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PIMPING KINKY  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/21/2016 9:01 am
PIMPING KINKY



It’s my duty and indeed pleasure to Miss Kinky, also known as [blog kinkyfem73], who granted me a no holes barred interview - sorry about the typo!

Before the interview, and for reasons of research, I hired a private detective to investigate Miss Kinky’s life. The detective’s secret dossier was fulsome, revealing and even shocking. He recommended 21 questions to be put to Miss Kinky.

Below are Miss Kinky’s verbatim answers to the questions. I hope you can understand her Canadian accent!

1. Sex! Sex! Sex! Are you thinking about sex right now?
Yes I am actually! Fall makes me hornier~ don't ask me why. So sex crosses my mind more often this time of year.

2. What’s the best thing about this site?
Thats a toss up between the blogs and meeting people. I've met some great people from here, alot whom I consider very good friends. Theres also a few bloggers that I hope I get the chance to meet one day~ your sexy self included!

3. What’s the worst thing about this site?
Same answer Spunky LOL. Its a toss up between the blogs and meeting people. I've had the misfortune of meeting some real losers from here.... Likewise with the blogs, it seems lately some are only here to cause problems.

4. What has been the best experience as a result of being a member of this site?
This may be hard to believe but when I joined 5 years ago my self esteem was pretty low. Part of that stems from being judged by former partners when I opened up about my 'likes'. I joined the site and found tons of people who had the same likes. It was a great experience to be able to talk openly about things and not be judged!! It was then that my self esteem grew....and grew.... If you'd have told me 5 years ago that I'd be posting pics like I do for HNW, I'd have laughed my head off. But I enjoy posting them now, and that too has helped boost my self esteem.

5. What has been the worst experience as a result of being a member of this site?
Getting into too much detail about this is quite painful. Lets just say that I met a 'man' from here who became quite possessive and after a short period of time the RCMP [the Mounties] were involved.

6. How kinky can you go?
Kinky is a relative term. Whats kinky to you might be very vanilla for me and vice versa. Its no secret that I enjoy most aspects of BDSM and D/s, and that I have very few limits where those are concerned. How kinky can I go? ~laughs~ well leave out anything that has to do with , animals, blood, scat, or asphyxiation.... other than that I'm good to go.

7. How kinky have you gone?
How kinky have I gone....thats a tough one without actually writing a list of things I've done....but to answer this that might be easiest. I've had many many threesomes and moresomes, in every configuration. From FFF to MMF, MFM, FFM, FMF, MMMF, MMMFF.....we often go to a local lifestyle club and end up in the playroom surrounded by others, I wouldn't call it an orgy exactly but its dam fun! In that same club I've been on the St. Andrews cross in a room full of people watching as a local Dom and I have some fun. I enjoy wax play, temperature play, food play, cum play, orgasm denial, forced orgasm, bondage, toys, spanking, impact play, pegging, and one that I recently tried and LOVED, knife play. Have I done everything listed? Yes I have.

8. Is it true that you have taken out many patents for kinky sex techniques with the United Nations’ World Intellectual Property Organisation?
Yes Spunky it is but my legal advisor prefers I don't discuss them.

9. Is it true that Canadian cocks are bigger than American cocks?
Well in all honesty I've only had sex with 2 American men so I can't say, but I'm more than willing to test that theory out!!

10. Is it true that Canadian men like licking native beavers?
Native beavers or natural beavers? Theres a difference lol.

11. What did you say to the local power company when it found that an outage/power-cut was caused by your over-consumption of electricity while vigorously playing with your vibrators?
I told them they should send a man over to see for himself if it was in fact due to my toys!!

12. Is it true that Donald Trump has a small cock?
Spunky I don't kiss and tell. But I will say that he uses what little he has, very well! May I also say that the man I'm really curious about is Bill Clinton. He seems a bit on the kinky side.

13. What is your favourite film/movie?
Pretty Woman.

14. What is your favourite song?
Dark by Katy Perry. Theres something about that song that just fits me, its even the ringtone on my phone!

15. Who is your favourite actor/actress?
Actor~ Sean Connery!!! That mans voice makes me instantly horny!
Actress~ Julia Roberts. Shes soooo sexy.


16. Is there such a thing as too much cock?
ummmmmm NO!

17. Do you feel proud that seismologists discovered that your bedroom was once the epicentre of an earthquake, measuring 6.0 on the Richter scale, in your local area?
Fuck yeah!!!! Who wouldn't be proud of that?!?! Next is to see if we can get it higher than 6.0.

18. As a Canadian, can you confirm the story that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are called Mounties not because they ride horses but because they mount horses from behind?
Ummmm no Spunky I can't confirm that. In my past experience though I can confirm that he did like mounting me from behind. Ahhhhh memories....

19. Now Barack Obama is about to leave office, can you tell us what your threesome was like with Barack and Michelle Obama in the White House?
Barack was a bit of a prude but Michelle is an absolute FREAK in the sheets!! The things that woman can do with her tongue!!

20. If you had a choice between granting peace throughout the world and never having an orgasm again or having many orgasms in a permanently war-torn world, what would you choose?
My answer here may cause some waves but what the hell lol. I honestly don't see things ever changing Spunky.... its been this way for hundreds of years. So I might as well be having orgasms. Plus if I was going without orgasms I'd be awfully cranky and that could very well cause problems haha!

