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I THOUGHT DAIRY FARMING WOULD BE BORING
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I THOUGHT DAIRY FARMING WOULD BE BORING  Above is me watching paint dry in my bathroom. I’ve often thought about writing a very boring blog post. I may just have succeeded! A few years ago I tried to be very boring at a party. There was a reason for my ruse. At the party there was a woman who I was trying at great lengths to avoid. She seemed very interested in me; she kept giving me bits of paper with love poems she had penned for me. Because of reasons of work, I was unable to reject her advances outright and tell her that I wasn’t remotely interested in her. I thought if I presented myself as very boring, her interest in me would cease. At the party, as expected, she came rushing over to me. I started talking about dairy farming in an attempt to bore her. I talked very slowly and offered an inordinate amount of detail about dairy farming. I ignored all her attempts to change the conversation. I wanted to her to fully understand how calves have to be taken away from their mothers so the milk can be taken for human consumption, how a cow is milked by machine, and how fields have to be crop-rotated to ensure sufficient soil fertility to grow high milk-yielding grass for cows to eat. Though the conversation lasted a bit longer than expected, by the end of the evening I told my friend that I thought my plan had worked. I was feeling quite smug about my devious ruse. The next day my smugness of my previous night’s exploits soon disappeared as I found a poem in my pigeonhole at work. It was a poem about milking cows and sucking the breasts of a certain woman. It seemed she took my conversation about milking cows as a metaphor for me wanting to nuzzle into her ample breasts! Are you easily bored? How do you deal with people who bore you? I’m not easily bored at all; there’s interest in almost everything. The people who bore me the most are the people who if they were chocolate would lick themselves. Self-absorbed, narcissistic people, who think the world revolves around them, are the boring people of the world. I nearly forgot, there’s one more thing about my life I want to tell you about!  |
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Are you easily bored? Not really way too busy to get bored. How do you deal with people who bore you? ignore them! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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When I am easily bored, I only think that I am boring. Your story is humorous. I liked it quite a bit. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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I'm never bored, I always have something to do or to read and the subject of dairy cows is very interesting is a hot topic with flocks of several thousand cows produce methane and groundwater pollution. Some people annoy me are those that do not listen to what they are told, they are so sure of being right that nothing can change their beliefs. So I listen, it takes less time than trying to argue, that leaves more time to go have fun with interesting people. [image] Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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funny..the hair on ur head in the paint pic is dark,but the profile pic bush is red... woop woop
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Attempting to appear boring can actually be very interesting! 
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"It seemed she took my conversation about milking cows as a metaphor for me wanting to nuzzle into her ample breasts!" Lucky you didn't get onto the bit about artificial insemination... 
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 1. Nope, rarely bored. 2. I fart, loudly if possible, so that the noise embarrasses them and the smell drives them away!
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I am not easily bored...but I can be blunt and if someone is really boring me....I tell them. ~~Anais Nin~~
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1. Nope, rarely bored. 2. I fart, loudly if possible, so that the noise embarrasses them and the smell drives them away! Vive La Difference
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So are you dark or milk?  Are you easily bored? Not really. How do you deal with people who bore you? Sometimes I doze off.    Vive La Difference
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Are you easily bored? It takes a lot to bore me, but it can happen How do you deal with people who bore you? Fall asleep during the conversation
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That's a sure fire method if I've ever heard one! Aye but be careful with what ye fire McFour, ye micht follae through.......
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Bonjour Spunky Avoir l'air ennuyeux ne suffit pas il faut être un vrai goujat Exemple : Si je te parle de ruminant, c'est parce que tu m'y fait penser avec ton gros cul Voilà un bon conseil merci Annie  ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky Have the annoying air is not enough you have to be a real cad Example: If I speak of ruminant, it's because you made me think with your fat ass Annie's good advice thank you  ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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grab cell phone, say excuse me i gotta take this and walk away....
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I am pretty good at ad lib excuses for getting away from boring people. Sometimes the truth needs to be spoken aloud: I do not find this conversation interesting- excuse me. And just leave. But I love McLindo: the SBD is a true trick (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I am not easily bored, but people who talk about themselves sure dies hire me! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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 Are you easily bored? No, I'm interested in things. How do you deal with people who bore you? I bore them right back! Two can play that game! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Are you easily bored? Not really way too busy to get bored. How do you deal with people who bore you? ignore them! 
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When I am easily bored, I only think that I am boring. Your story is humorous. I liked it quite a bit. Kk
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I'm never bored, I always have something to do or to read and the subject of dairy cows is very interesting is a hot topic with flocks of several thousand cows produce methane and groundwater pollution. Some people annoy me are those that do not listen to what they are told, they are so sure of being right that nothing can change their beliefs. So I listen, it takes less time than trying to argue, that leaves more time to go have fun with interesting people. [image]
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funny..the hair on ur head in the paint pic is dark,but the profile pic bush is red... Thanks for stopping by.
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But I was completely rapt as you regaled with your most fascinating tales of bovine husbandry... and now you have the gall to admit it here in front of everyone that it was all a ruse, an attempt to spurn my affection. Really! I can't believe you! And another thing... Despite what you may have heard or thought, I have never ever licked myself, that is a nasty rumor started by that Hugh guy. Are you easily bored? I am terribly bored at the moment and easily bored and easily distracted. I've just returned from shopping, just as a diversion from my boredom. I want a new dishwasher, I could have bought one as a diversion from my boredom, maybe a washer and dryer too, but I've decide to give the matter a bit more thought. I may be irrational at the moment, but I don't think you could ever call me boring! How do you deal with people who bore you? I remain married to him, but that would be another story and most probably a very long boring one and I can't be asked to elaborate now.
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Attempting to appear boring can actually be very interesting!
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"It seemed she took my conversation about milking cows as a metaphor for me wanting to nuzzle into her ample breasts!" Lucky you didn't get onto the bit about artificial insemination...
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I can't get udder cream here in the UK. if you can get me some and send it over, I'll be forever grateful!
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