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ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE POTATO, FOUR!
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ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE POTATO, FOUR!  Above is not a photograph of a distant planet but of a spud, a colloquial term for a potato. It was taken by the Irish photographer Kevin Abosch. This photo of a humble spud was recently sold for $1,000,000, making it one of the most expensive photographs ever sold! As a of a potato farmer and as an aspiring photographer, I have just created an exhibition of eight photographs of spuds. My exhibition is named after the One Potato, Two Potato nursery rhyme. After the exhibition ends on April 1st, I’m going to auction my spuds, all shown below. I’m expecting a lot of interest in my spuds, especially as wonky vegetables are increasingly in vogue. The fact that I’m going to make lots of money from this auction is purely incidental in the pursuit of my art! However, I’m honoured to be asked by this prestigious site to offer my spuds to members of the site in a pre-auction auction. The site sees this gesture as a heartfelt apology for the inconvenience caused by its latest glitch! What spud do you like best? And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? A spud is a sharp, narrow spade used to dig up root vegetables; hence the term spud being colloquially used to describe a potato. It’s an urban myth - aren’t there any rural myths?! - that the potato was called a spud after The Society for the Prevention of an Unwholesome Diet (SPUD) was established in the nineteenth century to keep potatoes out of Britain. one potato:  two potato:  three potato:  four:  five potato:  six potato:  seven potato:  more:  |
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I'll trade you a potato masher but I'll need to use it first after I receive your shipment... then I'll wash it and send it out to you. I'm feeling like fixing shepherds pie. Some people have more money than sense. Vive La Difference
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Those could be fun to play with
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What spud do you like best? Two potato is my clear favorite! And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? Hell, I can barely afford to LOOK at art, let alone BUY it! I think there are rural myths- they're just called myths or old wive's tales. Which now that I think about is what a couple of those potatoes look like. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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   , lovely Murphys
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I am country bumpkin, please tell me............ WTF makes a picture of a dirty tater worth all that money? I am so upset, I probably dug and ate so many millions of dollars as a kid What spud do you like best? I think #4 And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? Oh no! You are not getting into my pocket for a potato!!! 
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I never grew pornographic spuds.....any artistic ones were similar to your #1! I'm sorry but I won't be bidding on your spuds!
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I'll bid a fiver for spud number 3  
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I'm wondering what sort of fecking lunatic paid $1,000,000 for a SPUD ?????  I like spud one best but am not making any bids....I'm on a diet!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I like the purple ones....do delicious! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I think 3 potato, or 6 potato? Can I cook them and eat them, then get back to you with a price? Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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You sure found some good ones for today spunky.. What spud do you like best? mashed and Yukon gold potatoes is ones I like the best And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? The last one the heart. hugsssssssssss v Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Your potatoes look much better. To think how much money I ate already..... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I'll trade you a potato masher but I'll need to use it first after I receive your shipment... then I'll wash it and send it out to you. I'm feeling like fixing shepherds pie. Some people have more money than sense.  
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My potatoes are home-grown!
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Those could be fun to play with Thanks for stopping by.
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What spud do you like best? Two potato is my clear favorite! And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? Hell, I can barely afford to LOOK at art, let alone BUY it! I think there are rural myths- they're just called myths or old wive's tales. Which now that I think about is what a couple of those potatoes look like.
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, lovely Murphys
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I am country bumpkin, please tell me............ WTF makes a picture of a dirty tater worth all that money? I am so upset, I probably dug and ate so many millions of dollars as a kid What spud do you like best? I think #4 And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? Oh no! You are not getting into my pocket for a potato!!! How about getting in your pocket for two carrots?! [image]
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I think the site's owners have potato brains!
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I never grew pornographic spuds.....any artistic ones were similar to your #1! I'm sorry but I won't be bidding on your spuds!
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I'll bid a fiver for spud number 3
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I'm wondering what sort of fecking lunatic paid $1,000,000 for a SPUD ????? I like spud one best but am not making any bids....I'm on a diet!!!
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I like the purple ones....do delicious!
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I think 3 potato, or 6 potato? Can I cook them and eat them, then get back to you with a price?
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You sure found some good ones for today spunky.. What spud do you like best? mashed and Yukon gold potatoes is ones I like the best And more important, what is your bid for your favourite spud? The last one the heart. hugsssssssssss v
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