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SPURTS AND SQUIRTS  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
3/22/2015 5:57 am
SPURTS AND SQUIRTS



This is my debut offering to the sixth virtual symposium, Odd Then, Fantastic Now Is The Topic For The Sixth Virtual Symposium, organised by [blog humorguaranteed]. For a list of participating bloggers in this symposium, please go to Participants List For The Sixth Virtual Symposium Odd Then, Fantastic Now.

The theme of this month’s virtual symposium is 'odd then, fantastic now'. A few days ago I decided to post on squirting and compiled my post.

Then yesterday my good blogging friend [blog kathynj] posted her symposium post on squirting, [post 3603414]. She encouraged me to still post on squirting from a man’s perspective. After all, I am a man, aren’t I?!

I had not encountered women who squirted when having sex until my mid-30s. Until then, I thought women were just getting very wet due to my prowess as a lover!

Then I met a woman who got very, very wet whenever we had sex. So wet, that she insisted on lying on a towel while we had sex. I thought this was quite odd and that she was really urinating. I must admit that it put me off having sex with her but my cock still continued to have sex with her!

A few years later, I met another woman who got even wetter when we had sex a few times. My bedding got sodden and, in my ignorance, I was sure she was pissing herself without due disregard to my property!

I then asked a few female friends about squirting and did some research, okay visited Wikipedia!

I found that squirting is not urinating though there may be traces of urine in the squirt, but there are probably traces of urine in my spunk when I cum.

Now assured that it’s not urinating, I now find women who squirt when we have sex a fantastic experience. My girlfriend regularly squirts and I love it!

Now, a wiser man, I think 'fuck the mess', both metaphorically and literally; if I'm spurting in her, she can squirt on me!

What is your view on squirting?
Do you or your partner regularly squirt?


As mentioned, this is my first contribution to the virtual symposia. I hesitated to contribute because it took me a while to realise it was going on, I initially and wrongly assumed it was purely an intellectual exercise and, in a quite drunken moment, I thought it was a bit cult-like and that I’d be asked to don an orange jumpsuit!







pal334 69M  
45821 posts
3/22/2015 6:30 am

What is your view on squirting?It is a fabulous part of pleasing her. After being "introduced to it many years ago, I know it is something special. I seldom pay attention to the nay sayers on this subject

Do you or your partner regularly squirt? I have several FWBs that routinely squirt. One I actually tease and call her a "projectile squirter". On her first squirt, she can routinely hit the mirror at the foot of the bed,,, maybe 5-6 feet. The only caution, if your partner is a squirter, help her to stay hydrated with water. The ones I know can do it via intercourse, oral or masturbation. Can be quite a party


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hugeblackmanding 39M

3/22/2015 6:58 am

My first time having a girl squirt was really embarrassing for us both as we though she had wet my bed But kept having great sex afterwards and the romance become really intense and affectionate.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
3/22/2015 7:44 am

No squirters here!


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
3/22/2015 8:48 am

Posted my thoughts on this on _Lady_X_'s blog ([post 3602230]), but didn't realize you were among those stirring the pot... well done! Had some interesting -- smart -- takes on the optic...

And... thank you for joining the virtual symposium! May new legions of naysaysers and amen-ites find your blog!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


petitandnaughty 113F
9755 posts
3/22/2015 9:56 am

Great post! Apparently, there's a heated debate going on regarding this subject. Nice to see that this post isn't influenced by porn industry.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
3/22/2015 10:47 am

What is your view on squirting?
I'll believe it when I see it.

Do you or your partner regularly squirt?
I do, my wife does not.

Don't tell me I'm the only son-of-a-bitch wearing that stupid orange jump suit!
[blog humorguaranteed] told me I had to! I suppose these orange four inch stilettos aren't regulation either? What a joker! I'll be back after I wipe off this makeup!

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
3/22/2015 12:12 pm

I have only squirted once....and it wasn't much. It was a strange feeling and in fact the whole night had been a very moving sexual experience.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
3/22/2015 5:43 pm

Thank you for one of your sentences-I found that squirting is not urinating though there may be races of urine in the squirt, but there are probably traces of urine in my spunk when I cum.

For when men just get icked out by the fact that there can be traces of urine in the liquid being squirted out of a female, they rarely think about the fact that there is in fact, traces of urine in their ejaculate when they get a blow job.

We need to accept the fact that we have an odd anatomical feature in that our sex hole is very close to our urine hole. Oh well, digest that. Ha!
Great take,
Kk

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SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 posts
3/22/2015 7:09 pm

Great post, even if I don't squirt

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demonicsexkitten 48F
10694 posts
3/22/2015 11:43 pm

I discovered about 5 years ago that I squirt during missionary position sometimes, and about 4 months ago I bought a clitoral stimulation toy that makes me squirt... but because it wasn't the "porn star" kind I wasn't sure if what I thought was happening was what was happening or if it was something else. It's shocking, and amazing, any time it happens. I'm more of an "oozer" though.

As my bf at the time said "Does it feel good? Then stop trying to analyze it and just enjoy it!!"


