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THE ART OF SPUNK  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/5/2015 9:20 am
THE ART OF SPUNK







Faith Holland is an artist, an artist with a difference. She uses semen in her artworks – it’s the art of spunk!

Recently the artist held an exhibition at a Brooklyn art gallery. Faith Holland’s artistic inspiration comes from orgasms. I hope you liked the pun!

The artist asked people to send her photographs of the products of orgasms and, in particular, “anonymous submissions of CUM SHOTS that will be used as part of an artwork.” She promised that “Submissions will be accepted from any and all genders as long as it is fluid emitted as the result of an orgasm.”

Faith Holland issued the following guidelines for people interesting in submitting:

- Please cum on flesh (your own is there waiting!)
- Please make sure it's YOUR photo and everyone depicted in the photo has CONSENTED to it being used in this way
- Cell phone photos preferred
- Try to keep the jizz in focus
- Please don't include anything in the image you would not want seen (i.e. your face). Crop, blur, do what you have to do.
- By sending me an image, you grant me permission to use it in any way I choose and relinquish authorial rights

Faith Holland received over 50 submissions for her art project. She also received “a photo of a cell phone covered in cum.”

“Once the cum shots are collected either via screenshot or submission, the ejaculate is masked out from the background”, the artist explained, and “They are then collaged into the canvas, arranged, and colored.”

I feel Faith Holland has missed a trick using cumshots and not using real cum. I can see a gap in the art market. I’m now seeking anonymous submissions of real cum for my art project. Please send any submissions to my agent, the site’s Customer Service Department!


Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
Will you submit cum for my art project?
When was the last time you went to an art gallery?


My last trip to an art gallery, about six months ago, was to Nottingham Contemporary, which specialises in modern art.

For more shock art, please see EVERYONE I HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH, THE ART OF SHITTING, THE ART OF A RAM'S PENIS IN A COW'S VAGINA, PUSSY KNITTING, ART IS A PIECE OF PISS, A VAGINAL TUNNEL, BUTT PLUGS ARENT JUST FOR BUTTS, CHEESE FOR CHEESES SAKE, A PUSSY BOAT and MOVE OVER MONA LISA.








pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/5/2015 9:36 am

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? Art? Sounds more like she is a pervert than an artist

Will you submit cum for my art project? Feel free to take anything from my profile

When was the last time you went to an art gallery? I believe It was in school about 45 years ago


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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/5/2015 9:38 am

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
Never heard of her!!!
Will you submit cum for my art project?
I don't think so!!
When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
2007...when on a trip to Toronto!


Cum_Happy 110M
2824 posts
9/5/2015 10:31 am

Is her art eatable?

Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/5/2015 12:35 pm

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? Not really a big fan but it is very interesting.
Will you submit cum for my art project? oh yes sure would
When was the last time you went to an art gallery? I would say a month ago. Downtown something like a market kind of thing. hugsssssssss V

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
9/5/2015 1:22 pm

I've never heard of her before and no...her art is not something I would be a fan of.....it looks like stuff painted by young children.

Would I submit any cum for your project....no way.

The last time I went to an Art Gallery...maybe 6 months ago in Dublin.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
9/5/2015 2:00 pm

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
It's cumtastic!

Will you submit cum for my art project?
If I remember to photograph it, I might!

When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
it's been a while...I need to cum to art gallery!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
9/5/2015 3:10 pm

I think this is cum forgery... or at the very least cum fakery. lol

Thoughts from the Garden...


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
9/5/2015 4:36 pm

Oooooo.......

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? This isn't art, it spunk-plagiarism.

Will you submit cum for my art project? For you? Anything!

When was the last time you went to an art gallery? Last weekend went to small gallery in Pasadena for my friend's show opening.

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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/5/2015 7:36 pm

I like the popcorn one. I like the colors in the 2nd one. I don't like the last one at all.

I was at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsbutgh about 5 yrs. ago. My daughter was just reminiscing about that day, and what an impact it made on her; when I was chatting with her yesterday.

blog on!


