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PLEASE HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
8/20/2016 1:03 pm
PLEASE HELP ME, I HAVE A PROBLEM



I think I’ve just found my perfect blowjob position. I’ve never been a massive fan of blowjobs or, to put it differently, I don’t seem to enjoy blowjobs as much as other men seem to do or as much as women giving me a blowjob think I should be enjoying it.

Last night my girlfriend asked me what my favourite position for a blowjob is. Jokingly I said I find blowjobs over-rated and I’d often soon read a newspaper in bed. As a compromise, she suggested I read a newspaper in bed while she gives me a blowjob. Because I’m reasonable I agreed to her suggestion.

The blowjob was great but reading a newspaper was sometimes difficult. The best blowjob position was me lying down on the bed and my girlfriend kneeling over me. This was a great position because I could use her head as a rest for the newspaper I was reading. But her head get bobbing around which meant the newspaper kept moving about. It was difficult to read about Donald Trump's latest blunder!

As I said, the blowjob was great but not quite perfect. We clearly need to do more work on solving the bobbing head problem for the perfect blowjob!


How can I solve the bobbing head problem?
How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs?


There are lots of blowjob positions, with the man or woman standing up, lying down, kneeling, crouching and sitting down. Below is my kama suctra of different blowjob positions.

PS. I've got a bit behind in replying to comments to my blog posts. My apologies but the bobbing head problem has taken a lot of my time lately!




















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5508 posts
8/20/2016 1:08 pm



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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/20/2016 1:22 pm

Great photos and a really funny problem

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
8/20/2016 1:26 pm

How can I solve the bobbing head problem? Fool... get rid of the news paper and it becomes irrelevant. If you really have to have the news though you can either turn on the TV or radio or the computer and have it read to you.

How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs? To completion preferably.

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
8/20/2016 1:31 pm

Bonjour Spunky
Peut-être devrais tu lire le Kamasutra pour être tout à ton plaisir pendant la fellation de ton amie .
Pour moi toutes les positions sont bonne pourvu que mon amant me jouisse dans la bouche
♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
Maybe you should read the Kamasutra to be everything to your pleasure during oral sex of your girl friend.
For me all positions are good as long as my lover enjoys in my mouth
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
8/20/2016 1:59 pm

Oh, poor you!

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HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
8/20/2016 2:14 pm

a VERY understanding girlfriend


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
8/20/2016 2:27 pm

You obviously need to do a great deal more experimentation to try to solve the problem. Maybe even import another woman or four or five to see if they have the same head bobbing problem.
As for me, my favorite oral is for me to eat her, fill her and eat her again.


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/20/2016 2:30 pm

How can I solve the bobbing head problem?
Well, Your Spunktificence, I think you're making an error here. Bobbing Head Syndrome is usually quite essential to a truly good blowjob, although an experienced practitioner can certainly perform the deed satisfactorily with tongue calisthenics and lip contortions. The alternative would require exertion on your part, and we males certainly don't want that! Frequently females forswear forceful face fucking fundamentally.

How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs?
I prefer to have my penis inserted in the mouth of the fellatrix.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
8/20/2016 4:09 pm

How can I solve the bobbing head problem? Throw the @#$%^&* newspaper on the floor!!!


How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs? If I can be selfish, sitting in a chair
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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/20/2016 4:52 pm

1. You have 2 options, cut off her head to.prevent the bobbing, or cut a large slot in the botton part of the paper. Simple.really, hey ye cannae teach genius!!
2. Much prefer the lickage of ma balls rather than the blowage of ma bobby.


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
8/20/2016 10:15 pm

How can I solve the bobbing head problem?
maybe use a lap tray on her head to help stabilize it!

How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs?
I like it when I lay in bed and my GF sucks me....i get to see her do this and I can cum in her mouth!

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1tongue4yall 64M
2205 posts
8/21/2016 5:46 am

i love blow jobs. there is no feeling like it in the world. to feel someone's tongue caressing the head and just under it on the underside is just such a delicious feeling. so i find the best position is from between my legs. i like to lay back and enjoy the sensations.
the best blow jobs i have had involved no head bobbing. i have had a couple blow jobs where they only had the head in their mouth and just licked my head until i came. it took about 15 minutes or so but it was definitely the most incredible feeling i have ever had, the best orgasms i have ever had. it was truly magical.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/21/2016 12:37 pm

I love giving Bl's and I don't give a damn if my head nobs up and down or not!!!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/23/2016 8:42 am

Some good shots there spunky! hugssssss V

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/23/2016 4:19 pm

Stop complaining. It's not a bad habit to have considering


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:19 pm

I've now solved my bobbing head problem when getting a blowjob while reading a newspaper. I just put the newspaper down; the news can wait!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:20 pm

Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:21 pm

    Quoting  :

I would never force your head down as both my hands are holding the newspaper I'm reading!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:23 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Great photos and a really funny problem
The bobbing-head-while-reading-a-newspaper-and-receiving-a-blowjob problem has been solved. My girlfriend just told me to stop reading!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:32 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    How can I solve the bobbing head problem? Fool... get rid of the news paper and it becomes irrelevant. If you really have to have the news though you can either turn on the TV or radio or the computer and have it read to you.

    How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs? To completion preferably.
You are quite right. I got rid of my newspaper this morning and there was no bobbing head problem!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:33 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Peut-être devrais tu lire le Kamasutra pour être tout à ton plaisir pendant la fellation de ton amie .
    Pour moi toutes les positions sont bonne pourvu que mon amant me jouisse dans la bouche
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    Maybe you should read the Kamasutra to be everything to your pleasure during oral sex of your girl friend.
    For me all positions are good as long as my lover enjoys in my mouth
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

It would take too long to read the Kama Sutra as my blowjobs only last a minute!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:34 pm

    Quoting  :

I struggle to do 69; it's just too much to take in. I'm proof that a man can only do one thing at a time!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:39 pm

    Quoting  :

You sound fantastic at giving blowjobs!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:41 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Reverse 69 will solve the bobbing head issue Hugh. But save the newspaper for another time. Why does she put up with you Hugh!

    How do you like giving or receiving blowjobs? That is really none of your business Hugh!
Reverse 69; I only know 69. You are now an expert in different sex positions!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/30/2016 12:41 pm

I'm pleased I have your sincere sympathies over my bobbing head problem!


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