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A SEX SCORECARD
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A SEX SCORECARD  A 53 year-old Irish woman, Sandy Nardo, has had sex with 140 men. It’s not the number of men that's surprising; it's the fact that she kept a scorecard for each man she’s had sex with that's surprising. Schooled in a Catholic convent school and employed as a burlesque dancer, Sando Nardo said: "There have been 140 so it would be easy to forget. I wanted to remember them all - even the rubbish ones. I have no regrets of what I have done. Sometimes it was mind blowing sometimes it was mind numbing but they are all experiences that made me the woman I am today. I have travelled the world all my life and I have slept with men from over 30 countries." The self-confessed sex addict gave each man a score according to the following five metrics: "emotional state", "whether a lover or became a lover", "looks", "solvency" and "duration". Originally she had eight metrics but she stopped scoring for humour, dress sense and family. Sandy Nardo also said that "This leopard will never change its spots and why should I?" But she has changed her spots as she now cares for her elderly mother who suffers from dementia. Since then, she’s not had sex with any man! Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? I’ve occasionally listed the women I’ve had sex with and once I even listed them in order of how good I thought they were, but I never scored them. If I was to develop a sex scorecard, my metrics would involve looks, sense of adventure, sense of humour, and intensity of orgasm. Actually I could make my scorecard much simpler and just score whether a woman allows me to have sex with her!  |
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You must be asking me the wrong questions because you are getting "NO's" still!
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Once or twice, usually when getting drunk and swapping lies with friends. Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? I suppose you could call it scoring. Who doesn't evaluate the experience in some way. But it ain't like scoring a baseball game...no hits, no runs, no errors. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? No no no no no no no! The evil corporation I worked for LOVED talking metrics, and whenever the term metrics escaped the lips of some management clown I plugged my ears and sang "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" to myself, in my head, to try to drown it out. Metrics is simply a trendy new corporation-speak word for bullshit. Metrics, parameters, outside the box- all bullshit, bullshit, bullshit! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Mmm  I have not. Some of the early days are too much of a blur Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? Actually I never thought of it. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? The only one I can think of is,,,,,,,,, Would I want a second visit? 
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no score card or metrics for me....just had fun with them! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Why would anyone want to remember the rubbish, mind-numbing ones? Why would you include Solvency in the list? Why would you spell sense "sence"? And why would you include Family?  By the way, your "scorecard" scoring "whether a woman allows me to have with her" is more properly known as a list
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There used to be a blogger here whose blog I watched and she had a spreadsheet detailing all her lovers....so I did one up for fun too.....but just the names and rough duration of length of time we were an item. I wouldn't bother scoring them....I can well remember whether they were good or "nah I wouldn't bother my arse again!"  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I do that too - highlighting one memorable event with each one (usually end up having a wank, which always sends me off to sleep). Unfortunately "memorable" doesn't always mean "good" 
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My only metrics are that of my verses, some of them to be found in my blog. This is the only way I will scribble about my partners, all of them unique, yet divided in two categories, who I wrote upon and who I didn't.
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One of our members accidentally saw a sex score card that a rare bedroom partner of theirs had secretly filled out on them...disappointingly they saw more zeros than a British Eurovision Song Contest entry... Regards The_Committee....and Well done on the Monica Belluci photograph!!!!...much appreciated sir!
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Nope. I remember good ones without a list, and try to forget bad ones as soon as I can. Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? No, I haven't. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? There are only two important categories: good and bad, and that's what I use. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? no way can't remember Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? nope everyone is different What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? he is still with me after all these years.. must be doing something right! hugssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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You must be asking me the wrong questions because you are getting "NO's" still!
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Have you ever listed all the people you've had sex with? no Have you ever scored the people you've had sex with? not on paper What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? no metric exists that can be applied to sexual bliss ... partners, well, I don't know how to measure... well, I guess I... oh there isn't that much to, the sample is so very small... physical contact, hugging is good thing, best thing of all really, lots of physical contact... not being in a hurry... not a wham bam thank you ma'am experience... oh I don't know...
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Len always scores high!
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Once or twice, usually when getting drunk and swapping lies with friends. Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? I suppose you could call it scoring. Who doesn't evaluate the experience in some way. But it ain't like scoring a baseball game...no hits, no runs, no errors. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? No no no no no no no! The evil corporation I worked for LOVED talking metrics, and whenever the term metrics escaped the lips of some management clown I plugged my ears and sang "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" to myself, in my head, to try to drown it out. Metrics is simply a trendy new corporation-speak word for bullshit. Metrics, parameters, outside the box- all bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Mmm I have not. Some of the early days are too much of a blurHave you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? Actually I never thought of it. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? The only one I can think of is,,,,,,,,, Would I want a second visit?
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no score card or metrics for me....just had fun with them!
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Why would anyone want to remember the rubbish, mind-numbing ones? Why would you include Solvency in the list? Why would you spell sense "sence"? And why would you include Family? By the way, your "scorecard" scoring "whether a woman allows me to have with her" is more properly known as a list
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That's a top score except for availability. Here's an available cock for you! [image]
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There used to be a blogger here whose blog I watched and she had a spreadsheet detailing all her lovers....so I did one up for fun too.....but just the names and rough duration of length of time we were an item. I wouldn't bother scoring them....I can well remember whether they were good or "nah I wouldn't bother my arse again!"
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I'm trying to wean myself off lists, so much so that it's top of my to-do list!
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My only metrics are that of my verses, some of them to be found in my blog. This is the only way I will scribble about my partners, all of them unique, yet divided in two categories, who I wrote upon and who I didn't. As Oscar Wilde said, "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
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One of our members accidentally saw a sex score card that a rare bedroom partner of theirs had secretly filled out on them...disappointingly they saw more zeros than a British Eurovision Song Contest entry... Regards The_Committee....and Well done on the Monica Belluci photograph!!!!...much appreciated sir!
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? Nope. I remember good ones without a list, and try to forget bad ones as soon as I can. Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? No, I haven't. What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? There are only two important categories: good and bad, and that's what I use.
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Have you ever listed all the people you’ve had sex with? no way can't remember Have you ever scored the people you’ve had sex with? nope everyone is different What metrics would you use to score your sexual partners? he is still with me after all these years.. must be doing something right! hugssssssss V
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