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A POT BELLY
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A POT BELLY   My girlfriend has just accused me of having a pot belly. I denied this scurrilous allegation outright, while also denying I was pregnant! The problem is that shirts are just made much smaller nowadays! She said I used to fit in the shirts. I then accused of her deliberately feeding me up so I’m not attractive to other women, thus eliminating any competition! And what’s wrong being a pot-bellied pig? Here’s my quite convincing case for pigs, not least because there's six points to my case without even mentioning bacon! Pigs are the most intelligent farm animal. They make great pets and they’re very clean. Boars have a corkscrew cock, which must give amazing orgasms – surely it’s no coincidence that many dildos are corkscrew-shaped! Boars have big balls, which must mean lots of spunk! A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes, far above the average time for humans! A pot belly means you have enough money to get fat and therefore you are more eligible! And finally, pot-bellied pigs are just very cute! Do you like pigs? What’s your view on a pot belly? Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure?    |
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Do you like pigs? They are essential for bacon What’s your view on a pot belly? I don't know what you are talking about!   Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure. Not sure, but I will stick with the standard issue 
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I am rather fond of bacon so I do appreciate the need for pigs. Pot bellies.....nah....not so good.  Not sure about a corkscrew cock at all....bit weird I think...mind you any cock at all would be a miracle just now. ~~Anais Nin~~
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Do you like pigs? they are cute when they are little.. What’s your view on a pot belly? So far most guys older have one. You what they say if you rub one it might just bring you luck! Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure? I am sure a corkscrew cock would get in there some way.. Might even give lots of pleasure. Never really had one to try! hugsssssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Do you like pigs? Only on my plate. Pigs have never been my favorite farm animal. Those fuckers can be treacherous. What’s your view on a pot belly? About ninety degrees straight down. Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure? Only a really long one. You could in theory enter her mouth, screw down though the alimentary canal, exit the anus, and have enough left to slip on a condom before penetrating the vagina, thus achieving triple penetration with one helical hard-on. The so-called miracle of the double helix would I think pale in comparison to a penile permutation like this. Anyone packing a putz of this particular persuasion would perforce pre-empt punters with paltry pencil perfect pork pokers. He'd be a popular guy. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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i too have a pot belly...lol! I am working on it...and hopefully it will be small pooch! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!  I like the fuel tank answer! 
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Do you like pigs? They are essential for bacon What’s your view on a pot belly? I don't know what you are talking about! Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure. Not sure, but I will stick with the standard issue
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I am rather fond of bacon so I do appreciate the need for pigs. Pot bellies.....nah....not so good. Not sure about a corkscrew cock at all....bit weird I think...mind you any cock at all would be a miracle just now.
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The last two are so cute, I want one Thanks for stopping by.
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I adore the farmyard animal, human gluttons or the badged variety, I tend to avoid like the plague. A potbelly stove on a cold night is a wonderful thing. A potbelly on a man prevents him from having any sexual hope with me, regardless of any argument in defence of his "condition"... "When is the blessed event?" Corkscrew cocks do not strike me as a good design for bringing me pleasure, probably because I'm not a pig.
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Those pot-bellied pigs don't grow that big. They'd make great pets!
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Do you like pigs? they are cute when they are little.. What’s your view on a pot belly? So far most guys older have one. You what they say if you rub one it might just bring you luck! Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure? I am sure a corkscrew cock would get in there some way.. Might even give lots of pleasure. Never really had one to try! hugsssssssssssssss V
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Do you like pigs? Only on my plate. Pigs have never been my favorite farm animal. Those fuckers can be treacherous. What’s your view on a pot belly? About ninety degrees straight down. Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure? Only a really long one. You could in theory enter her mouth, screw down though the alimentary canal, exit the anus, and have enough left to slip on a condom before penetrating the vagina, thus achieving triple penetration with one helical hard-on. The so-called miracle of the double helix would I think pale in comparison to a penile permutation like this. Anyone packing a putz of this particular persuasion would perforce pre-empt punters with paltry pencil perfect pork pokers. He'd be a popular guy. Your description almosts makes me want a corkscrew cock!I would love to hear the treachery bestowed on you by pigs. My mind is boggling!
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Oh you must be a happy man. I think it is a good sign, but you may wish to work on it, try to stay in those same trousers and don't buy a size bigger. Your creme eggs are stopped mister. Do you like pigs? I do, I do, I do, they are so smart. In Borth there were some on the farm down the lane. The'd run down the hill to us when we were passing by. What’s your view on a pot belly? Belly fat increases as testosterone decreases, don't get me started on that subject. I am attracted to a man's wit and his face first, size is unimportant to me, I've told you already. Do you think a corkscrew cock would be the ultimate in giving penetrative pleasure? Might just pop my cork for a try... um, or not. "So let me get right to the point. I don't pop my cork for every guy I see!"
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.....a corkscrew cock......it would easier to open wine bottles in bed.....a 30 minute orgasm.......could you imagine trying to fake that...? blue Opening a bottle of wine with a corkscrew cock would be a great party piece. It's a sure-fire winner to win a woman's heart!
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i too have a pot belly...lol! I am working on it...and hopefully it will be small pooch!
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A corkscrew cock gangbang sounds fun!
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Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! I like the fuel tank answer!
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As the saying goes, if you don't try a corkscrew cock, you'll never know!
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Corkscrews are best left for the wine. I'm now opening a bottle of wine with my cock but no one wants a glass of wine!
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Eating a pet is not good. It's one reason why I don't eat pork (though I do eat bacon) because my Dad kept pigs which became our roast pork dinner! My Mum had to say it was roast lamb for me to eat it. I always fell for that trick!
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I like the term coffee belly, sounds so much better!
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You can be my waiter anytime Spunky.. I think you might make a good one too hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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You can be my waiter anytime Spunky.. I think you might make a good one too hugssssssssssss V
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