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MY OH MY, AREN'T THOSE BALLS BIG?
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MY OH MY, AREN'T THOSE BALLS BIG?  I was watching some daytime television this morning about insurance fraud. For some reason, two rats appeared on television. I was shocked. The rats, obviously male, had massive balls. They were almost dragging on the ground! I decided I had to do some research on the testicles of rats. According to sperm competition theory, male rats have evolved big balls so that they produce lots of sperm and thus increase their chances of passing on their genes when reproducing with females. Female rats have sex with lots of male rats when they are fertile. According to this theory, the size of the balls of males of a species is a sign that the females have lots of sex with many males. Now I know why I have big balls; it’s because I have sex with floozies! My research also found that the size of an animal is not linked to the size of its testicles. A male gorilla has relatively tiny balls, weighing only one ounce, because the male mates with several females without any competition from other males. In contrast, a male chimpanzee, a quarter the size of gorilla, has big balls, weighing four ounces, because males compete to mate with females. Men’s balls weigh about 1.5 ounces, suggesting that humans are more promiscuous than gorillas but less promiscuous than chimpanzees. The most surprising research finding is that the species with the largest balls relative to its size is not a mammal but an insect. Scientists have found that the male tuberous bushcricket - see below - has balls that are up to 14 per cent of its body weight. If the same proportion were to be applied to a man, his testicles would weigh 22 pounds; that’s well over ten bags of sugar! All this research proves that women control the size of men’s balls! Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? If you saw a rat now, what would you do? The animal with the biggest testicles is the northern right whale. Each ball of a male northern right whale weighs over a ton; their balls make up about one per cent of their body weight. The testicles of the right male are ten times the size of the blue whale, the planet’s largest animal. Female right whales are more promiscuous than female blue whales. I tried to take a photograph of the balls of a northern right whale, but the whale wouldn’t stay still so you’ll have to make do with his tail fin!   |
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls?"NO"!!! Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me?It could only be "YOU"!!! If you saw a rat now, what would you do?Send it to you, you have the fixation on rats!!
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1. Nope. 2. I will now....... 3. Try to pick it up, I like rats, rats are clean, it's humans who make their world dirty.
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No I never felt the need to actually weigh them!!!!  I don't pay much attention to rats....or their balls. In fact I try to avoid all rats especially the two legged variety. RUN....SCREAM....Die of heart failure....all seem probable outcomes.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I had the opportunity to rescue 13 rats from a pet store once, someone left them in a cardboard box. They were a handful to properly take care of them, and I had them almost a year before I found a placement for them. Yes, that was the first thing I noticed....it's like one cannot miss it....their balls are huge!!!!!!!!! All the females were in one cage, and the males in another one of course.......and for the guy that said they're clean....have you ever took care of few of them??? They're very messy, and they stink! The smell of their waste if offensive. These weren't common rats either, but what they're called "fancy rats", the most expensive ones at pet stores. I was one happy person when I was able to re-homed them!!!! The answers to your questions 1. No, 2. YES, 3. get the hell away from it!  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? No Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? It may just be you  If you saw a rat now, what would you do? I am a vermin hater, I would try to kill it
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I went out with a doctor for a while - she used to fondle my balls, and then tell me they were healthy. Though I'm not sure her interest was entirely professional 
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Not that I recall...but I did do some acid when I was young, so I wouldn't swear to it in court. But really, is it the WEIGHT of the nuts or the size? I'm thinking a guy with brass balls might not have the biggest, but surely the heaviest. Is there such a thing as "dense testicle tissue"? I know the organism they are installed on is often quite dense. Can the presence of deuterium oxide and a neutron as well as a proton in the semen increase the weight of the testicles, like in heavy water? And about that neutron...is he then shooting blanks, or is his fertility merely reduced by half? But if so then he would need even larger testicles to compensate and still compete reproductively speaking, which is indeed the primary reason for the balls in the first place. I can imagine a sort of reproduction arms race, with individuals growing larger and larger balls until a point is reached where the penis must also increase in length just so that you can piss without getting your balls wet every time. Not to mention entering a vagina without having to part your nuts in the middle and duct tape them to your thighs. Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? The rat's balls are his fucking problem- I'm worried about my own right now. Let him get a therapist- you have universal healthcare over there. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? Cover my asshole, first thing. And at the very least I'd sit down, quickly. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Wegh? Can't say I have, but I try to fondle them on occasion. Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? It must be you. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? Run screaming. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Nope...How does one do this? Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? I never noticed them....never took time to think about. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? If it is my home, then exterminate it, but if it is in the wild then ignore it! The song this post reminds me of......"Big Balls" By ACDC!! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? I am always up for a challenge spunky Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? have not looked at any rats balls ty If you saw a rat now, what would you do? not looking ty .. hugsssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls?"NO"!!! Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me?It could only be "YOU"!!! If you saw a rat now, what would you do?Send it to you, you have the fixation on rats!! 
