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CLENCH YOUR BUTTOCKS a sea cucumber:  a pearlfish:  home sweet home:  Yes, that’s a fish up an animal’s bum! Or, more precisely, it’s a pearlfish dwelling in a sea cucumber’s anus. Pearlfish often live up sea cucumber’s anuses. The sea cucumber’s bum offers sanctuary to the pearlfish from the many predators on the sea floor. The pearlfish can also snack on the sea cucumber’s gonads while sheltering. Don’t worry, the sea cucumber can re-grow its vital organs. Even if the sea cucumber closes its anus, the pearlfish has a trick up its sleeve to get up its bum. Because the sea cucumber breathes through its anus, the pearlfish sticks its tail up its clenched anus preventing the sea cucumber from breathing. The sea cucumber then has to open its anus and the pesky pearlfish quickly pops in. In 1977, a biologist recorded 15 pearlfish living in the anus of one sea cucumber. That’s a multiple-occupied anus! I’ve just acquired my very own pet pearlfish from an animal sanctuary. The homeless fish needed a home and I have an under-occupied home. My pet comes to the name of Bummer, though my girlfriend gets worried whenever I call my pet into bed! The sea cucumber has long been a popular dish in Chinese cuisine. Often eaten as an aphrodisiac, Chinese people also eat sea cucumbers for their medicinal qualities in fighting disease such as arthritis and gingivitis. Recent research has found that sea cucumber is very effective at killing cancerous cells. I’m not at all tempted to eat sea cucumbers; I’ll stick to eating land cucumbers. I love cucumbers in my sandwiches, particularly salmon sandwiches. I love the cool crunch of cucumber. Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Do you like eating cucumber? Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? I’ve sometimes placed a slice of cucumber on my tired eyes. I’ve also used a cucumber for sex; it was much better than a banana which is a bit too bendy and mushy! I just want to end by giving a top tip for modern living. If swimming in pearlfish-infested seas, clench your buttocks and enjoy the tickle! a sea cucumber dish:  a smoked salmon sandwich:  cucumber eyes:  a natural dildo:  |
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A long time ago I did a series of sexperiments with a fellow blogger, recording the results in my blog. One experiment involved a cucumber - specifically chosen for optimal girth and straightness maintained for a full ten inches of its length. My assistant (already "warmed-up"  ) could experience any length of cucumber she desired. She had no idea how much I was putting in, apart from the sensation...After experimenting with various depths, she eventually settled on an optimal cucumber penetration of just over five inches.
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sea cucumber, yes. I didn't like the consistency. It's a special occasion dish, like at wedding banquets. "To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? never tried it Do you like eating cucumber? sure do Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? no way! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? No, and I think that after your article, I never will Do you like eating cucumber? I do, and have them, or actually had them growing in my garden Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Several FWBs, do enjoy them 
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First off, allow me to say this is an outstanding post title. Very British. It sounds quite like it could be one of the more famous utterances of Winston Churchill during the showdown with Nazi Germany. I'm pretty sure Sir Winston is uncomfortably fidgeting in his grave wishing he'd thought of it while he still had a chance to give voice to it. Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce us first? Do you like eating cucumber? I would certainly enjoy eating the one in that last photo.She needn't remove it- I'll take it a la carte. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Yes, but I felt bad about it. I was on the rebound and craved companionship, and yes, sex. But it was still selfish and thoughtless of me to not consider her feelings. I hope she has forgiven me. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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it serves a lot of purposes...  Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Never Do you like eating cucumber? I eat a lot cucumber. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? hummm  My blog is open to you! Fatgirl1976  My new blog post SOMOS CAMPEES WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS visit and share your opinion! 
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? "NO" Do you like eating cucumber? "definitely" cucumber/onion salad a favorite! Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? "not yet"
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Yes and yes! When it comes to food, I'm adventurous. Do you like eating cucumber? Love cucumber! Eat it in salads or just crunch it all by itself, practically every day. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Not telling! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Maybe a cucumber up being perfect for five seconds offsets being uncomfortable for five minutes! 
