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AN EASTER EGG CHALLENGE
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AN EASTER EGG CHALLENGE   A couple of days ago I was informed by a normally reliable source that a person cannot crack an egg using just their buttocks! In April last year, the world’s biggest handmade Easter egg was made for the annual Chocolate Festival held in the Argentinian city of Bariloche. The Easter egg, made with 17,637 pounds of chocolate, stood 27.9 feet high. About 50,000 people who attended the festival ate the giant Easter egg before it melted. Today I was given one Easter egg today, which is not a bad rate of return as I gave out no Easter Eggs this year! My Easter egg also contains several mini-chocolate eggs, Cadbury Creme Eggs no less. I’m happy to give my Easter egg to the first person who can post photographic evidence that they’ve successfully cracked an egg with their buttocks! How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? Do you think a person can crack an egg using just their buttocks? Last year, Bruce Patterson inserted nine Cadbury Creme Eggs up his bum. This is a world record! I now know what I’m going to do with my Cadbury Creme Eggs holed up inside my Easter egg. I think this world record can be broken tonight! My view is that, if Bruce Patterson can put nine chocolate eggs up his bum without cracking them, then no one will be able to crack an egg with their buttocks. But I hope you will prove me wrong! I struggle to crack an egg with two hands; what hope do I have cracking an egg with my bouttocks! By the way, whoever cracks an egg with their buttocks will get only my Easter egg as the prize. My Cadbury Creme Eggs will have gone somewhere else!   |
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Happy Easter Spunky.. Hope you enjoy your long weekend. hugssssssss V How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? I got one Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? lol  not answering that one!Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? We really don't do easter anymore. The whole family are heretics and blasphemers. Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? I think I knew a girl who could have done it but I have no idea where she is these days. Do you think egg white would make good lube? If you had vigorous enough sex that way you could whip up some meringue. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? I will let you know when I have Easter! Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? I probably can if my phones in my back pocket!
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I've not had any Easter eggs this year...butt there's still time.
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I gave each of the grandkids their favourite egg....so that's a total of 10. I didn't get any....they know better....I am on a diet!!!  Why would anyone shove a creme egg up their bum????  amp; ~~Anais Nin~~
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? None, I am a candy guy Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks?  I am wondering,,, do I care ?
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why would you put "candy" eggs in your ass? What is the purpose? LOL! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Happy Easter Spunky.. Hope you enjoy your long weekend. hugssssssss V How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? I got one Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? lol not answering that one!
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? We really don't do easter anymore. The whole family are heretics and blasphemers. Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? I think I knew a girl who could have done it but I have no idea where she is these days. Do you think egg white would make good lube? If you had vigorous enough sex that way you could whip up some meringue.  I think you should publish your recipe for a meringue!
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And here I thought you were just full of hot air Hugh! Turns out you are full of Cadbury Creme Eggs! That poor lad looks confused. I guess he just didn't know which end was up or the best way to consume a Cadbury Creme Egg. I'm sure, no I know you know of better uses for Cadbury Creme Eggs! Happy Easter Hugh! No one has given me an Easter egg today. I've looked for pictures of people trying to crack an egg with their bum, but it seems only men are foolish enough to try it!
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? I will let you know when I have Easter! Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? I probably can if my phones in my back pocket!
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I hope you've now eaten all those mini eggs that were left!
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I've not had any Easter eggs this year...butt there's still time.
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I gave each of the grandkids their favourite egg....so that's a total of 10. I didn't get any....they know better....I am on a diet!!! Why would anyone shove a creme egg up their bum???? amp;
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How many Easter Eggs did you give and receive this year? None, I am a candy guy Do you think a human being can crack an egg using just their buttocks? I am wondering,,, do I care ?
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Getting a cream filling sounds much more fun than eating a creme egg!
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So far I've not managed to crack an egg with just my buttocks!
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Very funny ! But I prefer to eat Easter eggs than trying to break with the buttocks. Unless .... ! Do sit above is accepted? Happy Easter ! Très drôle ! Mais je préfére manger les oeufs de Pâques que d'essayer de les casser avec les fesses. A moins que .... ! Est-ce que s'assoir dessus est accepté ? Joyeuses Pâques !
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I love anything chocolate, provided it's not been up someone's bum!
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I'm now having recurring visions of a buttock-cracked ripe raspberry!
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....ok....but...excuse the pun...can you make scrambled eggs after wards.... Blue I think buttock-cracked eggs would be ideal for making scrambled eggs!
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Hahaha.. Enjoy your Easter Egg!
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why would you put "candy" eggs in your ass? What is the purpose? LOL!
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