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"AMERICA’S LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE AUTOMOBILE"
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"AMERICA’S LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE AUTOMOBILE"   The phrase "America's love affair with the automobile" was first heard in a television show called Merrily We Roll Along, part of the DuPont Series of the Week in 1961. Groucho Marx used the phrase in his narration of the show until it stuck in people's minds. Americans do love their cars, but a few Americans REALLY love their cars. They don’t make love IN a car but make love TO their cars. Mechaphilia was the subject of the BBC Five documentary, Strange Love: My Car is My Lover, which aired May 28th, 2008. If it’s one thing Brits love and the BBC is good at it is finding peculiar Americans to ridicule on British television. Mechaphilia is a type of neo-sexuality a subcategory of objectophilia. Mechanophilia or mechaphilia, also known as automotophillia, is a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters and aeroplanes. It is treated as a crime in some nations, including the United Kingdom, with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution. The BBC documentary featured fifty-seven year-old Edward Smith from Yelm, Washington who claims to have made love to 999 vehicles. That’s quite an achievement but Smith claims his greatest achievement is that he once had sex with a helicopter from Airwolf, an American television series that ran from 1984 until 1987. Smith lost his virginity to the neighbour’s Volkswagen at fifteen. Since then he’s often had sex with strangers’ cars and has made love connections at car showrooms. However, his joyriding days and his drive to have sex with anonymous cars are coming to the end of the road. Smith says he is now in a committed relationship with the love of his life, Vanilla, a thirty year-old Volkswagen Beetle. Shifting to monogamy hasn’t been easy for Smith who still enjoys the occasional fling with his 1973 Opel GT named 'Cinnamon' and a 1993 Ford Ranger by the name of 'Splash'.  The research is minimal but based on statements made by objectophiles, it appears that objectophilia can be distinguished from a simple paraphilia (intense sexual fantasies and urges or behaviours generally involving nonhuman objects) in that it isn’t just sexual but is characterised by emotional and affectionate attachment. The most surprising revelation about objectophiles is the depth of connection they feel for their objects. Strong feelings of love and commitment, distinguish objectophilia from fetishism. But it’s not a one way street, objectophiles sense personality, reciprocal feelings and/or “energy” from the objects they love. One respondent said, “We are not freaks, nor are we fetishists. Our lovers are living beings that communicate, and love us back. Contrary to popular belief, machines and other objects do have souls. This is what our relationships are based off of, and they're not entirely sexual.” The causes and mechanisms of objectophilia are not fully understood, but many objectophiles also have Asperger’s Syndrome. Asperger’s Syndrome is a mild form of autism, a developmental disorder that damages communication, emotion and the ability to empathise. This combination makes it difficult for sufferers to form emotional attachments or to understand the behaviour of others – thus it seems like an appropriate fit that they may be more prone to developing objectophilia. Worldwide there are more than five hundred mechaphiles, car lovers who communicate via online forums. In one of those forums you will find Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males). The guide gives practical advice and addresses the dangers of fucking a car. The recommended method is to masturbate and then carefully place the tip of the penis into the exhaust pipe at ejaculation. Double penetration adds variety, “More than one person can fuck a car if it has more than one tailpipe on opposite sides of the car. This will also make the car rock faster and harder since the energy of two people will add.” Rocking the car while having sex with it (or is it her or even him?) is a goal because then you know your car had a good time and got off too. Sex with a car does have some dangers, the exhaust pipe has very sharp edges and there is dirt, soot and toxic substances – Mr. Dragon does not recommend "raw" unprotected sex with a car; it’s best to practice safe sex. For safe sex Mr. Dragon sells the 'Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit'. It is essentially an extension for the tailpipe made of foam rubber and electrical tape. DIY instructions are also provided in the guide. Mr. Dragon’s best advice for getting a piece of hot tailpipe - DON’T DO IT … let the car cool off first! Mr. Dragon learned that lesson the hard way. He said he made that mistake once, JUST ONCE! Do you love cars? If so, what car do you most love? I loved my first car, a Ford Anglia, but my love was unrequited! Apologies for the length of this post; a fool must have written it.   |
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Do you love cars? No, I do like the mechanical capabilities of my truck though ,If so, what car do you most love? 
