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THE ART OF MASTURBATION  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/21/2016 10:35 am
THE ART OF MASTURBATION





As part of their English Literature degree course at the University of Sheffield, students have to take the 'Criticism and Literary Theory' core module, which involves attending a lecture on 'The Art of Masturbation'.

Dr Fabienne Collignon (see above) explained:

"The art of masturbation will take place on the last week …. The last week is called pleasure, self-scrutiny and auto-eroticism … because there’s an affinity between literary pleasure, critical self-scrutiny and auto-eroticism. The lecture will be on Walt Whitman, Rob Halpern and the deconstruction of masturbation. It will argue how the writing of lyric poetry and masturbation always imagines an absent other…."

Students are expected to undertake independent study by reading Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick’s Jane Austen and The Masturbating Girl book, Linda Williams’ Hardcore: Power, Pleasure, and the “Frenzy of the Visible” book, Thomas W Laqueur’s Solitary Sex: A Cultural History of Masturbation book, and Harold Aspiz’s 'Walt Whitman: The Spermatic Imagination' essay published in the American Literature journal.

One student about to take the module said, "Let’s hope there’s no practical work involved." Another student said, "It’s pretty nice to finish such a hard module with something I can firmly grasp." Students are such punsters!


Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture?
Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator?


Despite almost daily training for nearly 45 years, I haven’t yet perfected the art of masturbation. I must practice more! But I’ve found that no one can masturbate better than me!

Last year, the artist Eddie Peake staged 'The Art of Masturbation' exhibition - see below. Also below are Boss’ painting, Masturbating Man, and a man masturbating over Salvador Dali’s The Great Masturbator painting.








kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/21/2016 10:50 am

Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture?
Definitely! I'd like to sign up for special tutoring by Dr. Fabienne.

Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator?
Well, Donald Trump is jerking off the entire nation, especially the press. I reckon he's a candidate for more than just president.

I was born fifty years too soon. I might have finished college if they'd offered the right courses!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/21/2016 11:14 am

Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? Oh yes sounds like lots of fun.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/21/2016 11:28 am

Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? I think not, there are too many real educational opportunities out there

Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator? Rather subjective, but I do have a nack at it
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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/21/2016 12:03 pm

I think I'll pass on the lecture...bit of a waste of time.

I must be in the running for the title...get plenty of practise these days!!!


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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
2/21/2016 2:08 pm

Always interested in furthering my education.

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/21/2016 3:14 pm

When I was 12, my father told me that if I masturbated I'd go blind. I said, "I'm over here, dad."


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
2/21/2016 3:31 pm

I am always trying to improve my art......of masturbation!

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/21/2016 5:41 pm

I never masturbate... says Ted Cruz. Pssst... he's to busy stroking his ego.

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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
2/22/2016 5:31 am

"Masturbation is the thinking man's television."

-- Christopher Hampton

I wonder what's on TV tonight?

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
2/22/2016 9:39 pm

Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? Not really.

Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator? This question is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 3:30 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture?
    Definitely! I'd like to sign up for special tutoring by Dr. Fabienne.

    Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator?
    Well, Donald Trump is jerking off the entire nation, especially the press. I reckon he's a candidate for more than just president.

    I was born fifty years too soon. I might have finished college if they'd offered the right courses!
Dr Fabienne invites you to her lecture on masturvation but she doesn't want you to come too early!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 4:48 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? Oh yes sounds like lots of fun.
    Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator? I think it might be you spunk hugsssssss V People do love to watch by the way
I'm honoured that you think I'm the greatest masturbator!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 4:50 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? I think not, there are too many real educational opportunities out there

    Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator? Rather subjective, but I do have a nack at it [image]
The image you posted is still messing up my screen!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 4:53 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I think I'll pass on the lecture...bit of a waste of time.

    I must be in the running for the title...get plenty of practise these days!!!

We can start a new royal dynasty with me being King Masturbator and you Queen Masturbator!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 4:53 am

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    Always interested in furthering my education.
There's always more to learn in perfecting the art of masturbation!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:54 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    When I was 12, my father told me that if I masturbated I'd go blind. I said, "I'm over here, dad."

We must have shared the same father!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:55 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    I am always trying to improve my art......of masturbation!
Masturbation is a noble art!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:55 am

    Quoting  :

I've signed up to the masturbation class in the hope I'll become an even better masturbator!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:56 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I never masturbate... says Ted Cruz. Pssst... he's to busy stroking his ego.
Bill Clinton never inhaled or had sex with Monica Lewinsky as well!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:57 am

    Quoting  :

Whenever I watch a woman masturbate or let a woman watch me masturbate, I get too distracted!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:58 am

    Quoting  :

No one will surpass the masturbatory heights of this site's owners!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 5:59 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    "Masturbation is the thinking man's television."

    -- Christopher Hampton

    I wonder what's on TV tonight?
I love the quote; and i'm watching television now!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2016 6:00 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Would you like to attend 'The Art of Masturbation' lecture? Not really.

    Who, in your experience, is the best masturbator? This question is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it.
I like a good oxymoronic question as they're easy to answer!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/2/2016 1:33 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    I'm glad I wasn't drinking something when I read this or else my keyboard and monitor would have gotten a soaking.
Dr Fabienne is always happy for you to come early!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/2/2016 1:34 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    "Despite almost daily training for nearly 45 years, I haven’t yet perfected the art of masturbation." Surely you must be a Master of Masturbation by now!
I am indeed a master of masturbation but not quite the supreme master!


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