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WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP?
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP? It seems that the US presidential race will be contested by Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. I’m well aware that many Americans aren’t happy with this choice between these two very divisive politicians. And many non-Americans aren’t happy with Donald Trump as the Republican presidential candidate because of his anti-foreigner utterings. Matthew Barzun, the Barack Obama-appointed American ambassador to the UK, recently asked me to find a way to derail Donald Trump’s presidential election campaign. He reasoned that America needs saving from itself! Yesterday I delivered my secret dossier to the American ambassador in his Grosvenor Square residence in London. The ambassador read my dossier of dirty tricks with much interest. He decided that my favoured plan, a CIA-organised assassination, was too risky; but he instructed me to put into effect my Plan B. This plan involves a volunteer to have sex with Donald Trump and, armed with photographic evidence and witness testimony, to sell the story to the National Enquirer and TMZ. The selfless volunteer will of course keep the monies raised from selling the story. Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? For the sake of world peace and harmony, I’m more than happy to have sex with Donald Trump, that’s how unselfish I am! If I had to choose a politician to have sex with, it would be the Labour MP, Caroline Flint - see first two photos below. And I wouldn’t sell my story of my tryst with this sultry politician. We're on the same side! Though I don’t normally have sex with Tories, I’d be happy to have a dominatrix session with the Conservative MP and Home Secretary, Theresa May - see the last photo below. I’d also be happy if she bought along her peeking colleague, Liz Truss, as her assistant. However, I would sell my story because they’re both Tories; I want to be a rich and not a poor Tory fucker! |
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Ugh, I'd rather poke my eyes out with hot sticks amp; [image] "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? I liked plan A better. I WOULD sacrifice a goat for the cause, but I wouldn't be able to get it up for Trump. I even have doubts about the goat. He might just turn it down himself. Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? Top of my list is Gretchen Whitmer, former Michigan State Senator from the 23rd District. [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I find it quite dismaying that we are going to be choosing between two candidates that both have a greater than 50% unfavorable rating. Bernie would be best, and most people know this. But the political parties are having their way with the American people. Trump is already fucking us all! Can I have his wife instead? Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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Oh! yeah, I'd love to get very X-rated with Caroline Flint.
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Lol....no desire whatsoever!!! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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You can leave me out of it thanks very much and actually there is NO politician I'd fancy having sex with. ~~Anais Nin~~
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Hell no way! Not my type. I am glad I don't have to vote! Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? I am not telling! hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I wish I didn't have to vote... I'm with furbal, I wanted Bernie. No f*cking politicians...don't we all know it will come back to haunt you later??
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1. Nope, but I might have a go at his hair piece if ye chucked in a couple ay coley fillets! 2. I might have had a look at Sarah Palin, but then that would have brought me on a parallel course with Boris who is of course a real nazi fucker!
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I'd have a go with his adult daughter.....you have heard about his "small" hands!!
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? amp; Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? They all are disgusting
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Noooooooo!!!! Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? I've seen plenty of sexy women politicians but I couldn't or wouldn't name them here. Now if you want your plan to work you need to get a video of Trump on his hands and knees being mounted by a male donkey with the appropriate colors... or at least a male to get his supporters to have second thoughts. I'm sure they would be outraged. Vive La Difference
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Bonjour Spunky Les élections en France seront assez compliqué , alors je laisse les Américains se débrouiller entre eux ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky The elections in France will be quite complicated, so I let the Americans untangle between them ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ entre eux
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Hell NO! Your Plan A sounds much better. Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? No, thank you. Cheating, lying, self absorbed, power hungry phonies are not my type. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Well I'll leave that task to Us residents... Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? I stay in Europe with my choices! Alexis Tsipras - Minister of Greece Felipe VI - King of Spain [image] My blog is open to you! Fatgirl1976 My new blog post SOMOS CAMPEES WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS visit and share your opinion!
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Ugh, I'd rather poke my eyes out with hot sticks amp; [image] Thanks for stopping by.
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? I liked plan A better. I WOULD sacrifice a goat for the cause, but I wouldn't be able to get it up for Trump. I even have doubts about the goat. He might just turn it down himself. Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? Top of my list is Gretchen Whitmer, former Michigan State Senator from the 23rd District. [image]
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I'm sorry, but I only have eyes for Hugh, no matter the possible outcome of the election. My sister is not going to vote and that was the topic of discussion the other day, just staying home and not voting at all. My ballot for the June election has just arrived in the mail. [image]
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I find it quite dismaying that we are going to be choosing between two candidates that both have a greater than 50% unfavorable rating. Bernie would be best, and most people know this. But the political parties are having their way with the American people. Trump is already fucking us all! Can I have his wife instead? [image]
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Oh! yeah, I'd love to get very X-rated with Caroline Flint.
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Lol....no desire whatsoever!!! [image]
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You could save the world by having sex with Trump. The world needs you!
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You can leave me out of it thanks very much and actually there is NO politician I'd fancy having sex with.
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Would you have sex with Donald Trump to stop him becoming the next US president? Hell no way! Not my type. I am glad I don't have to vote! Who are the politicians you would most like to have sex with? I am not telling! hugsssssssssssss V
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I wish I didn't have to vote... I'm with furbal, I wanted Bernie. No f*cking politicians...don't we all know it will come back to haunt you later??
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