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Do you love cars? hmm, I do like cars...but love...no! If so, what car do you most love? I like the Mustang Fastback...like in the movie "Bullet" with Steve McQueen. “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I absolutely love cars ... Driving them, don't make me tinker with them. My dream car is the Mercedes SLR, but I'll be happy if Mr Happy lets me drive his 'Vette ... Alone.
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The second photo is well worth the price of admission, Spunky. I'm already mentally photoshopping the faces of certain acquaintances into that picture. AssPlace, here I come. Do you love cars? Not so much. I've been pleased with some of my cars, and my current car, a Honda Insight, has been a jewel. It's small, but I LOVE the fifty to sixty miles per gallon it delivers. If so, what car do you most love? I reckon the car, or truck, I'd most like to have back is my 1953 GMC panel truck. I crossed the country in it more than once and I camped in it and got laid in it even more. If ever I loved a car, that one was it. I had sex IN it, so I suppose you could say I had sex WITH it. The truck was certainly instrumental in securing the nookie. [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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SIGH...April Fool's Day brings out the worst in some people!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I don't love cars that much!  I do own a couple trucks though!  
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Boys and their toys Great post for April Fool's Day! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I can't say that I've ever loved a vehicle in that fashion, but they are convenient and bottomless money pits, from the cost of the vehicle, repairs, insurance, and fuel to tires. Not to mention the garage to store the damn thing in  Vive La Difference
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I don't love cars THAT much! I'd like to own an Aston Martin DB5 
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The secret was out when I read this. Great post! I had numerous relatives that worked in the Detroit auto industry and one thing I learned was how to care for a car. I love it when my baby sparkles! And I love the feeling I get when I rub wax into the paint until it is glistening and looks like it is permanently wet, and...oops, gotta run.
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A fool! Hmph! Well it takes one to know one Hugh! And it is April Fool's Day after all. And don't try to pass off that last cross-dressing bloke as an American! Happy April Fool's Day Hugh. Now it's not quite a reasonable time to be awake here so I'm headed back to bed. 
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England will do well in the Euros until they meet a semi-decent team!
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I've only just found out that England's Euro 2016 expulsion after a Brexit vote was an April Fool news story!
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This all proves a man does think with his cock!
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Do you love cars? No, I do like the mechanical capabilities of my truck though ,If so, what car do you most love?
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Do you love cars? hmm, I do like cars...but love...no! If so, what car do you most love? I like the Mustang Fastback...like in the movie "Bullet" with Steve McQueen. [image]
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I absolutely love cars ... Driving them, don't make me tinker with them. My dream car is the Mercedes SLR, but I'll be happy if Mr Happy lets me drive his 'Vette ... Alone.
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I hope your love for cars is just platonic!
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The second photo is well worth the price of admission, Spunky. I'm already mentally photoshopping the faces of certain acquaintances into that picture. AssPlace, here I come. Do you love cars? Not so much. I've been pleased with some of my cars, and my current car, a Honda Insight, has been a jewel. It's small, but I LOVE the fifty to sixty miles per gallon it delivers. If so, what car do you most love? I reckon the car, or truck, I'd most like to have back is my 1953 GMC panel truck. I crossed the country in it more than once and I camped in it and got laid in it even more. If ever I loved a car, that one was it. I had sex IN it, so I suppose you could say I had sex WITH it. The truck was certainly instrumental in securing the nookie. [image]
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Ah the guys and their cars .... the one true love of their life!  Your English is fantastic. There has to be a story behind that!
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SIGH...April Fool's Day brings out the worst in some people!!!
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I don't love cars that much! I do own a couple trucks though!
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Boys and their toys Great post for April Fool's Day!
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I can't say that I've ever loved a vehicle in that fashion, but they are convenient and bottomless money pits, from the cost of the vehicle, repairs, insurance, and fuel to tires. Not to mention the garage to store the damn thing in
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I don't love cars THAT much! I'd like to own an Aston Martin DB5
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