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WORLD'S DEADLIEST SPIDER ON THE LOOSE
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WORLD'S DEADLIEST SPIDER ON THE LOOSE Brazilian wandering spider:  "WORLD’S DEADLIEST SPIDER ON THE LOOSE" was yesterday’s headline in The Sun newspaper. A Brazilian wandering spider nest was seen by a Nuneaton family in a bunch of bananas bought from an Aldi supermarket in Hinckley. The police evacuated the family from their home and forced the supermarket to close its doors while checks were conducted. The Brazilian wandering spider, fond of hiding in bananas, is the most venomous spider in the world. Venom from the spider can kill a human in just two hours. The spider's venom can also give a man a four-hour erection. The spider is so brazen it can’t even be bothered to make a web; it just kills its prey on the loose! And I'm so brazen that I'm ready to consume a vial of its venom for a marathon sex session! The most poisonous spider in America is the black widow spider; its venom is 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake's venom. In Australia, the most venomous spider is the Sydney funnel-web spider; its fangs can pierce human nails. And in Britain, the most poisonous spider in Britain is the false widow spider, though no one has ever been recorded to have died from its venom. Here are nine bits of spider trivia: 1. It’s estimated that there are more then 170,000 species of spiders in the world, but only 27 species are known to have a bite that can kill a human. 2. Spiders liquidise their prey before they eat it by a process of external digestion. Spiders cannot eat solids; they use their teeth to tear their prey apart and then release digestive juices to turn their prey into a delicious 'smoothie' to digest. 3. Katie Melua, who knows there are nine million bicycles in Beijing, had to have her ear vacuum-cleaned when a jumping spider found its way in her ear, probably via her headphones! 4. Aquatic spiders can walk on and even breathe under water. Pescatarian, or fish-eating spiders, prey on fish. 5. Daddy longlegs spiders are the ninja warriors of the insect world. Their long legs allow them to attack and wrap up prey at a safe distance. Daddy longlegs are cannibals as they eat other spiders. 6. Female spiders often eat the male spider during and after sex. 7. Male spiders don’t have penises; they mate with the appendages, called pedipalps, on their face. Male spiders syringe sperm into female spiders, who can store sperm for up to two years. 8. The Goliath birdeater tarantula of South America is probably the biggest spider in the world; it catches and eats birds and mice. 9. Spider ladders can be purchased to allow spiders trapped in a bath to climb out without human assistance. Are you sacred of spiders? What’s your favourite spider? If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? I like spiders, though that’s easy for me to say living in a country with no native deadly spiders! I never kill spiders and always rescue spiders from my bath. Spiders have attitude! I think spiders are cute, especially money spiders. Jumping spiders and crab spiders look cute too. I’ve never had sex with a spider though! Black widow spider:  Sydney funnel-web spider:  False widow spider:  Jumping spider:  A pescatarian spider:  Daddy longlegs spider:  Goliath birdeater tarantula spider:  money spider:  Crab spider:  |
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Are you sacred of spiders? No. What’s your favourite spider? That's a tough one, but I love finding common garden spiders and their webs. If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Hand it a towel? [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Are you sacred of spiders? Yes! What’s your favourite spider? Dead and deader  If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Kill it and flush it
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No I'm not afraid of spiders....There is a large spider living in my shed and I think he's afraid of me because whenever I go in I see him scurrying to the farthest corner.  I don't have a favourite. In my bath....he gets washed away!!! Down the plughole.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Are you sacred of spiders? Not really but they sure can bit you big time What’s your favourite spider? Black widow If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? get rid of it pretty fast.. Wash him away hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I just had to listen to "The Black Widow" by Alice cooper.  The extended version with the long intro.I'm not afraid of spiders, although I've had several bad bites with one leading to hospitalization. Those were brown recluse. There are many varieties, but all the bites are extremely painful. I like pretty, colorful spiders that I only see pictures of because they don't live around here! Daddy long-legs are interesting. Highly venomous, but their fangs aren't long enough to pierce human skin. - Also, because of something to do with their body segmentation, they are not technically "spiders"; although they are still arachnids.  A spider in my bath? .. It's on it's own. I will give it a chance to escape, but I will wash it down the drain if it bothers me. -- There are too many spiders in my apartment already. lol
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spiders help us with the vermin issues! They eat insects! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Are you sacred of spiders? Nope. What’s your favourite spider? Dead one. If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Down the drain it goes. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Are you sacred of spiders? "YES"!!!  What’s your favourite spider? "DEAD"!!! If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? "KILL & FLUSH"!!! When we were on the coast visiting grandkids couple months back, there was a gigantic "wolf spider" on here rumpus room floor! We have a large variety of spiders around here...even black widows!  [image]
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I have killed a tarantula in Brazil with a shoe, bam. I dislike spiders when they bite. If it's a girl disguised in Spiderwoman sucking gently, I may not smash her, though. If she bites, wham, bam, thank you m'am !!!
