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PLEASE FIND MY COCK  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/2/2015 1:20 am
PLEASE FIND MY COCK



A hacker has entered my account on this site and defaced my main profile photo. The hacker, possibly Banksy the graffiti artist but more likely joisygirl, has daubed kisses on my cockshot.

I am now searching for my clean cockshot - yes, there is such a thing as a clean cockshot.

I’m of the view that cockshots, a bit like naughty seaside postcards, are a much maligned art form. I think art critics should start paying more serious attention to the art of a cockshot.

Perhaps a cockshot art gallery should be established to promote this under-appreciated art!

Anyway, back to the search for my cock. The hacker left a clue - your cock has been collaged by advertisers.

In a frantic state, I hired a private detective to find my cock, who at great expense managed to track down three Mercedes collage-based advertisements to see whether my cock was being used to sell its dream cars.

Mercedes cars would be my dream cars, not that I drive though. In fact, my dream cars would have to be made in Germany - Audi, BMW, Mercedes, Opel, Porsche and Volkswagen.

The Germans seem to be good at making cars, making sausages and making beer - oh, and winning football matches on penalties!


What would be your dream car to drive?
What are your thoughts on cockshots?
Can you see my cock in the three collages below?


From cocks to cars, I know this post is a little scatty. But at least they all begin with the same letter; I guess it’s a collage!







pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/2/2015 3:32 am

What would be your dream car to drive? A 1965 Ford Mustang. I had one when I was much younger. I love the sound of a big American V8 engine

What are your thoughts on cockshots? Honestly none.

Can you see my cock in the three collages below? I am too blurry eyed, not enough coffee yet


Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
9/2/2015 5:15 am

What would be your dream car to drive?
Audi....yes a German car!

What are your thoughts on cockshots?
on this site it kind of gets redundant....yours is exceptional!

Can you see my cock in the three collages below?
LOL....nope...I don't believe it's there!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

Come and read my blog! Become a watcher!


veryfunnycple64


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
9/2/2015 6:42 am

Where's Waldo?
Dora the Explorer?

Happy HNW.

A Collage of Sorts, on HNW
Doing it the Stupid Way
My Cover Up Shot, for HNW
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/2/2015 6:58 am

What would be your dream car to drive? an Aston Martin DB5
What are your thoughts on cockshots? I'm a bit reluctant to post close-ups of mine.
Can you see my cock in the three collages below? I can't see your cock but I can see the odd one out in each


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
9/2/2015 8:18 am

What would be your dream car to drive?
Yesterday for the first time I got into a Prius. The car's interior was rather mundane, the ride itself not noteworthy.
I think I will stick with the Citroën DS as my dream car.

What are your thoughts on cockshots?
Nothing wrong with the pictures themselves. The person and/or body behind them, that's another story.

Can you see my cock in the three collages below?
No, but they gave me an idea. X-rated wrapping paper.


SexsualMD 58M
2369 posts
9/2/2015 11:55 am

What would be your dream car to drive?...Always had a hard-on for Corvettes.

What are your thoughts on cockshots?...I'm embarrassed to say how many times I have seen YOURs!!!

Can you see my cock in the three collages below? No...but I saw a little boy chasing an old lady who was looking for the dollar she lost.
Happy HNW!!!


I creatively come up with uncreative things -
What the blog was I thinking?

CLICK HERE to join the sexy Half Naked Wednesday group (HNW group)...Caution: They get a bit creative!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/2/2015 12:59 pm

Lovely shot by the way.. You can have all the kisses you want.

What would be your dream car to drive? Old Chervy truck 1965 around that period
What are your thoughts on cockshots? Love them
Can you see my cock in the three collages below? You did distract me today! hugssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
9/2/2015 1:29 pm

What would be your dream car to drive? Range Rover, the latest model.

What are your thoughts on cockshots? How could a cockshot provoke thoughts?

Can you see my cock in the three collages below? Nope. But here's mine.

Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher.
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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
9/2/2015 1:36 pm

My favourite car would have to be a BMW.

Cockshots....no thoughts really.....I've seen a lot of them and can take them or leave them.

Haven't found your cock yet!!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
9/2/2015 6:19 pm

I do better with hands-on searches.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/2/2015 6:24 pm

What would be your dream car to drive?
1968 Mustang Shelby Cobra GT500
Can you see my cock in the three collages below?
I've seen enough of it!!
What are your thoughts on cockshots?
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:19 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What would be your dream car to drive? A 1965 Ford Mustang. I had one when I was much younger. I love the sound of a big American V8 engine

    What are your thoughts on cockshots? Honestly none.

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? I am too blurry eyed, not enough coffee yet
The Ford Mustang is a classic car.
I hope you've had your daily dosage of coffee now!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:20 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    What would be your dream car to drive? I can't say I have one. My husband has begun to work for Setra a division Daimler, his company was bought out. He says the German vehicles are over engineered. I think he gets a bit frustrated by that, particularly when figuring out the wiring and electronics. He still insisted on buying his own German engineered vehicle. I must say it is the nicest car we've ever owned.

    What are your thoughts on cockshots? Only a few men can pull off a good one.

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? Aw, your cock is not there. I'd know it anywhere.
I think hiding my cock may prove to be a fruitless exercise!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:21 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    What would be your dream car to drive?
    Audi....yes a German car!

    What are your thoughts on cockshots?
    on this site it kind of gets redundant....yours is exceptional!

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below?
    LOL....nope...I don't believe it's there!
I thank you for making my cockshot exceptional!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:22 am

Dora the Exploreer is on the hunt for Waldo!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:23 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    What would be your dream car to drive? an Aston Martin DB5
    What are your thoughts on cockshots? I'm a bit reluctant to post close-ups of mine.
    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? I can't see your cock but I can see the odd one out in each
You must be the real james Bond!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 2:25 am

    Quoting  :

It's strange that Americans say gas and Britons say petrol. Blogland is making me bilingual!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:33 am

    Quoting missthee:
    What would be your dream car to drive?
    Yesterday for the first time I got into a Prius. The car's interior was rather mundane, the ride itself not noteworthy.
    I think I will stick with the Citroën DS as my dream car.

    What are your thoughts on cockshots?
    Nothing wrong with the pictures themselves. The person and/or body behind them, that's another story.

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below?
    No, but they gave me an idea. X-rated wrapping paper.
I love Citroen cars.
I look forward to seeing your X-rated wrapping paper!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:39 am

    Quoting  :

I hope you've found my cock now!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:41 am

    Quoting  :

I've double-checked and Opel is a German company though there's probably an Opel car factory in Belgium.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:42 am

    Quoting SexsualMD:
    What would be your dream car to drive?...Always had a hard-on for Corvettes.

    What are your thoughts on cockshots?...I'm embarrassed to say how many times I have seen YOURs!!!

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? No...but I saw a little boy chasing an old lady who was looking for the dollar she lost.
    Happy HNW!!!
There's no need to be embarrassed seeing my cockshot!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:42 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Lovely shot by the way.. You can have all the kisses you want.

    What would be your dream car to drive? Old Chervy truck 1965 around that period
    What are your thoughts on cockshots? Love them
    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? You did distract me today! hugssssssss V
Thank you for all your kisses!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:43 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    What would be your dream car to drive? Range Rover, the latest model.

    What are your thoughts on cockshots? How could a cockshot provoke thoughts?

    Can you see my cock in the three collages below? Nope. But here's mine.

Now that's one bog cockshot!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:44 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    My favourite car would have to be a BMW.

    Cockshots....no thoughts really.....I've seen a lot of them and can take them or leave them.

    Haven't found your cock yet!!!

I hope you're still looking for my cock as it's not here!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/6/2015 4:44 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you for looking for my cock. I'm still looking!


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