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AMSTERDAM CALLS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/5/2015 7:44 am
AMSTERDAM CALLS

Damrak’s red light district:


The only window shopping I like is the window shopping in Amsterdam. Amsterdam’s red light district is in the heart of the city, Damrak, amidst bars, restaurants and shops.

The red light district is very much on the tourist trail. The women in the windows understandably get cross if tourists stare at them and especially if they photograph them at work.

This weekend I’m off to Amsterdam with my girlfriend, her grown-up and her ’s girlfriends. There will be eight of us!

I’ve probably been to Amsterdam over twenty times now. Even though it’s quite a small city, I never tire going there. For me, it’s pleasure city!

Amsterdam is a bit of a nod-and-wink place. When you tell people you’re going to Amsterdam, they just give you a knowing look assuming you’re going to have lots of sex with prostitutes or you’re going to get constantly stoned in coffee shops, and even both!

I always say I’m going for the art galleries. There are lots of them in Amsterdam, including the Van Gogh Museum. I always enjoy going round this gallery. Van Gogh’s De Slaapkamer is one of my favourite paintings.

I also enjoy taking a trip on the canals of Amsterdam. The city has some amazing old buildings, all with large windows. You can peep into people’s homes! I’d love to live in an apartment overlooking an Amsterdam canal.

If people still don’t believe that I’m going for high culture, I’ll then say I’m going to buy some tulips from the floating flower market on the Singel canal! If still not believed, I’ll admit I go for the fine dining and fine beers. Amsterdam has lots of old brown bars where you can drink strong coffee, strong beer and strong but warming jenever.

The city has lots of restaurants. Dutch pancakes (pannekoeken), Argentinian steaks and Indonesian food are its forte. I particularly enjoy Indonesian cuisine, especially the rice table (rijstaffel) consisting of lots of small dishes.

If my reasons for going to Amsterdam are still not believed, I’ll admit that I’m dragged into the coffee shops and forced to smoke! They’re not really coffee shops though you can buy and drink coffee at these shops! It always amazes me when I’m forcibly taken into a coffee shop to see a menu of stuff that’s illegal here!

When in Amsterdam, I enjoy people-watching over a coffee or beer and just walking around carefully avoiding all the bikes and trams. Also, I enjoy shopping on Kalverstraat - it’s great for buying clothes. I’m looking for a pair of shoes this time. Also I may do some Xmas present shopping.

This weekend I may suggest to everyone that we go to the Amsterdam Sex Museum as I haven’t visited this high-culture establishment yet!

However, I prefer sex in a hotel than in a museum. I think there’ll be lots of sex; both my girlfriend get very randy when stoned! The key is to find a coffee shop near our hotel!


Have you been to Amsterdam?
If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break?
What place have you been to most for a weekend break?


I’m leaving for Amsterdam very early tomorrow morning and I’ll be back Sunday afternoon when I’ll update you on my Amsterdam exploits. I’m hoping it will be one debauched weekend!

For a guide to Amsterdam, please see AMSTERDAM.


Vincent van Gogh’s De Slaapkamer:


Amsterdam canals at night:


Singel’s floating flower market:


a brown bar:


a rice table:


a coffee shop:


a coffee shop menu:


Amsterdam Sex Museum:


me and my girlfriend on the left; my girlfriend's two sons on the right:


Baltasar45 63M
9207 posts
11/5/2015 8:05 am

Amsterdam is the coziest big city in the world! I was there in July with my fiancee and her teen kids and they enjoyed every bit except the smoke blown at us by a rastafarian sitting n a doorway!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 8:37 am

Have you been to Amsterdam?
NO! Here all we have are Holland, Michigan, where their butts are so tight you couldn't drive a needle up them with a sledgehammer, or Saugatuck, just south of there, in more ways than simple geography, which is a resort town catering to a gay and lesbian clientele.

If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break?
YES!

What place have you been to most for a weekend break?
Nowhere exotic. We go to the beach in South Haven. I love watching women, and I leer shamelessly.

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GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
11/5/2015 9:33 am

We love Amsterdam, have been going there dfor the last 30 years, about once sometimes twice a year.
We do go to the coffee shops but avoid the red light district.
we love the bars resturants and the canals and the culture. we even had a adate there once , loverly man was a real stud too


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/5/2015 11:47 am

I have fond memories of Amsterdam. All of it. I even got ripped off there in 1972, and that was fun, too. I wish I was there right now.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/5/2015 11:51 am

Have you been to Amsterdam?
NO!
If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break?
NO!
What place have you been to most for a weekend break?
Calgary Alberta!
In the summer...camping....Southern Alberta!!


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
11/5/2015 12:34 pm

Have you been to Amsterdam? Yes, twice. Once for just one day on my way to Copenhagen to visit family, and second time stayed in Amsterdam for tree days, but never got to visit sex museum. Next trip perhaps.

