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TWO MEN IN A BOAT  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/17/2016 12:11 pm
TWO MEN IN A BOAT



Two American 71 year-old men, Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro, are about to set sail to cross the Atlantic in their 40-foot sailing boat, Nora.

In July they set sail from Norway but, having now reached Cornwall in England, they have already been rescued nine times.

Their sailing adventure has troubled the maritime rescue services in Norway, Denmark, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Ireland and England.

Their latest rescue attempt occurred when their boat caught fire caused by a a candle left burning while they were went shopping on shore.

The two hapless men have also needed to be rescued after running aground, experiencing engine problems, having battery problems, damaging the boat’s propeller shaft, and one of them slipping over on deck!

The two men are still hoping to reach Maine in July this year. "We're having great fun. Everywhere we go the people are welcoming", said Bob Weise, "seamen are always helpful, even if they think you are crazy and don't know how to sail."

Steve Shapiro added, "It has nothing to do with seamanship. It's totally the mechanics of the boat" and that the boat "is very resilient and it rides well and can travel at high speed."

While in Britain the two men have been described as a "catastrophe waiting to happen" and have been urged to "leave UK waters".

However, the two men are unrepentant. While acknowledging that "people had a right to be angry", Steve Shapiro argued "we have the right to the services as much as anybody else."


Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?
Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?
Have you ever had sex on a boat?


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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/17/2016 1:12 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? I don't know if they have the knowledge or experience to do so. But who could/should/would stop them?

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? Given that they know the questionable condition of the boat no.

Have you ever had sex on a boat? No

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/17/2016 1:41 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?NO!!

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?NO!!

Have you ever had sex on a boat?NO!! because I don't go on boats!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/17/2016 1:57 pm

They are not only being rescued at no cost to themselves they are putting other lives at risk and using services that could be put to better use....They are a couple of thoughtless nitwits!!

I get seasick...never had sex on a boat!


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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/17/2016 2:41 pm

The answer to the first two question is NO!!

One of the most exciting times is having sex on a boat. You should give it a try spunky hugssssssssss V

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/17/2016 3:17 pm

They are crazy, stubborn old fools
They always come up with an excuse as they never blame themselves.
Sex on a boat? No, but I've canoodled in a canoe.


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/17/2016 3:47 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? From what I have read about them, and an interview of them, they act dirt stupid and showed no clue of what to do. I say revoke their right to sail due to apparent unsafe vessel conditions

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? At this point no. They are demonstrating reckless activity

Have you ever had sex on a boat? No, I am not a boat guy. However if I take a cruise, certainly will


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/17/2016 3:53 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?
Sail here? Hell yes, and when they get here they can run for president as Republicans! They have all the right stuff!

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?
We bailed out the banks, didn't we? They don't accept any blame either.

Have you ever had sex on a boat?
I've never been on a boat with a banker. I did go out on the Big Lake with a Republican, but I kept my eye on that fucker. He never got the drop on me.

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/17/2016 7:58 pm

Hmmm, I'm guessing you don't have to have a license to pilot a boat Maybe they will be the cause of a change in that situation.

Maybe it would be better if their boat got high jacked by a friendly pirate that knew how to sail.

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
2/17/2016 9:01 pm

While I do think they should have been rescued, maybe they should also be sent a bill.

Should they set sail for Maine? ... I have nothing against crazy people, but are they stupid? Who are they expecting to rescue them in the middle of the Atlantic? ... Well, I suppose there are more boats out there these days. .. Still seems like a death wish to me.

I've never had sex on a boat.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
2/17/2016 9:37 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? Don't they have some kind of licence/permit to sail across the ocean? I think, they need to be detained for reckless endangerment of the boat and their own lives.

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? First time - yes. All subsequent times they should pay the bill plus a substantial fine.

Have you ever had sex on a boat? Yes, a few times, on a cruise.

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
2/18/2016 5:34 am

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?
sure why not....it's there life. It looks they have a death wish.

Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?
I think if the fault is theirs then they should pay...negligence is their fault. But, an honest emergency then no.

