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DILDOS AND VIBRATORS
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DILDOS AND VIBRATORS  Paul Avril’s De Figuris Veneris 1906 illustration:    Today is National Dildo Day and World Vibrator Day, an uncanny coincidence! Here are ten bits of trivia about dildos and vibrators: 1. The vibrator was invented in 1883, by the British physician Joseph Granville, as an electro-mechanical device to treat so-called hysteria amongst women - please go to A HISTORY OF THE VIBRATOR for more historical detail! 2. The dildo has a much longer history. There is clear evidence that dildos were used by the Ancient Greeks - below is an Ancient Greek vase that has been dated back to 490BC. 3. The Rabbit sex toy is the biggest selling sex toy in the world, mainly thanks to the Sex and the City television programme. 4. Dildo is a town on the island of Newfoundland in Canada - this is further proof, if any is needed, that Canadians are perverts! 5. Teddy Love is a teddy bear with a vibrating tongue and nose for vaginal and clitoral stimulation - see below. 6. The dildo cactus is a common name used for several species of long, narrow cacti. 7. Love Joule is a Tokyo bar dedicated to women’s sexuality - see below. As well as selling the usual drinks, the bar also sells dildos and vibrators. Single men aren’t allowed into the bar. 8. The Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator is the world's first vibrator that allows users to film from the inside. The camera vibrator has six vibration speeds and sells at £119.99. 9. The possession and sale of dildos is illegal in India. 10. The Tantus Realdoe Wireless Strap On Double Dildo Vibrator is a seven-inch vibrating dildo designed for lesbian women. It’s a double-ended dildo with a dildo on one end and a squeezy bulbous ball on the other end - see below. I have a few dildos and vibrators in possession, but they don’t get regularly used. Given a choice, I prefer using a dildo than a vibrator in my sex play - vibrators are too fiddly and noisy! How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? Given that the plural of a potato is potatoes and the plural of a tomato is tomatoes, why is dildos and not dildoes the plural of a dildo? Flying-Angel Painter’s 490BC amphora:  Teddy Love vibrator:  Love Joule bar:  Tantus Realdoe Wireless Strap On Double Dildo Vibrator:  |
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? None in my possession, they keep them What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? What every she likes  Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? Oh My goodness, I never thought of it before
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Just one vibrator.....no dildos. And the answer to Q3....obvious...because this is our wonderful English language!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? I lost count! What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? I like both Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? Have no clue but Have a great day spunky! Very good question. hugssssssssss V PS you didn't ask me how many strapons do I have? Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I will have to count but more than a couple!!  Only vibrators! "does" are female deer here in Canada!
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? Here in the USA, we don't have dildos like you do in the UK- we have Republicans. I don't own any. I can't afford them. They're high dollar dildos and only Koch's and Adelson's can afford to keep them. What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? I never thought about it. You would think the dildo would be quieter, but it don't work that way over here. Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? You're English- explain your own fucking language! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I own a couple of vibrators but no dildos! My FWB's love the hitachi magic wand! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I currently have only one in possession. In the past I had enough to decorate a Christmas tree. (The pic is posted here somewhere). I am on the hunt for a dildo with a suction bottom. Better playtime in the bath! No matter how you say it, they are still objects of pleasure (if used correctly).
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I'm going to cheat on this quiz and copy my answers from Kzoopair. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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It seems the Newfoundlanders are giving Canadians a bad name! Thanks for shopping by.
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1. How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? just never you mind. 2. What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? see the answer to question number one. 3. Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? who said it is not? The plural of dodo is either dodos or dodoes. Only a dodo would post such questions. Oh forgive me Hugh. I'm in a fowl mood. I just like to confound you, Hugh. If you had consulted Merriam Webster instead of the Oxford Dictionary you'd have seen either is correct. According to Merriam Webster: noun dil·do \ˈdil-(ˌ)dō\ plural dildos also dildoes Medical Definition of DILDO : an object resembling a penis used for sexual stimulation
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? None in my possession, they keep them What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? What every she likes Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? Oh My goodness, I never thought of it before
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Just one vibrator.....no dildos. And the answer to Q3....obvious...because this is our wonderful English language!!!
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Dildi has a nice ring to it!
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It wouldn't surprise me to find out that there are proportionately more members from Canada on this site than from any other country. Thanks for shopping by.
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? I lost count! What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? I like both Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? Have no clue but Have a great day spunky! Very good question. hugssssssssss V PS you didn't ask me how many strapons do I have? By the way, how many strap-ons do you have?
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I will have to count but more than a couple!! Only vibrators! "does" are female deer here in Canada!
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...Spunk..don't make me do inventory..........my favourite are the glass ones you heat up in hot water or throw in the freezer.... Blue Glass is best!
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How many dildos and vibrators do you have in your possession? Here in the USA, we don't have dildos like you do in the UK- we have Republicans. I don't own any. I can't afford them. They're high dollar dildos and only Koch's and Adelson's can afford to keep them. What do you prefer, using a dildo or using a vibrator? I never thought about it. You would think the dildo would be quieter, but it don't work that way over here. Given that the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of tomato is tomatoes, why is the plural of dildo dildos and not dildoes? You're English- explain your own fucking language! For Americans, it's ass which just shows how little control the English have over their language. The Transatlantic usage of fanny word always tickles me!
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I own a couple of vibrators but no dildos! My FWB's love the hitachi magic wand!
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I currently have only one in possession. In the past I had enough to decorate a Christmas tree. (The pic is posted here somewhere). I am on the hunt for a dildo with a suction bottom. Better playtime in the bath! No matter how you say it, they are still objects of pleasure (if used correctly).
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Being called a pervert is a badge of honour, methinks!
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I'm going to cheat on this quiz and copy my answers from Kzoopair. One of the biggest things I've gained from this site is an appreciation how increasingly different British English and American English are. I feel I'm almost bilingual now!
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As a Canadian, you are a fine ambassador for your country. A plug does count as a dido if it's done the deed!
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Oh yea!
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If does are female deer, does that mean dildoes are female deer fed on dill herbs?!
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