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
9/6/2015 5:00 am

I thought the post would be about the use of semen in art - a la Gilbert and George. Though they seem to be more interested in poo pictures

If you're going to dribble might as well go all Jackson Pollock about it - but that might take some serious cumming


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
9/7/2015 10:01 am

Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
I don't recall having heard of her- it seems like I'd have remembered. Some of it is cool...some of it, not so much.

Will you submit cum for my art project?
No. I'm saving all mine to repopulate the earth after the nuclear holocaust.

When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
Long time, Spunky. Probably over a year.

Become a member now and get a free tote bag.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:44 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? Art? Sounds more like she is a pervert than an artist

    Will you submit cum for my art project? Feel free to take anything from my profile

    When was the last time you went to an art gallery? I believe It was in school about 45 years ago
As a possible pervert, Faith Holand should give us hope in that our blogs are works of art. We should think of charging for people to read our posts!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:46 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
    Never heard of her!!!
    Will you submit cum for my art project?
    I don't think so!!
    When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
    2007...when on a trip to Toronto!
I'm disappointed you're not contributing to my art project, but I'm pleased I didn't get three NO's. I must be getting better with my questions!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:48 pm

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
    Never heard of her art...
    Will you submit cum for my art project?
    I don't know if I will have any to spare
    When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
    In the beginning of Summer in the City...
If you have any spare cum, send it my way for my art project. I'll give you a share of my commission!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:49 pm


I think her cum art will be eatable. It's only paper!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:51 pm

    Quoting  :

I think perhaps we should all help Faith Holland in getting her supplies of cum for her art!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/9/2015 1:52 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? Not really a big fan but it is very interesting.
    Will you submit cum for my art project? oh yes sure would
    When was the last time you went to an art gallery? I would say a month ago. Downtown something like a market kind of thing. hugsssssssss V
I thank you for supplying me with your cum for my art. I'm going to be rich now!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:12 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I've never heard of her before and no...her art is not something I would be a fan of.....it looks like stuff painted by young children.

    Would I submit any cum for your project....no way.

    The last time I went to an Art Gallery...maybe 6 months ago in Dublin.

Faith Holland's art does nothing to me, though if she used my cum maybe I'd hang it on my wall!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:13 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art?
    It's cumtastic!

    Will you submit cum for my art project?
    If I remember to photograph it, I might!

    When was the last time you went to an art gallery?
    it's been a while...I need to cum to art gallery!
Faith Holland's art is certainly, as you say, cumtastic!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:13 am

    Quoting gardenboy321:
    I think this is cum forgery... or at the very least cum fakery. lol
Cum fakery isn't good!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:14 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Oooooo.......

    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? This isn't art, it spunk-plagiarism.

    Will you submit cum for my art project? For you? Anything!

    When was the last time you went to an art gallery? Last weekend went to small gallery in Pasadena for my friend's show opening.
I'm still waiting for the postman with your package of cum!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:15 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Are you a fan of Faith Holland’s art? I suppose art, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My mother always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

    Have you watched the videos? Shaving her legs with whipped cream, licking the camera, masturbation POV of the clitoris, I am glad to see her Vassar education is not going to waste. Does a ten page CV make you better at your craft? Actually I was a little surprised to see a ten page CV.

    Will you submit cum for my art project?
    just like the check/cheque its in the mail/post

    When was the last time you went to an art gallery? about six months ago I reckon
Your cum package hasn't arrived. Please can you chase up the postman?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:16 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    I like the popcorn one. I like the colors in the 2nd one. I don't like the last one at all.

    I was at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsbutgh about 5 yrs. ago. My daughter was just reminiscing about that day, and what an impact it made on her; when I was chatting with her yesterday.

    blog on!
The popcorn one is my favourite too, but I don't care for the rest. There's only so much art you can do with cum!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:17 am

    Quoting  :

Faith Holland's art doesn't do it for me either, though if she used my cum I may think differently!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/10/2015 3:18 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    I thought the post would be about the use of semen in art - a la Gilbert and George. Though they seem to be more interested in poo pictures

    If you're going to dribble might as well go all Jackson Pollock about it - but that might take some serious cumming
Faith Holland has riopped off Jackson Pollock, but then again it's not that difficult to copy his art!


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