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BAD TASTE SKYDIVING
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BAD TASTE SKYDIVING  Above is Georgina Harwood celebrating her 100th birthday with a skydive. Fantastic! Today was a brilliant day for me. Not only was it a holiday but there was an episode of Columbo shown on television, which featured Johnny Cash in a murder involving a parachute. Classic daytime television! I’ve never parachuted or skydived. I like to think I would parachute or skydive but a little voice is telling me that I’d back out at the final moment. Much as I’m scared of flying, disembarking a plane in that manner is even scarier! Do you like flying? Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? Below are two very bad taste jokes. So, if easily offended, please click off or look away now! Please! Q. Have you ever been skydiving? A. No, I've never flown German Wings! Knock, Knock. [silence for 30 minutes] source: Flight 4U 9525’s black box My sort-of apologies, but there aren't many jokes around which don’t involve a victim!    |
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Wind that fast against my intimate bits would be uncomfortable, at minimum... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Do you like flying? I do, although I must admit, as necessary it is, I detest the security routine now Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? No way, I did 30 years in our Air Force and never felt the need to jump out of a properly functioning airplane  Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? I kind of doubt it, frankly, I am amazed I made it this far
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I haved jumped out moving airplanes. ..scary fun. If I do live to be 100 years old then I want live; feel; love and be active... not in vegitative state ! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I don't mind flying at all but the only reason I would ever jump out of a plane would be to save my life. I see no reason why I shouldn't live to be 100....a lot of my family lived to their nineties and some to over a hundred.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Q. Have you ever been skydiving? once and it wasn't my choice.. I had to do it for the Military in part of our training.. Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? Who knows.. if I stay fit I might just do it . hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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if those pussy lips were just a bit bigger, and she flapped them any harder, she wouldn't need the damned parachute! I don't think she looks a thing like "The Flying Nun" but she IS about to be blessed by a priest in the gif. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Do you like flying? Yes, but i'm almost sixty four and my arms get SO tired! Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Never! They'd have to tie me up and eject me. Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? If I don't jump out of perfectly functioning airplanes, maybe. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Do you like flying? No, but I flew out last Saturday and just flew home last night. I have a fear of heights but am doing my best to overcome that fear! Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Not even if you offered me $1million dollars! Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred?  
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Wind that fast against my intimate bits would be uncomfortable, at minimum... 
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my friend this is easy.......I want to live forever......I have done over a hundred jumps..it never gets old.... blue
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Do you like flying? I do, although I must admit, as necessary it is, I detest the security routine now Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? No way, I did 30 years in our Air Force and never felt the need to jump out of a properly functioning airplane Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? I kind of doubt it, frankly, I am amazed I made it this far
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I haved jumped out moving airplanes. ..scary fun. If I do live to be 100 years old then I want live; feel; love and be active... not in vegitative state !
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Flying isn't my favourite thing but I can cope with it... After an hour, I tend to get cabin fever... I have never been skydiving or done a parachute jump and I'm not sure what madness would ever possess me to. I don't hope to live beyond 70... I don't think I will have the quality of life to make getting beyond that age worthwhile and not being able to reproduce the species and having no known nephews or nieces, I don't have decendants to watch in their achievements to watch to make hearing the sound of my arteries hardening more bearable.
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I don't mind flying at all but the only reason I would ever jump out of a plane would be to save my life. I see no reason why I shouldn't live to be 100....a lot of my family lived to their nineties and some to over a hundred.
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Columbo is the best detective ever. If I ever get murdered, i want him on my case. He always gets his man! [image]
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Q. Have you ever been skydiving? once and it wasn't my choice.. I had to do it for the Military in part of our training.. Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? Who knows.. if I stay fit I might just do it . hugsssssssssssss V I very much hope you live to a hundred, and I hope you're still blogging!
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Shame on Hugh! Q: What do you call when you're sick of being in the airport? A: Terminal illness. Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A: a flying sorcerer. Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? A: Pilot error. He didn't pull out in time. Q: What do you call a flying primate? A: A hot air baboon! If you masturbate on a plane do they charge you with "hi-jacking"? Do you like flying? No, but I must. Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Oh hell no. Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? I am here for a good time, not a long time. Oh, well, at least I am here, and I hope the heck it isn't 'til one hundred. Consider the following conundrum: Do you think pilots, in particular, or anyone with a job where human lives are placed into their hands, should be barred from such work, if they've ever had depression or been treated for depression? If they did risk losing their job, by seeking treatment or by such an admission, wouldn't that be worse, as more depressed people may continue working and risking the lives of others? We've had the discussion at home, there is no right answer and we have different opinions.
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I can only think that the gif of the woman with flapping pussy lips is real! I'm not a good flyer (never mind jumping from a plane), so I'm very happy to stay on the ground to make sure everyone lands safely!
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if those pussy lips were just a bit bigger, and she flapped them any harder, she wouldn't need the damned parachute! I don't think she looks a thing like "The Flying Nun" but she IS about to be blessed by a priest in the gif. Women have all the advantages even when skydiving!
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Do you like flying? Yes, but i'm almost sixty four and my arms get SO tired! Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Never! They'd have to tie me up and eject me. Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred? If I don't jump out of perfectly functioning airplanes, maybe. If evolution led to perfection, we'd be able to fly and live underwater or perhaps we're getting there!
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I'd only skydive if the plane was on fire!
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Flying in itself is not great - it's the perceived loss of control - but where you can fly to is great. Come fly to Nottingham; I'll buy you a beer!
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I don't like flying but I'll do it to get where I want to go. Just don't give me the window seat or a seat next to someone raving about the views from the window!
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Do you like flying? No, but I flew out last Saturday and just flew home last night. I have a fear of heights but am doing my best to overcome that fear! Have you ever been skydiving or done a parachute jump? Not even if you offered me $1million dollars! Do you think you’ll live to be a hundred?
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I'm guessing no one will be able to hear her fanny farts up there in the sky unless they're supersonic farts causing a bang!
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