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FIVE FIRST TIMES  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/28/2016 2:43 am
FIVE FIRST TIMES

This post is my contribution to the seventeenth virtual symposium superbly organised by the highly venerated cult leader humorlife. Contributions to the 'The First Time' virtual symposium can be found at Participants List For The Seventeenth Virtual Symposium The First Time.



This is the first time that I have revealed my opinion to blogland that Roberta Flack’s song, The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, is the best love song ever; it’s the first time that I’ve blogged today; it’s the first time that I’ve confined my blog post to just one, albeit one very long, sentence; it’s the first time I’ve blogged while masturbating under the table with my left hand to see whether I can multi-task; and it’s also the first time I’ve posed a question as an image below, to which my answers lie within!



pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/28/2016 3:58 am

A tough question. . I think it was during my last vacation. Met a lady, we hit it off very well. Late one night / early morning, I walked her to the laundry room to do her laundry. We chatted while the laundry was going we snuck behind the clothes hanging area and were very naughty

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
2/28/2016 5:10 am


Bonjour Spunky
Ce matin même j'ai essayé de comprendre Gimp , pour faire des Blings comme l'explique Cutabs si quelqu'un peut m'aider se n'ai pas de refus .
Demain je compte écrire pour la première fois au Président de la République
Voilà quasiment tout les jours je fais une chose pour la première fois
♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥

Hello Spunky
This morning I tried to understand Gimp to make blings as explained Cutabs if someone can help me have not refused.
Tomorrow I intend to write for the first time the President of the Republic
Here almost every day I'm doing something for the first time
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥



Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/28/2016 8:48 am

Yeah that is a good song

Good question... searching my memory... the closest qualifying thing I can come up with would be the chocolate ice cream and onion rings a little while back.

So does this make you a five time first fister or a fist first five timer?

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HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
2/28/2016 9:52 am

lol

grat post


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/28/2016 10:01 am

A very good question here spunky and lovely contribution to this months symposium.. I will have to think about that one! hugsssssss V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/28/2016 10:37 am

Outstanding!

And that IS a terrific song. It's the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic up for a vote.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
2/28/2016 12:08 pm

I agree, this is the best love song.
As to your question, the first kiss will never be first again, nor will be the first love. The first marriage or the first root canal... yep, in the same sentence.

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/28/2016 12:25 pm

I love that song....it was our first dance for my second wedding.

The last time I did something for the first time..... Friday....I changed my political allegiance...in expression of my disgust at the way a certain Political party broke their promises when they got into power.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
2/28/2016 3:18 pm

Great question... the last time I did something for the first time, was a 4-some about a year ago.

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/28/2016 4:23 pm

Yes, that Roberta Flack song is simply fabulous. Her's is the best version I think.


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
2/28/2016 7:42 pm

Your blog post made me smile.
And I love Roberta Flack's voice and that song.
Kitkat

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
2/28/2016 8:04 pm

Today! I gave someone a ride for the first time.

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
2/29/2016 5:20 am

hmm, good question! Every morning you wake is a brand new day....thus everything you do on this new day is the first time for that day!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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myelin36 53F
3612 posts
2/29/2016 6:06 am

What a great blog question challenge! I did Crossfit for the first time on Friday. I could hardly move all weekend and had to hobble my way around. Man, my ass is sore! Might have to think twice about doing it again.

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JDC_41 61M
1333 posts
2/29/2016 10:00 am

(Answering and typing with my both hands ... I swear )
I love your question: "when was the last time you did something for the first time ?".
It might look a bit pessimistic but there is worse: "When was the first time you did something for the last time ?"


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
2/29/2016 6:12 pm

Love it. I believe we should experience new things as often as possible...thegrls

Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


JN63JPN 61F  
27439 posts
3/1/2016 7:55 pm

Good question . . . don't have an answer . . . Maybe something will cum up, hopefully, soon

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 12:58 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you had a great time with your friend.
First times happen every day for everyone!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 12:59 pm

    Quoting  :

For once I'm not multi-tasking now replying to your comment. Masturbation is much better when done as a single task!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:00 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    A tough question. . I think it was during my last vacation. Met a lady, we hit it off very well. Late one night / early morning, I walked her to the laundry room to do her laundry. We chatted while the laundry was going we snuck behind the clothes hanging area and were very naughty
Sex while doing the laundry, very naughty!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:01 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope your first time commenting on my blog is not the last time!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:02 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm useless at multi-tasking; I'm a man!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:02 pm

    Quoting  :

Roberta Flack will be thrilled!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:04 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Ce matin même j'ai essayé de comprendre Gimp , pour faire des Blings comme l'explique Cutabs si quelqu'un peut m'aider se n'ai pas de refus .
    Demain je compte écrire pour la première fois au Président de la République
    Voilà quasiment tout les jours je fais une chose pour la première fois
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥

    Hello Spunky
    This morning I tried to understand Gimp to make blings as explained Cutabs if someone can help me have not refused.
    Tomorrow I intend to write for the first time the President of the Republic
    Here almost every day I'm doing something for the first time
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Bonjour Annie
Do you mean a gimp or The Gimp? The Gimp is from Pulp Fiction, isn't he?
Bon soir!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/3/2016 1:04 pm

    Quoting yellowflower56:
    I think we all have many first times,but don't think about it....today my first time that I was confident enough to check my furnace and light the pilot!
Checking your furnace and lighting the pilot sounds dangerous!


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