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MR KZOO EXPOSED
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MR KZOO EXPOSED  Above is a blogger that many of you will have come across in blogland; kzoopair’s postings on his dog-walking exploits in the woods are legendary. However, it seems that Mr kzoo does many other things than do his blog and walk his dog. Following two preliminary investigations into Mr kzoo’s life - please see redrockrascal’s and [blog Darling_Annette]’s blog posts, I am now in a position to expose Mr kzoo’s activities in full! What is clear from my exhaustive investigation is that either Mr kzoo is a very busy man or many people are impersonating Mr kzoo. I will let you decide after reading this post.   Mr kzoo is a dedicated and acclaimed actor. Above are Bernard Cribbins and Steve Halliwell, names that Mr kzoo uses in his thespian life. Bernard Cribbins appeared as a belligerent barman in Hitchcock’s Frenzy film and Steve Halliwell plays the adulterous Zak Dingle in the television soap programme, Emmerdale. However, arguably the highlight of his acting career was his role in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly film. Under the alias of Clint Eastwood, Mr kzoo went onto to win an Oscar for his directing exploits in the Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby films.    As well as acting and directing, Mr kzoo was quite a sportsman. In his early sporting career and shorn of a beard, he was a professional golfer. Nicknamed 'The Great White Shark' because of his dyed-blonde hair, he went onto win two majors and was the number one-ranked golfer in the world for an incredible 331 weeks during the 1980s and 1990s. Greg Norman, Mr kzoo’s alter ego, sure knew how to putt his balls in a hole! After retiring from playing golf, Mr kzoo then turned his hand to playing rugby union for Canada. Given that Mr kzoo is an American, the only way he could get into the Canadian rugby team was to adopt the name Adam Kleeberger. Inside sources claimed that this was only a ruse to get close to the many seriously kinky Canadian bloggers! While playing rugby, Mr kzoo found time to be a very successful rapper and a long-standing judge on the BBC’s singing talent show, The Voice. Under the stage name of will.i.am, Mr kzoo found success with the hip hop band, The Black Eyed Peas, who churned out the hits like there’s no tomorrow. Where Is the Love?, Shut Up, Let’s Get It Started, My Humps, Pump It, Boom Boom Pow, I Gotta Feeling and Just Can’t Get Enough have all been used as straplines on Mr kzoo’s profile.    Perhaps the most surprising aspect of Mr kzoo’s illustrious career is his career as a politician. After the UK’s 2010 General Election, he surprised many political commentators by becoming the leader of the Labour Party on a left wing platform. Jeremy Corbyn, his political alias, is committed to socialism, including free health care for all. But it seems his political dalliance in Britain was just a springboard to launch a bid to become the next US President. Under the pseudonym, Vermin Supreme, Mr kzoo very recently campaigned hard in the New Hampshire Democrat primary by offering a free pony to all Americans. He astutely calculated that if Americans don’t like ObamaCare then they may like a pony to ride! However, and despite all his acting, sporting, musical and political achievements, there has been one failure in Mr kzoo’s life. Mr kzoo once auditioned for the role of Moses in the 1956 film, The Ten Commandments, but the gun-toting Charlton Heston got the nod instead! This rejection scarred Mr kzoo ever since; he still wants to be Moses! Given this exposé, is Mr kzoo a very busy man or is there a lot of people impersonating Mr kzoo? Where have you seen Mr kzoo? As a postscript, Mr kzoo has now reinvented himself as a business entrepreneur. He has set up The Bearded Man Co that sells a range of grooming products for beards. Branded as Walk in the Woods, Mr kzoo now sells tubs of beard balm and bottles of beard oil, both of which can double up as lubricant in case the opportunity arises when you’re walking a in the woods. Gracie can vouch that both these products work as advertised! For once, I’m not going to apologise for the length of this post. There was a lot to investigate in getting to the bottom of Mr kzoo’s accomplishments! Mr kzoo is indeed a legend.  |
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Vermin Supreme, for what it's worth, pulled more votes in the New Hampshire primary than Jim Gillmore... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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 Some of the resemblances are uncanny  
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pics are MiA When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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That man sure gets about a bit....kind of like your photos which have gone for a wander. However I know some of them well enough to confirm the resemblance is uncanny!!!! How he copes with the jetlag is beyond me!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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the photos are missing ! Boo!!! kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Given this exposé, is Mr kzoo a very busy man or is there a lot of people impersonating Mr kzoo? I would say very busy! Where have you seen Mr kzoo? no pics posted sorry spunky hugssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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As a pro bono rep for Kzoo’s former goat “acquaintances” I have to note that Mr. K may have a number of doppelgangers on the world. We suspect this may be his defense once the trial, referenced here A Blog War and A Gag Order , begins. Our investigators are keeping an eye on him/them/they. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I thought he looked familiar. I would vote for him for a pony. I wanted one for Christmas but missed out. Good post!
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What happen to the pictures TC? My Kzoo is a legend indeed... perhaps in his own mind.  Cloning had been perfected with my Kzoo I think... he has just accomplished too much to be one man. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Of all the aliases he apparently has, none surprised me more than Clint Eastwood. He was great in those movies, but the last time I saw that guy he was talking to a chair.  And if he every reappears, let him know that I would also like to hire his make-up artist!
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Kzoopair has struck again! As If any of us know jack shit! Look at him, read the blogs and know that you don't know.
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The only thing I can say is that Mr.Kzoo is in the league of his own. He's unique and has many admirers. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before! Maybe he's one in a set of triplets. Vive La Difference
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As undeniably handsome as all those characters are, and as impressive as are their many accomplishments, Mrs. K, PD, will attest that there is only one true and genuine Mr. K. Do not be fooled- accept no substitutes! I've got to admit, I'd love to have the grip that Vermin Supreme has, and I'm impressed by the intense look of Adam Kleeberger, but any notoriety I've attained has been pretty low key compared to this group of over achievers. I don't spend any time at all talking to chairs- that'd just be dumb. I yell at the TV instead. It will answer back! Far from apologizing for the length of your post, be proud! It won an award for best post on the site, after all. Want to buy some oil for that thing? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Bonjour spunky Bonne journée Kzoopair je suis de tout cœur avec vous , il n'y en restera qu'un , le vrai ♥ Bisou♥ ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥
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Everything on the Internet is true, isn't it?!  Thanks for stopping by. 
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Vermin Supreme, for what it's worth, pulled more votes in the New Hampshire primary than Jim Gillmore...
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Some of the resemblances are uncanny
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I read it on the internet so it must be true , that "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"!
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That man sure gets about a bit....kind of like your photos which have gone for a wander. However I know some of them well enough to confirm the resemblance is uncanny!!!! How he copes with the jetlag is beyond me!!
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Given this exposé, is Mr kzoo a very busy man or is there a lot of people impersonating Mr kzoo? I would say very busy! Where have you seen Mr kzoo? no pics posted sorry spunky hugssssss V
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As a pro bono rep for Kzoo’s former goat “acquaintances” I have to note that Mr. K may have a number of doppelgangers on the world. We suspect this may be his defense once the trial, referenced here A Blog War and A Gag Order , begins. Our investigators are keeping an eye on him/them/they.
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I thought he looked familiar. I would vote for him for a pony. I wanted one for Christmas but missed out. Good post! Thanks for stopping by.
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What happen to the pictures TC? My Kzoo is a legend indeed... perhaps in his own mind. Cloning had been perfected with my Kzoo I think... he has just accomplished too much to be one man.
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