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HOT TUB ETIQUETTE
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HOT TUB ETIQUETTE    Yesterday I was having a conversation with my two good friends, Austin Powers and Walter Mitty, in a bar. Over a few beers, we discussed hot tub etiquette or, more precisely, the etiquette of farting in a hot tub. While looking at the attractive barmaid, Austin Powers declared that “I’d love to be in a hot tub and have her fart!!!! Yeaaa baby!!!!!!!” Not to be outdone, Walter Mitty admitted that he regularly farts in a hot tub and that he always announces to others when he is about to fart so they can enjoy his bubbles in the hot tub. Slightly shocked at my friends’ confessions, I replied that there was no etiquette in farting in a hot tub, especially if other people were also in the water. I said that, if unable to refrain from farting, I’d climb out of the hot tub to fart out of earshot (and noseshot) of the hot tub. If unable to get out of the hot tub in time, I’d fart in the hot tub while making a splash and hope nobody heard or smelled my fart. If they did, I’d blame someone else with the line, 'the person who smelled it dealt it'. And, if that line didn’t work, I’d follow up with the line, 'the person who denied it supplied it'! What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? What do you wear in a hot tub? Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Just for the record, I have never farted in my life, never mind in a hot tub! And I'm sure that, if I was to fart, my fart would be rose-scented! I’ve always gone naked in a hot tub, which always helps to have sex in a hot tub! For another post on hot tubs, please click A HOT TUB PARTY.    |
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Turn off the pump- you don't need it with me farting. My bubbles are cheaper. What do you wear in a hot tub? Nothing, if I can get away with it. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes- but sex in the water is overrated. Foreplay in the water, or in a hot tub, is a wonderful thing. And so is afterplay. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Have the warning siren sound prior to farting!  What do you wear in a hot tub? The few times I've been in one...a swim suit!  Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Unfortunately, no, but not for the lack of trying! 
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I'm like you....I never fart!!! I'd love to be in a hot tub just now....it's a while since I was in one and I was always wearing something lol!!! Never had sex in a hot tub.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Never, ever have I done so, it was always her  [image] What do you wear in a hot tub? Just a smile Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? No, foreplay yes
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Are you implying that you can enter a hot tub clothed?  Happy HNW. FAIR Warning about the Dangers in MILF Hunting at the Pool Jinxed It Just Needing to Cool It, on HNW [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? I would use my manners and excuse myself! What do you wear in a hot tub? depending on the company....the host should announce what the rules are! I would wear swimming trunks or just be naked! Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes....lots of fun!! I kept hydrated though! It gets hot and very sweaty when sexing in the hot tub! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Turn off the pump- you don't need it with me farting. My bubbles are cheaper. What do you wear in a hot tub? Nothing, if I can get away with it. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes- but sex in the water is overrated. Foreplay in the water, or in a hot tub, is a wonderful thing. And so is afterplay.
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Have the warning siren sound prior to farting! What do you wear in a hot tub? The few times I've been in one...a swim suit! Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Unfortunately, no, but not for the lack of trying!
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Oh Hugh! I'm sure you always make a splash in or out of the hot tub. I do not hot tub. Oh I have -- been in a hot tub, not farted in one, but not lately. If I were to fart in a hot tub, making a splash is a good cover; I'm sure mine would be as fragrant as Jasmine and could be explained away as aroma therapy.
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I like that joke!
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I'm like you....I never fart!!! I'd love to be in a hot tub just now....it's a while since I was in one and I was always wearing something lol!!! Never had sex in a hot tub.
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Never, ever have I done so, it was always her [image] What do you wear in a hot tub? Just a smile Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? No, foreplay yes
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At last, I meet another person who doesn't fart! That long story T sounds worthy of a blog post.
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Are you implying that you can enter a hot tub clothed? Happy HNW. FAIR Warning about the Dangers in MILF Hunting at the Pool Jinxed It Just Needing to Cool It, on HNW [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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I've never been in a whirlpool - sounds fun! Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!
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Farting is what other people do! Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? I would use my manners and excuse myself! What do you wear in a hot tub? depending on the company....the host should announce what the rules are! I would wear swimming trunks or just be naked! Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes....lots of fun!! I kept hydrated though! It gets hot and very sweaty when sexing in the hot tub! Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind again!
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I can see your logic about claiming your best farts! Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Ignore it. What do you wear in a hot tub? Skin Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes, after a session of stapling a Mensa journal, with a woman I hadn't known before. We were the last ones out, and had been quietly fondling one another.
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What would you do if you farted in a hot tub with company present? Ignore it. What do you wear in a hot tub? Skin Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Yes, after a session of stapling a Mensa journal, with a woman I hadn't known before. We were the last ones out, and had been quietly fondling one another. I'm now searching for my Mensa woman for the next time I go in a hot tub! Thanks for stopping by.
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Skin is always good to wear! I'm now searching for my Mensa woman for the next time I go in a hot tub! Thanks for stopping by.
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Mensa women are a goodness. The pool parties were always swimsuit optional (at least where I was in California).
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