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HOTEL ANTARCTICA  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/19/2016 12:14 pm
HOTEL ANTARCTICA









Welcome to the Hotel Antarctica
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Antarctica
Five weeks a year (Five weeks a year)
You can find it here


A luxury hotel, comprising eight pods, has recently been opened in Antarctica. The White Desert hotel is only open for five weeks a year during the summer months of November and December.

A week’s stay at the hotel costs £54,000, but that price includes everything. The hotel only has room for 12 guests at a time. Prince Harry, Bear Grylls and members of the Saudi royal family have already stayed at the hotel. Meals are prepared by Justine Lindsay, Lewis Hamilton’s personal chef - Lewis Hamilton, allegedly, is a top Formula One racer.

Though there is 24-hour sunlight, the average temperature outside the pod is minus 5C. That's quite cold for a desert!

Entertainment is limited. It involves finding penguins, looking at penguins, painting penguins, eating penguins and fucking penguins! However, partaking in all these activities is free.

If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica?
How do you like your penguin cooked?


Though I love penguins, I want my penguin well done on my plate!

STOP PRESS. pocogato12 is making a laudable attempt to rescue the virtual symposia while humorlife is sampling life in the Antarctic; presumably he’s fallen madly in love with an emperor penguin!

For those interested in keeping the virtual symposia going, please go to pocogato12’s Symposium October blog post to register your interest.









effer2910 60M
5508 posts
9/19/2016 12:25 pm

I'm sure i'll be happy to spend holidays at this lovely place
i want to taste boiled pinguin with runny yolk.

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
9/19/2016 2:06 pm

Bonjour Spunky
Non, passer une semaine à me geler et manger du pingouin bouilli à la sauce à la menthe , c'est pas pour moi même si le paysage est très beau
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
No, a week to freeze me and eat boiled penguin to the mint sauce, it's not for me even if the scenery is very beautiful
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
9/19/2016 3:17 pm

I suspect there were pictures here... Perhaps it is a conspiracy by the penquins to prevent the word getting out about how delectable they are to consume.

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spunkycumfun replies on 9/20/2016 12:53 am:
The stolen pictures have returned!

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2016 3:20 pm

Lewis Hamilton, IS a multi championship and race winning Formula One racer,and he is from your side of the Atlantic river.

If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? Nope too dam cold.
How do you like your penguin cooked? Penguin sushi?

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/19/2016 3:23 pm

If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? sure would go!
How do you like your penguin cooked? well done!

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/19/2016 4:05 pm

I like my penguins covered in chocolate within a red, blue or green wrapper


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/19/2016 4:08 pm

If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? At £54,000 a week? Nooooo


How do you like your penguin cooked? I like them fresh and squalling in the zoo


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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
9/19/2016 4:35 pm

I would love to stay there!

I'm sure getting there is quite an adventure too.

But no penguin fucking!

Not sure how to cook one, but I'll bet someone knows the best way.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
9/19/2016 5:23 pm

Sure. Grilled, with mushrooms.

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/19/2016 9:13 pm

I get my share of cold here in the winter, so my answer is "NO"!!
(no pictures)


spunkycumfun replies on 9/20/2016 12:53 am:
The pictures have returned!

NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
9/20/2016 2:59 pm

If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica?
Although it is painfully beautiful, I'd rather not.

How do you like your penguin cooked? I like my penguin alive and living free in Antarctica.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:16 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    I'm sure i'll be happy to spend holidays at this lovely place
    i want to taste boiled pinguin with runny yolk.
I could go to Antarctica for a long weekend but no more.
I think I'd prefer my penguin roasted!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:17 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Non, passer une semaine à me geler et manger du pingouin bouilli à la sauce à la menthe , c'est pas pour moi même si le paysage est très beau
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    No, a week to freeze me and eat boiled penguin to the mint sauce, it's not for me even if the scenery is very beautiful
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

Antarctica does sound cold; perhaps it's best just to look at photographs of Antarctica!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:36 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I suspect there were pictures here... Perhaps it is a conspiracy by the penquins to prevent the word getting out about how delectable they are to consume.
I think the penguins are conspring; it's time for Trump to build a wall around Antarctica!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:40 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Lewis Hamilton, IS a multi championship and race winning Formula One racer,and he is from your side of the Atlantic river.

    If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? Nope too dam cold.
    How do you like your penguin cooked? Penguin sushi?
Though Lewis Hamilton is British, he's a jet-setting tax exile living in Switzerland. He likes to drape a Union Jack around him but doesn't want to pay taxes here!
Penguin sushi sounds almost tempting!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:40 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? sure would go!
    How do you like your penguin cooked? well done!
The downside of Antarctica is that there's no golf course!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:41 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I like my penguins covered in chocolate within a red, blue or green wrapper
They're the best p-p-p-penguins to eat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:43 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica? At £54,000 a week? Nooooo


    How do you like your penguin cooked? I like them fresh and squalling in the zoo
The penguins are one of my favourites in a zoo. They just strut around with attitude!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:49 pm

    Quoting  :

I think the penguins may object to being shaken!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:50 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    I would love to stay there!

    I'm sure getting there is quite an adventure too.

    But no penguin fucking!

    Not sure how to cook one, but I'll bet someone knows the best way.
You say no penguin fucking now, but in Antarctica bored and sex-starved the idea may become more tempting!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:51 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Sure. Grilled, with mushrooms.
Grilled penguin with mushrooms sounds quite tempting!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I think I'd also prefer somewhere much hotter than Antarctica, but I've heard that penguins can be trained to pour drinks!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:53 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I get my share of cold here in the winter, so my answer is "NO"!!
    (no pictures)
I went to Iceland once and that was very cold, so I don't think Antarctica is for me either.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:56 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you get to go to Antarctica to film penguins. I hope you'll blog about your visit and tell us how cold it is!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/22/2016 12:58 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    If money’s no object, would you stay at the White Desert hotel in Antarctica?
    Although it is painfully beautiful, I'd rather not.

    How do you like your penguin cooked? I like my penguin alive and living free in Antarctica.
Also, despite being cold, there's plenty of sunlight in the summer months to deal with!


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