21. Do I have your informed consent to you and your blog and keep a 10 per cent cut of any earnings from my pimping activities?
10% plus I get to give you a BJ? Do we have a deal?

Miss Kinky has agreed to answer questions that people want to put to her after reading her answers to my questions. The only exception is that she won’t elaborate on her answer to question five which is off-limits for questions.

Should I accept Miss Kinky’s offer of a blowjob for being her ?
Do you have any questions for Miss Kinky?


It would seem rude to turn down a blowjob from Miss Kinky though I may charge!

Since I’m now Miss Kinky’s official , all members wanting to get in touch with Miss Kinky must communicate with me. Any direct contact with Miss Kinky will be regarded as a breach of the site’s terms of use and, moreover, a breach of contract that will result in vigorous legal action being taken.

As [blog kinkyfem73]’s , there are a range of activities shown below which I can arrange for you to enjoy with Miss Kinky. Obviously there’s a fee, an introduction fee, for such services!

What activities would you like to enjoy with Miss Kinky?

Miss Kinky is one of the stars of blogland. While many bloggers, including myself, fret about the site’s many glitches, who’s fucking who, why men are stupid, who’s the top blogger and who’s arguing with whom, Miss Kinky just gets on with running a brilliant and sexy blog.

On her blog she flashes her legs, her cleavage and even her breasts but she’s never flashed her pussy … that is, until now! Inside is the premiere flash of Miss Kinky’s pussy.



















spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/21/2016 9:02 am

Here's Miss Kinky's pussy!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/21/2016 9:04 am

Excellent spunky. Kinky and I have been friends on here for years.. I think I know this young lady pretty well. From last night conversation in our chatroom I didn't know the girls will be graduating this year.. Going off to college and university.. Home will be very along next year for her.. My only thoughts for today is this one for her.

What are you going to do with no girls at home and all this free time??? hugsss V

Great post!!! Love the pics..

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/21/2016 9:06 am

Looks like my cat but he is black hugsssssss V Nice pussy Kinky

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


rachel0718 58F
20470 posts
9/21/2016 9:26 am

What a great blog! Thank you for sharing and letting me get to know Kinky a bit more..


Rachel Mae


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
9/21/2016 9:26 am

Oh, EXCELLENT job - but I knew you were funing us with talk of Kinky showing her pussy.

My question for her is somewhat open ended, "about the lack of sampling American cock...."

As to activities with the dear lady, I really can't think of any I'd rule out, nekkid OR otherwise.

Happy HNW

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/21/2016 10:12 am

A special lady with special tastes

Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/21/2016 11:21 am

I give you an A+ for your wonderful post of a AAA lady!
She actually only lives about 200 miles north of me!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/21/2016 11:56 am

Yes, Kinky is definitely a very Pretty Woman
My question for her is:
What does she like doing when not being Kinky. Favourite past-times etc?


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
9/21/2016 12:02 pm

Such a great read and brilliant pimping!

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
9/21/2016 12:52 pm

Bonjour Spunky
Tout le sel de ce post a été dissout dans la traduction
Il ne reste qu'une " Chatte sur un ordinateur brulant "
♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
All the salt of this post was dissolved in translation
There is only "Cat on a hot computer"
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥



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Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
9/21/2016 1:07 pm

an excellant post about my fav blogger

very well done Spunky


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
9/21/2016 1:17 pm

It was nice getting to know Kinky just a bit better.
I loved seeing her "pussy" hahahhahah
Happy HNW to both of you!
kk

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justlook60 58M
129 posts
9/21/2016 2:21 pm

wooo weeee, that's some hot stuff, call me


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
9/21/2016 4:41 pm

This was a great way to pimp a great blogger. Channeling the spirit of David Frost (I'm glad I didn't have to answer those questions)

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
9/21/2016 6:21 pm



Outfuckingstanding, Spunkczar of all the Luscious.Kinky is a sweetheart!

Should I accept Miss Kinky’s offer of a blowjob for being her pimp?
By all means!

Do you have any questions for Miss Kinky?
Yes! Can she guess how many jelly beans are in this jar?

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
9/21/2016 9:25 pm

That was fun, and very revealing. She's kinkier than I thought.

Thoughts from the Garden...


SexsualMD 58M
2369 posts
9/22/2016 5:16 am

Now that's pimping with style...Happy HNW!


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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
9/22/2016 6:29 am

That was an enjoyable read. Thanks for sharing it!

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spitoonlicker 68F
210 posts
9/22/2016 12:24 pm

Thanks for pimping Kinky! What a fine woman!


satyrnsheepzskin 46M
5939 posts
9/22/2016 1:50 pm

Awesome ... I feel like I know SO much more about this lovely creature now than I ever did before ... which is an absolutely fabulous proposition ... and now I may have to go back through her blog hunting for flasher pics

Excellent HNW post!

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/23/2016 7:20 am

I just loves the Kinks - xlnt blogger and cool lil woman and beautiful beyond words.

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9/23/2016 7:34 am


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/25/2016 1:04 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Looks like my cat but he is black hugsssssss V Nice pussy Kinky
I'm now thinking of getting a pet cat. I love cats but there were feral cats living on my terrace which stopped me getting a cat. But I think they've gone now.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/25/2016 1:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Canada has to lot to answer for even if the Stanley Cup was named after a Brit!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/25/2016 1:08 pm

Thanks for stopping by.


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