Have you ever had sex on a boat?
I would love to have sex on a boat...on my bucket list!

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GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
2/18/2016 5:42 am

, They are being reckless with their own lives, and those of the rescue services,yes they should pay the costs.

Yep had sex on a boat, Cross Channel ferries, and a nice little motor cruiser off the coast of Marbella


Fatgirl1976 48F
3601 posts
2/18/2016 7:42 pm

Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? In view of what has already happened, NO.
Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? I think they are pushing it to far
Have you ever had sex on a boat?No, but expect to do it one day!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 7:46 am

    Quoting  :

I won't tell Mr Blue; your secret is safe with me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 7:47 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? I don't know if they have the knowledge or experience to do so. But who could/should/would stop them?

    Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? Given that they know the questionable condition of the boat no.

    Have you ever had sex on a boat? No
Their sailing boat looks most unseaworthy!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 8:08 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?NO!!

    Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?NO!!

    Have you ever had sex on a boat?NO!! because I don't go on boats!
They seem determined to set sail to America despite all the advice, pleas and abuse the two sailors are getting!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 8:11 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    They are not only being rescued at no cost to themselves they are putting other lives at risk and using services that could be put to better use....They are a couple of thoughtless nitwits!!

    I get seasick...never had sex on a boat!

The two sailors seem totally oblivious to the risks they pose at sea!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 8:12 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    The answer to the first two question is NO!!

    One of the most exciting times is having sex on a boat. You should give it a try spunky hugssssssssss V
I need first to buy a boat or at least find someone who has a boat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 8:55 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    They are crazy, stubborn old fools
    They always come up with an excuse as they never blame themselves.
    Sex on a boat? No, but I've canoodled in a canoe.
Canoodling in a canoe sounds dangerous!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 8:57 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? From what I have read about them, and an interview of them, they act dirt stupid and showed no clue of what to do. I say revoke their right to sail due to apparent unsafe vessel conditions

    Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? At this point no. They are demonstrating reckless activity

    Have you ever had sex on a boat? No, I am not a boat guy. However if I take a cruise, certainly will
Their saliling vessel does look quite unsafe. Declaring it unseaworthy, I agree, would be the happiest ending in this saga.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 9:00 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America?
    Sail here? Hell yes, and when they get here they can run for president as Republicans! They have all the right stuff!

    Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves?
    We bailed out the banks, didn't we? They don't accept any blame either.

    Have you ever had sex on a boat?
    I've never been on a boat with a banker. I did go out on the Big Lake with a Republican, but I kept my eye on that fucker. He never got the drop on me.
Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro should just make it to America in time to be crowned the official Republican dream ticket for the presidential elections!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 9:01 am

    Quoting  :

I need to find both a boat and a lake to match your feat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 9:02 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Hmmm, I'm guessing you don't have to have a license to pilot a boat Maybe they will be the cause of a change in that situation.

    Maybe it would be better if their boat got high jacked by a friendly pirate that knew how to sail.
I don't think they need a license but their boat needs to be declared seaworthy, which given its state must be in doubt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 9:03 am

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    While I do think they should have been rescued, maybe they should also be sent a bill.

    Should they set sail for Maine? ... I have nothing against crazy people, but are they stupid? Who are they expecting to rescue them in the middle of the Atlantic? ... Well, I suppose there are more boats out there these days. .. Still seems like a death wish to me.

    I've never had sex on a boat.
It's quite likely that, if they do set sail across the Atlantic, it'll be the last we see of them!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2016 9:04 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Should Bob Weise and Steve Shapiro set sail to America? Don't they have some kind of licence/permit to sail across the ocean? I think, they need to be detained for reckless endangerment of the boat and their own lives.

    Should they expect to be rescued at no cost to themselves? First time - yes. All subsequent times they should pay the bill plus a substantial fine.

    Have you ever had sex on a boat? Yes, a few times, on a cruise.
I think the only thing the authorities can do to stop them sailing across the Atlantic is to declare their boat unseaworthy.


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