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? No, never. Do you like eating cucumber? I do! I like them just as they are, raw, skin on. Or in this salad. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? REALLY?! You are so very rude. I am going to pretend I did not see this question. German Sweet/Sour Cucumber Salad Ingredients 3 -4 cucumbers, thinly sliced 1 medium onion, thinly sliced Dressing 3/4 cup evaporated milk 3/4 cup sugar about 1/4 cup vinegar ( to taste) Directions Soak the cucumbers and onions in salt water for 30 minutes. Or just salt them and let them wilt, then rinse. In a small bowl, stir together the evaporated milk and sugar. Add vinegar a little at a time until well blended and starts to thicken some. Add more vinegar if needed to taste for sweet/sour you prefer. Squeeze the cucumbers and onions by hand and add to the sauce mixture. Chill until serving time. Servings Per Recipe: 4
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I wouldn't want a cucumber up my bum even if for five seconds it was blissful!
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? No, never. Do you like eating cucumber? I do! I like them just as they are, raw, skin on. Or in this salad. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? REALLY?! You are so very rude. I am going to pretend I did not see this question. German Sweet/Sour Cucumber Salad Ingredients 3 -4 cucumbers, thinly sliced 1 medium onion, thinly sliced Dressing 3/4 cup evaporated milk 3/4 cup sugar about 1/4 cup vinegar ( to taste) Directions Soak the cucumbers and onions in salt water for 30 minutes. Or just salt them and let them wilt, then rinse. In a small bowl, stir together the evaporated milk and sugar. Add vinegar a little at a time until well blended and starts to thicken some. Add more vinegar if needed to taste for sweet/sour you prefer. Squeeze the cucumbers and onions by hand and add to the sauce mixture. Chill until serving time. Servings Per Recipe: 4
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You are probably the site's biggest cucumber fan!
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Nice girls don't tell. Come up and see me sometime and you may just find out for yourself. Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery – In short, . . . I've a smattering of elemental strategy – You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a upon a . . . For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. All's fair in matters of love an war . . . But I do not think species should ever mix . . . if they ever, EVER, have . . . I'm not telling you, now am I?
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A long time ago I did a series of sexperiments with a fellow blogger, recording the results in my blog. One experiment involved a cucumber - specifically chosen for optimal girth and straightness maintained for a full ten inches of its length. My assistant (already "warmed-up" ) could experience any length of cucumber she desired. She had no idea how much I was putting in, apart from the sensation...After experimenting with various depths, she eventually settled on an optimal cucumber penetration of just over five inches.
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sea cucumber, yes. I didn't like the consistency. It's a special occasion dish, like at wedding banquets.
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? never tried it Do you like eating cucumber? sure do Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? no way! hugsssssssssss V I hope your husband's doing well.
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? No, and I think that after your article, I never will Do you like eating cucumber? I do, and have them, or actually had them growing in my garden Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Several FWBs, do enjoy them
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And I'm very pleased to meet your acquaintance. I hope you won't be a stranger.
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First off, allow me to say this is an outstanding post title. Very British. It sounds quite like it could be one of the more famous utterances of Winston Churchill during the showdown with Nazi Germany. I'm pretty sure Sir Winston is uncomfortably fidgeting in his grave wishing he'd thought of it while he still had a chance to give voice to it. Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce us first? Do you like eating cucumber? I would certainly enjoy eating the one in that last photo.She needn't remove it- I'll take it a la carte. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Yes, but I felt bad about it. I was on the rebound and craved companionship, and yes, sex. But it was still selfish and thoughtless of me to not consider her feelings. I hope she has forgiven me.
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It can? How? and of course YOU would. I think I am always game, a game bird, perhaps a quail, but I think you're a chicken, lotsa talking on over there.
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it serves a lot of purposes... Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Never Do you like eating cucumber? I eat a lot cucumber. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? hummm
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I agree with your sentiments about some foods humans eat. I'm not a big fan of zucchinis, which we call courgettes here.
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? "NO" Do you like eating cucumber? "definitely" cucumber/onion salad a favorite! Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? "not yet"
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Have you eaten or would you eat sea cucumber? Yes and yes! When it comes to food, I'm adventurous. Do you like eating cucumber? Love cucumber! Eat it in salads or just crunch it all by itself, practically every day. Have you ever used a cucumber for sex? Not telling!
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