exercise where I live. Too few paths or sidewalks and too much traffic! As to the impossible task, I'm sure you can manage a little windy-pop, you just aren't trying hard enough! Just give it your best shot and then follow through. OH NO! Don't follow through! That's the best advice I can offer you Hugh. x
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What was your last hope? I hope that mum would still recognise me each time I visit her in the care home. And when was your last grope? I was groped on the dance-floor at my brother's party a couple of months ago  
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What was your last hope? Last I hoped that my idiot friend would abandon his crazy idea to go bungee jumping. And when was your last grope? Earlier today when my friend's 2 year old grandson groped me. He's groping everything and everyone to maintain his balance. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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My hope tonight was that my bangers & mash are a hit......they were!!! I don't grope....I caress, but it has been eons since that happened....
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What was your last hope? And when was your last grope? My last hope was inspired by this post... To find someone for a bit of mutual groping.   That's a sad but true commentary on the current political situation.  Vive La Difference
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What was your last hope? This year it was Bernie Sanders. He might realistically be my very last hope. We may not see the like of him again in this godforsaken cesspool of capitalist orgy. My first hope was Senator George McGovern. I cast my very first vote of any kind for him. I'm still proud of that vote. And when was your last grope? Well...it wasn't Bernie Sanders. In reckon it was the last time I had a DOT physical when the doctor caressed my testicles and ordered me to turn my head and cough. I didn't get off. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What was your last hope? It certainly was not our current President  . Continued good health for the young people in my lifeAnd when was your last grope? A week or so ago while having coffee with a FW 
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my hope is to be groped 
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Awesome selection of shots for today spunky What was your last hope?Hope the US election is done soon! It is getting very nasty. And when was your last grope? only wish! They do say in my dreams.. hugssssssssss V 
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Bonjour Spunky Espoir un jour peut-être j'aurais la retraite Tâtonner, la dernière fois c'est cette après midi j'ai tâtonné 3 bites à la plage et une m'a tâtonné le cul ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Hope one day maybe I will have the retired grope, the last time it was this afternoon I have grope 3 cocks at the beach and one groped my ass ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child No hope to grope somebody tonight!
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I'm very much hoping your surgery goes well.
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Ah well, if we are going to call it caressing, then it was just hours ago. My last hope was Friday, when I got weighed. I hoped I'd lost more weight, but it was not to be this week. So I went shopping, bought a lot of new clothes, in a size smaller than before. I've now redoubled my efforts, which is going to have to include much more exercise! It just isn't too easy to exercise where I live. Too few paths or sidewalks and too much traffic! As to the impossible task, I'm sure you can manage a little windy-pop, you just aren't trying hard enough! Just give it your best shot and then follow through. OH NO! Don't follow through! That's the best advice I can offer you Hugh. x
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What was your last hope? I hope that mum would still recognise me each time I visit her in the care home. And when was your last grope? I was groped on the dance-floor at my brother's party a couple of months ago
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What was your last hope? Last I hoped that my idiot friend would abandon his crazy idea to go bungee jumping. And when was your last grope? Earlier today when my friend's 2 year old grandson groped me. He's groping everything and everyone to maintain his balance.
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My hope tonight was that my bangers & mash are a hit......they were!!! I don't grope....I caress, but it has been eons since that happened....
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What was your last hope? And when was your last grope? My last hope was inspired by this post... To find someone for a bit of mutual groping. That's a sad but true commentary on the current political situation.
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What was your last hope? This year it was Bernie Sanders. He might realistically be my very last hope. We may not see the like of him again in this godforsaken cesspool of capitalist orgy. My first hope was Senator George McGovern. I cast my very first vote of any kind for him. I'm still proud of that vote. And when was your last grope? Well...it wasn't Bernie Sanders. In reckon it was the last time I had a DOT physical when the doctor caressed my testicles and ordered me to turn my head and cough. I didn't get off.
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A grope turning into a caress; I need to learn that move as my gropes tend to turn into fucks!
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Brexit is going to run and run for a decade or more. Brexit has and will continue to divide this country. I'm just hoping someone in governmnent will stand up and say a terrible mistake has been been made and let's go back! But I realise that others think different.
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What was your last hope? It certainly was not our current President . Continued good health for the young people in my lifeAnd when was your last grope? A week or so ago while having coffee with a FW
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