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
3/23/2015 2:53 am

I had a 'strange' experience in my late teens when -I now know- I must have been squirting. Compounded with the fact that I was lying fully dressed on the grass of an urban park just heavy petting with my bf, well, it was a very very odd moment.
I guess I could try to replicate the phenomenon today; I haven't tried though.


Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
3/23/2015 5:09 am

Just like you, I only discovered the phenomenon after a loooong sexlife time,
thinking the women I was with were only more or less wet, some heavily.
It's been only six years ago that I realized something was clearly different
during a date with a couple - and my tummy suddenly flooded had nothing
connected to clit or G-spot. It was a mix of the cock of her beloved in her mouth,
me in what shows your video and a sudden very rude sentence I said (I'm a poet )
A little bit later, a girlfriend was somehow litterally peeing (yet not at all it,
I've tasted and am a gourmet ) through a fantasy of her, rolling my prostate
with her fingers through my scrotum). Squirtings at my début have been ... cerebral !

in fact, after helping women discover it (I can't speak on their behalf for what they feel),
picking up informations, including your post, I'm still only ... puzzled.

My half-of-apple does squirt on a regular basis, mainly while wanking.
She does want a towel not to ruin the bedding though it happened once
while we were masturbating face to ... eeerr ... not face (posture known
as "the faithful divorce"). I've been showered, the spurt was two yards long
and three pints at least in volume. Amazing ! ... and a huge laugh !


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
3/24/2015 6:27 pm

There noting like it... it's like a thank you for a job well done.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:16 am

    Quoting kathynj:
    Well done my friend and welcome to the cult. The regulation undergarments are in the post, wear them when you write and especially when you post for the symposium. I'll stop by to show you the secret handshake a little later.

    What is your view on squirting? It first happened soon after I became sexually active and with intercourse, which is now unavailable to me, however it did occur with another activity recently with my partner, that was even more embarrassing to me and had me apologizing, but he really didn't seem to mind. I am sure I am quite sweet in some ways.

    Do you or your partner regularly squirt? Well I suppose we each have our own squirt don't we.

    Welcome again my friend. Thank you for posting on the topic and not abandoning it.

    Love, Kathleen xo
Your undergarments have arrived and I'm wearing them with pride!
My partner regularly gets very wet when we have sex. I don't squirt; I spurt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:17 am

    Quoting kathynj:
    Oh and thanks for pimping my post Love.

    On squirting, it is so taboo, that even women didn't talk about it. It was not covered in the coming of age information we receive and it was not covered in the human sexuality class I took in college. So when it happens the first time, it is really very shocking. It often puts a damper on things and no one wants to be a wet blanket or wants to sleep with one.
It's an honour to pimp you!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:27 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What is your view on squirting?It is a fabulous part of pleasing her. After being "introduced to it many years ago, I know it is something special. I seldom pay attention to the nay sayers on this subject

    Do you or your partner regularly squirt? I have several FWBs that routinely squirt. One I actually tease and call her a "projectile squirter". On her first squirt, she can routinely hit the mirror at the foot of the bed,,, maybe 5-6 feet. The only caution, if your partner is a squirter, help her to stay hydrated with water. The ones I know can do it via intercourse, oral or masturbation. Can be quite a party

    [image]
5-6 feet, that's quite a projectile squirt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:28 am

    Quoting hugeblackmanding:
    My first time having a girl squirt was really embarrassing for us both as we though she had wet my bed But kept having great sex afterwards and the romance become really intense and affectionate.
Your first experiences of squirting was the same as my first experiences. Now I just take squirting in my stride!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:29 am

Not even a water pistol?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:30 am

    Quoting  :

I can't squirt; I only spurt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:31 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    Posted my thoughts on this on _Lady_X_'s blog ([post 3602230]), but didn't realize you were among those stirring the pot... well done! Had some interesting -- smart -- takes on the optic...

    And... thank you for joining the virtual symposium! May new legions of naysaysers and amen-ites find your blog!
Squirting does seem to divide opinion. More research is needed!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:31 am

    Quoting  :

I now take squirting as a compliment!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:32 am

    Quoting petitandnaughty:
    Great post! Apparently, there's a heated debate going on regarding this subject. Nice to see that this post isn't influenced by porn industry.
The squirting debate is quite heated; clearly more research needs to be done!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:34 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    What is your view on squirting?
    I'll believe it when I see it.

    Do you or your partner regularly squirt?
    I do, my wife does not.

    Don't tell me I'm the only son-of-a-bitch wearing that stupid orange jump suit!
    [blog humorguaranteed] told me I had to! I suppose these orange four inch stilettos aren't regulation either? What a joker! I'll be back after I wipe off this makeup!
It seems that there's at least two sons-of-a-bitch wearing orange jumpsuits!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:35 am

    Quoting  :

A rubber sheet is a very sensible addition to the bed linen set!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
3/25/2015 3:36 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I have only squirted once....and it wasn't much. It was a strange feeling and in fact the whole night had been a very moving sexual experience.
That sounds quite a night you had there!


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