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DEAREST SANTA  Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. I’ve only had sex with one woman and, only yesterday, I gave some money to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library charity. I also don’t want much. I don't want a hoverboard this year! I just want an invitation to a masquerade party, some penis reduction pills, Thomas Piketty’s Capital in the Twenty-First Century book, a wine cooler stocked with fine French dry white wines - please can you make it a mix of Languedoc, Pouilly-Fumé and Sancerre wines?, two tickets to see the Nottingham Panthers/Sheffield Steelers ice hockey game on the 27th of December, a black kettle to stop it calling the pot black, a DVD player to watch Peter Greenaway’s Drowning by Numbers film, a ball-licker, The Rough Guide to Italy travel guide, and a double-penetrating partner. I’m posting some photos of what I want just to make it easier for you to give me all that I want! I'm all for giving at Christmas time but, for the sake of festive peace, I'm happy to do a bit of taking! I will leave a glass of chilled spunky milkshake and two home-made mince pies for you when you come and visit me on Christmas Eve. I’ve also widened my chimney for easier access! Warmest regards and sincerely yours, spunkycumfun PS. If I don’t get all the presents on my list, I will instruct my lawyers to expose you as lok4fun500. Your elves won’t be impressed with your extracurricular activities! What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? Have you started or even finished your Christmas present shopping? Today I’ve finally finished my shopping for Christmas presents. I’ve been buying lots of Minions presents; they’re everywhere!          |
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I'd like to read Piketty's book too. I don't usually have much of a gift wish list, but this year I'd like to see a copy of "Orlando" by Virginia Woolf. Lately I'm getting a hard on for Mrs. Woolf. My own shopping is done. I may go out once more as the inspiration strikes me, but I think I'm finished. I do like your wish list, Spunky! I think I'd enjoy visiting you for the holidays! I'd bring my camera... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? Not much really, but I think a trip to Puerto Rico is a good idea Have you started or even finished your Christmas present shopping? Shockingly, I got done last week. I usually do not start until the week of Christmas
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My Christmas list is a closely guarded secret... so secret I don’t even know it. I have started the mental exercise of shopping... the physical stuff starts tomorrow. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Some really good ones on the list Spunky What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? On thing is to finally meet you. Have you started or even finished your Christmas present shopping? No still working on it! Normally I am done by now but my life has been turned up side down this Xmas season. Off today to do gift exchange with the girls and some casino time too. hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I don't really have anything on my list for Santa unless he can perform a couple of miracles.  All of my presents are bought and wrapped....not much left to do now except some baking....some old family favourites.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Dear spunky: I know you have been both a good boy and a naughty boy this past year. Some of the material you post here is downright naughty. That profile photo is what put you on the naughty list! It is good that you don't want a hoverboard as the elves cannot keep up with the orders I thank you for the offer, but I don't trust what you put in your spunky milkshake, so I won't be drinking it. By the looks of your profile photo, 'you are in dire need for some underwear to cover up what the ladies have to see when they come to your profile! Along with the underwear, you may find a book you can read every night. It is called "BIBLE"! ...I don't give in to blackmail. Santa!!
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yes...I like your wish lists....sexual minions and double penetration sounds like exceptionally fun! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I finished the shopping yesterday. Now, more baking! I got my present...a telephoto lens for my camera. Look out neighbors!
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I'd like to read Piketty's book too. I don't usually have much of a gift wish list, but this year I'd like to see a copy of "Orlando" by Virginia Woolf. Lately I'm getting a hard on for Mrs. Woolf. My own shopping is done. I may go out once more as the inspiration strikes me, but I think I'm finished. I do like your wish list, Spunky! I think I'd enjoy visiting you for the holidays! I'd bring my camera... 
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What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? Not much really, but I think a trip to Puerto Rico is a good idea Have you started or even finished your Christmas present shopping? Shockingly, I got done last week. I usually do not start until the week of Christmas
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hello Hugh just here, come and gone now one request, do not take those tablets, I will be very sad if you do. Oh and bah humbug... sorry in even less of a Christmassy mood everyday now
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My Christmas list is a closely guarded secret... so secret I don’t even know it. I have started the mental exercise of shopping... the physical stuff starts tomorrow.
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Some really good ones on the list Spunky What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? On thing is to finally meet you. Have you started or even finished your Christmas present shopping? No still working on it! Normally I am done by now but my life has been turned up side down this Xmas season. Off today to do gift exchange with the girls and some casino time too. hugssssssssss V
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I don't really have anything on my list for Santa unless he can perform a couple of miracles. All of my presents are bought and wrapped....not much left to do now except some baking....some old family favourites.
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I hope your Xmas was full of festive JOY!
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Dear spunky: I know you have been both a good boy and a naughty boy this past year. Some of the material you post here is downright naughty. That profile photo is what put you on the naughty list! It is good that you don't want a hoverboard as the elves cannot keep up with the orders I thank you for the offer, but I don't trust what you put in your spunky milkshake, so I won't be drinking it. By the looks of your profile photo, 'you are in dire need for some underwear to cover up what the ladies have to see when they come to your profile! Along with the underwear, you may find a book you can read every night. It is called "BIBLE"! ...I don't give in to blackmail. Santa!! Thank you for all the presents you brought me. The wine cooler you brought me, however, is a little too big for kitchen. I'm just wondering whether I could exchange it for a smaller one! Yours spunkycumfun
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yes...I like your wish lists....sexual minions and double penetration sounds like exceptionally fun!
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I finished the shopping yesterday. Now, more baking! I got my present...a telephoto lens for my camera. Look out neighbors!
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I hope the site has given you the IM improvements that you wanted for Xmas!
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I hope your coffee is now served very hot and keeps warm!
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I hope you had a chance to see your lover and had a sexy Xmas!
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