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1. Nope. 2. I will now....... 3. Try to pick it up, I like rats, rats are clean, it's humans who make their world dirty.
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Men need to turn small balls to their advantage in finding a sex partner!
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No I never felt the need to actually weigh them!!!! I don't pay much attention to rats....or their balls. In fact I try to avoid all rats especially the two legged variety. RUN....SCREAM....Die of heart failure....all seem probable outcomes.
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I had the opportunity to rescue 13 rats from a pet store once, someone left them in a cardboard box. They were a handful to properly take care of them, and I had them almost a year before I found a placement for them. Yes, that was the first thing I noticed....it's like one cannot miss it....their balls are huge!!!!!!!!! All the females were in one cage, and the males in another one of course.......and for the guy that said they're clean....have you ever took care of few of them??? They're very messy, and they stink! The smell of their waste if offensive. These weren't common rats either, but what they're called "fancy rats", the most expensive ones at pet stores. I was one happy person when I was able to re-homed them!!!! The answers to your questions 1. No, 2. YES, 3. get the hell away from it! I've never kept rats.
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Here's a male bonobo seemingly very proud of his balls! [image]
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? you mean with a scale? or just gauging by hand? Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? I had a guinea pig with ginormous balls even the vet was amazed. We had a very small boar once and he got very excited upon seeing a sow and got an erection. It was the color and thickness of an earthworm and about three inches long and was only seen momentarily. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? Oh we had rats once. I don't want to think about it. We lived in a place that was abandoned for ten years and oh... no... I don't want to think about it... It would not be good if I saw a rat right now, there should not be a rat in my bedroom. After our guinea pig died I found guinea pig poo in the apartment and it turned out to be rat poo. There was quite a large infestation it turned out. There were outside all around the apartment and you could hear them running in the walls. This was at the bus company. There had been a gas explosion and that's why the building had been abandoned, we rehabbed it and moved in, too bad the rats didn't move out.
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? No Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? It may just be you If you saw a rat now, what would you do? I am a vermin hater, I would try to kill it
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I went out with a doctor for a while - she used to fondle my balls, and then tell me they were healthy. Though I'm not sure her interest was entirely professional
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Not that I recall...but I did do some acid when I was young, so I wouldn't swear to it in court. But really, is it the WEIGHT of the nuts or the size? I'm thinking a guy with brass balls might not have the biggest, but surely the heaviest. Is there such a thing as "dense testicle tissue"? I know the organism they are installed on is often quite dense. Can the presence of deuterium oxide and a neutron as well as a proton in the semen increase the weight of the testicles, like in heavy water? And about that neutron...is he then shooting blanks, or is his fertility merely reduced by half? But if so then he would need even larger testicles to compensate and still compete reproductively speaking, which is indeed the primary reason for the balls in the first place. I can imagine a sort of reproduction arms race, with individuals growing larger and larger balls until a point is reached where the penis must also increase in length just so that you can piss without getting your balls wet every time. Not to mention entering a vagina without having to part your nuts in the middle and duct tape them to your thighs. Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? The rat's balls are his fucking problem- I'm worried about my own right now. Let him get a therapist- you have universal healthcare over there. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? Cover my asshole, first thing. And at the very least I'd sit down, quickly. It's quite clear that balls have occupied a lot of your thoughts!
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Wegh? Can't say I have, but I try to fondle them on occasion. Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? It must be you. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? Run screaming.
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? Nope...How does one do this? Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? I never noticed them....never took time to think about. If you saw a rat now, what would you do? If it is my home, then exterminate it, but if it is in the wild then ignore it! The song this post reminds me of......"Big Balls" By ACDC!!
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Have you ever tried to weigh your balls or someone else's balls? I am always up for a challenge spunky Have you ever noticed the size of a rat’s balls, or is it just me? have not looked at any rats balls ty If you saw a rat now, what would you do? not looking ty .. hugsssss V [image]
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I think you now have ample evidence to prove that your lover is monogamous since he's met you!
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