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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
8/7/2015 7:16 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!







It’s my birthday today. I’m so excited!

I love birthdays, especially my own birthday! I’ve just opened my birthday cards and birthday presents. I always drop lots of hints to people in the hope of getting presents I most want; this year I issued a birthday present list!

This year I got what I hinted for - some bottles of fine dry white wine, printer cartridges, a posh pen, a watch and a shaver.

My girlfriend asked me what I wanted to do on my birthday night. I said I’d like to have to go to a masquerade party and have a foursome. She told me to sort myself out!

As a compromise, we’re going to a nearby pub, The Peacock, for a few drinks on its roof terrace. When it gets dark, the fairy lights get switched on. I love fairy lights!

Then, we’re going to the nearby Indian restaurant, Noor Jahan. It’s a 1970s-style throwback restaurant with dark red carpets and velvet flock wallpaper. I’ll order prawn vindaloo with boiled rice, sag aloo as a side dish and two chapattis. I love Indian food!


Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive?
How do you normally celebrate your birthday?
If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy?


After the meal, we’re going to get a taxi to rush back and have some horny sex - my girlfriend has promised not to resist my advances! That’ll be my pretend birthday party orgy!







pal334 69M  
45821 posts
8/7/2015 7:44 am


Here is a cake you may like

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Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? I usually even forget it is my birthday

How do you normally celebrate your birthday? Quietly with family and friends at home

If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Of course, always up for a free trip


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The_Committee 57G

8/7/2015 9:59 am

Happy Birthday !!!...

King Prawn Biryanis
Vegetable Samosas
Onion Bhajis
Sag Aloos
Plain Naans

for The_Committee

We seem to have forgotten our wallets though...you couldn't see your way clear to subbing us could you?


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
8/7/2015 10:06 am

Birthday felicitations! Many happy returns! (That was one of my favorite episodes of "The Prisoner," by the way...)

As for your questions...

Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? Yes, especially because I have a fairly small, and very crowded apartment. I really prefer experiential gifts in which I spend time with the giver.

How do you normally celebrate your birthday? I've given up birthday days, preferring to have a birthday month (or at least two weeks) in which I get together sequentially with divergent groups of friends for various activities.

If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Would it include a trip to the Indian restaurant? I'd be in, either way!

Again, happy birthday!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
8/7/2015 10:57 am

Happy Birthday! I would be there as fast as a plane could carry me! I hope you get all your hearts desire.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/7/2015 11:53 am

I don't need to drop hints....family always ask what I would like.

On my birthday....in the afternoon there is the usual birthday cake with candles....for the benefit of the grandkids lol...then the children and I usually go out to dinner.

If time and money were no onject AND 20 years could be knocked off my age I'd be there in a flash!!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/7/2015 11:54 am

PS.....

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
8/7/2015 12:13 pm

Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? Don't have to anymore as everyone knows what I want.

How do you normally celebrate your birthday? I'm trying to forget it and usually lay low so everyone else would forget it also. Sadly, it never worked.

If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Orgy? With you? Do you really have to ask, silly?

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/7/2015 3:20 pm

Big Happy Birthday to you Spunky. My hubby birthday is today! Leo you guys are.. hugssssssssss V I hope you do have an awesome evening! Enjoy you only live once.



Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? He knows
How do you normally celebrate your birthday? with family normally something small but this year everyone gave me a surprise party.
If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? I would come visit you anytime!

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
8/7/2015 3:43 pm

Happy Birthday!!!

I always end up working on my birthday. I like to get cash.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
8/7/2015 9:01 pm

Happy Birthday, spunky!
I never drop hints!.......I really don't celebrate my birthday, just another day!!
"Mayyyyyybeeeee"!!


veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
8/8/2015 12:00 pm

Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive?
no....lol, not my style!

How do you normally celebrate your birthday?
low key...nothing big! dinner and hanging out with people I love!

If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy?
I would love to attend....it seems you do have awesome parties!