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Spiders, I have found, enjoy my swimming pool. They like to take their babies for a swim on a sunny afternoon. We have come to an agreement. The spiders can hold swim class from 8am to 11am. If I see them in or around the pool after 11am, they must die. If I see one in my bath, it must die. Actually, if I see a spider, well, it must die.
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1. Not particularly. 2. Tarantulas. 3. Wash it away - they always survive.
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Are you sacred of spiders? No. What’s your favourite spider? That's a tough one, but I love finding common garden spiders and their webs. If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Hand it a towel? [image] 
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Are you sacred of spiders? Yes! What’s your favourite spider? Dead and deader If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Kill it and flush it
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Are you sacred of spiders? not really, not a fan either What’s your favourite spider? a dead one If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? I'd rather not say This is a very large British house spider, at the chapel house in Bow Street, Ceredigion, August 16, 2012. It got away, making for a very uneasy night's sleep for the occupants of the house. I was not there at the time and no harm came to this spider. [image]
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I won't post any more spider photos given that you are scared of them. But money spiders are very tiny and very cute!
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No I'm not afraid of spiders....There is a large spider living in my shed and I think he's afraid of me because whenever I go in I see him scurrying to the farthest corner. I don't have a favourite. In my bath....he gets washed away!!! Down the plughole.
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Are you sacred of spiders? Not really but they sure can bit you big time What’s your favourite spider? Black widow If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? get rid of it pretty fast.. Wash him away hugsssssssssss V
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Charlotte looks more scary than a real spider! [image]
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I just had to listen to "The Black Widow" by Alice cooper. The extended version with the long intro.I'm not afraid of spiders, although I've had several bad bites with one leading to hospitalization. Those were brown recluse. There are many varieties, but all the bites are extremely painful. I like pretty, colorful spiders that I only see pictures of because they don't live around here! Daddy long-legs are interesting. Highly venomous, but their fangs aren't long enough to pierce human skin. - Also, because of something to do with their body segmentation, they are not technically "spiders"; although they are still arachnids. A spider in my bath? .. It's on it's own. I will give it a chance to escape, but I will wash it down the drain if it bothers me. -- There are too many spiders in my apartment already. lol
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I bet you have lots of big and poisonous spiders where you live!
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spiders help us with the vermin issues! They eat insects!
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Are you sacred of spiders? Nope. What’s your favourite spider? Dead one. If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? Down the drain it goes.
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Are you sacred of spiders? "YES"!!! What’s your favourite spider? "DEAD"!!! If you find a spider in your bath, what do you do? "KILL & FLUSH"!!! When we were on the coast visiting grandkids couple months back, there was a gigantic "wolf spider" on here rumpus room floor! We have a large variety of spiders around here...even black widows! [image]
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I have killed a tarantula in Brazil with a shoe, bam. I dislike spiders when they bite. If it's a girl disguised in Spiderwoman sucking gently, I may not smash her, though. If she bites, wham, bam, thank you m'am !!!
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Spiders, I have found, enjoy my swimming pool. They like to take their babies for a swim on a sunny afternoon. We have come to an agreement. The spiders can hold swim class from 8am to 11am. If I see them in or around the pool after 11am, they must die. If I see one in my bath, it must die. Actually, if I see a spider, well, it must die.
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