If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break? Definitely.

What place have you been to most for a weekend break? The best place around here is up in the mountains - Big Bear Lake. It's beautiful and peaceful, and only two hours away.

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SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 posts
11/5/2015 2:48 pm

I've never been but I'd want to see the architecture and enjoy the food. Getting stoned is too easy here in San francisco.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/5/2015 3:06 pm

Have you been to Amsterdam? I never have been there

If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break? I think it would, if I was in Europe. But not as a sole destination

What place have you been to most for a weekend break? Up until the last few years, I would go for a long weekend to my apartment in Puerto Rico


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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/5/2015 3:25 pm

Have you been to Amsterdam? Once traveling through to Egypt
If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break? I was only there for 1/2 day so I didn't get out.
What place have you been to most for a weekend break? Mexico hugsssssssss V

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
11/8/2015 10:50 am

I've never been to Amsterdam but I would like to go there.

Most weekend breaks of late have been taken in various parts of Ireland....probably visiting Morty the most in thee last 5 years.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
11/9/2015 5:14 am

It has been many years since I was there but I remember the architecture and the flowers.
Most weekends, I am here in my paradise.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:04 am

    Quoting  :

Amsterdam is an amazing city. I didn't make the sex museum this time, but there'll always be a next time!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:05 am

    Quoting Baltasar45:
    Amsterdam is the coziest big city in the world! I was there in July with my fiancee and her teen kids and they enjoyed every bit except the smoke blown at us by a rastafarian sitting n a doorway!
Amsterdam is pleasure city. It has everything except peace and quiet!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:06 am

    Quoting  :

If you get to Amsterdam, give me a call and I'll join you!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:07 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Have you been to Amsterdam?
    NO! Here all we have are Holland, Michigan, where their butts are so tight you couldn't drive a needle up them with a sledgehammer, or Saugatuck, just south of there, in more ways than simple geography, which is a resort town catering to a gay and lesbian clientele.

    If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break?
    YES!

    What place have you been to most for a weekend break?
    Nowhere exotic. We go to the beach in South Haven. I love watching women, and I leer shamelessly.
Amsterdam is a great city for leering!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:08 am

    Quoting GB_Cple:
    We love Amsterdam, have been going there dfor the last 30 years, about once sometimes twice a year.
    We do go to the coffee shops but avoid the red light district.
    we love the bars resturants and the canals and the culture. we even had a adate there once , loverly man was a real stud too
Just outside Amsterdam, there's a great sex club called Fata-Morgana. It's the best club I've been to by far!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:09 am

    Quoting  :

Amsterdam cyclists are everywhere as you say, and they're very assertive!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 3:10 am

    Quoting  :

I haven't been to the Albert Cuyp market but it sounds well worth visiting next time I go to Amsterdam. I do like my cheese!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:35 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    I have fond memories of Amsterdam. All of it. I even got ripped off there in 1972, and that was fun, too. I wish I was there right now.
A trip abroad without getting ripped off is never a proper trip!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:36 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Have you been to Amsterdam?
    NO!
    If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break?
    NO!
    What place have you been to most for a weekend break?
    Calgary Alberta!
    In the summer...camping....Southern Alberta!!
I've always fancied a visit to Calgary for the rodeo.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:37 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Have you been to Amsterdam? Yes, twice. Once for just one day on my way to Copenhagen to visit family, and second time stayed in Amsterdam for tree days, but never got to visit sex museum. Next trip perhaps.

    If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break? Definitely.

    What place have you been to most for a weekend break? The best place around here is up in the mountains - Big Bear Lake. It's beautiful and peaceful, and only two hours away.
I didn't make Amsterdam's sex museum this time. There'll be a next time to go in the not too distant future!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:38 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    I have not been, but wouldn't mind going, maybe someday.

    We don't really go anywhere for a weekend break. I don't want to board my old dog in a kennel and I really don't think I'd like taking him along. So we don't usually get away. If we were to go, I'd have my sister watch him; it is two hours to her house and we've only done that when we visit the UK.

    Safe travels my friend, remember to pace yourself. I expect a full report upon your return.
I've posted my full report; it wasn't what was planned. Bloody children!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:40 am

    Quoting  :

I love paris too; I've not been to Rome yet.
My Amsterdam weekend was good but children got in the way a little!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:40 am

    Quoting SlenderGal88:
    I've never been but I'd want to see the architecture and enjoy the food. Getting stoned is too easy here in San francisco.
The houses in central Amsterdam are amazing - old merchant's houses overlooking canals.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/12/2015 9:41 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Have you been to Amsterdam? I never have been there

    If not, would Amsterdam appeal to you for a city break? I think it would, if I was in Europe. But not as a sole destination

    What place have you been to most for a weekend break? Up until the last few years, I would go for a long weekend to my apartment in Puerto Rico
You should go on a European tour. I'd be happy to be your guide!


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