“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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veryfunnycple64


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
8/8/2015 2:32 pm

Have a happy non-birthday - according to Lewis Caroll they happen a lot more than birthday

1 - No.
2 - Normally ? What do you ùean ? !i was one more year older each time, it's not normal.
3 - I like beer, best bitter on the draugh, and indian food. What does your GF look like ? I may givr help, yes.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/9/2015 5:08 am

Happy Birthday!

I love the Sexy Times concept you have going here! Well done!

blog on!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/10/2015 11:59 pm

Happy Birthday, Spunk.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 3:57 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks for your birthday greetings.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 3:58 am

    Quoting pal334:

    Here is a cake you may like

    [image]

    Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? I usually even forget it is my birthday

    How do you normally celebrate your birthday? Quietly with family and friends at home

    If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Of course, always up for a free trip
Thanks for the birthday cake. It was very tasty!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 3:59 am

    Quoting  :

Many thanks for the birthday greetings. I had a great birthday!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 4:00 am

    Quoting The_Committee:
    Happy Birthday !!!...

    King Prawn Biryanis
    Vegetable Samosas
    Onion Bhajis
    Sag Aloos
    Plain Naans

    for The_Committee

    We seem to have forgotten our wallets though...you couldn't see your way clear to subbing us could you?
Thanks for the birthday greetings. I hope you all enjoyed the curry; I settled the bill!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 4:01 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    Birthday felicitations! Many happy returns! (That was one of my favorite episodes of "The Prisoner," by the way...)

    As for your questions...

    Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? Yes, especially because I have a fairly small, and very crowded apartment. I really prefer experiential gifts in which I spend time with the giver.

    How do you normally celebrate your birthday? I've given up birthday days, preferring to have a birthday month (or at least two weeks) in which I get together sequentially with divergent groups of friends for various activities.

    If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Would it include a trip to the Indian restaurant? I'd be in, either way!

    Again, happy birthday!
Thanks for your birthday felicitations.
Anyone coming to Nottingham has to sample an Indian restaurant!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 4:03 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? No, we no longer exchange presents.

    How do you normally celebrate your birthday? My partner will buy me a cake from my favorite bakery. Bob's was my favorite and when I was little a number of my birthday cakes came from Bob's Bake Shop. They made my wedding cake too. Bob's has been torn down now and never reopened. So now most likely a cake will come from Sweet Eats in Voorhees, NJ. I usually get Chocolate Peanut Butter Silk or Snickers with Carmel. I often want to try the other cakes, but without fail come home with peanut butter and chocolate.

    If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Do you even have to ask? If I ever ever went to an orgy, it would be at your place.
I hope you'd help organise my birthday orgy! I promise cake for your help!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 5:06 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    Happy Birthday! I would be there as fast as a plane could carry me! I hope you get all your hearts desire.
Thanks for your kind birthday greetings.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 5:07 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I don't need to drop hints....family always ask what I would like.

    On my birthday....in the afternoon there is the usual birthday cake with candles....for the benefit of the grandkids lol...then the children and I usually go out to dinner.

    If time and money were no onject AND 20 years could be knocked off my age I'd be there in a flash!!!

I had a great birthday but there was no birthday cake!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 5:08 am

Thanks for the birthday wine. I had more than my fair share of wine on my birthday!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 5:09 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? Don't have to anymore as everyone knows what I want.

    How do you normally celebrate your birthday? I'm trying to forget it and usually lay low so everyone else would forget it also. Sadly, it never worked.

    If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? Orgy? With you? Do you really have to ask, silly?
Many thanks for your birthday greeting. My birthday was grweat but there was no cake!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/11/2015 5:10 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Big Happy Birthday to you Spunky. My hubby birthday is today! Leo you guys are.. hugssssssssss V I hope you do have an awesome evening! Enjoy you only live once.



    Do you drop big hints to people for presents you’d like to receive? He knows
    How do you normally celebrate your birthday? with family normally something small but this year everyone gave me a surprise party.
    If travel was all arranged and paid for, would you come to my birthday party orgy? I would come visit you anytime!
Many thanks for the birthday cake - it's all eaten now!


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