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SLOTHS DO QUICKIE SEX
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SLOTHS DO QUICKIE SEX   Sloths are the slowest-moving mammals on the planet; they can be found in the jungles of Central and South America. Each day a sloth may only move a few feet; they often sleep or rest for 20 hours each day. Sloths only descend a tree to defecate once a week; this is the time when they are most vulnerable to predators. Though sloths are slow, they are very quick when they have sex. Scientists observing the slow-moving sloth have found that sex between sloths, in the words of Mark Rosenthal, was "upside down" and "didn’t take long". Two slow-moving sloths manage to have sex quicker than two fast-moving cheetahs making out! When having sex, I like quickies and slowies - a lot depends on mood and circumstances. My quickest quickie was a few minutes, and my slowest slowie was a few hours. I do like quickies, perhaps better than slowies! They make the most of time; and they get to the point! Slowies are also good if you have the time! Do you like quickies? What has been your quickest quickie? And what has been your slowest slowie?  |
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I prefer slowies. As I got older my quickies became slowies...
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Do you like quickies? Sure...what's not to like? What has been your quickest quickie? I'm not sure how long it took. One Saturday morning my wife was headed out the door to go to work. She closed the door, put down her briefcase and said "How fast can you fuck me?" We didn't time it but I did my best and she wasn't late to work! And what has been your slowest slowie? Probably when I was a young man...but my wife and I spent six hours at it in a motel when we first met. We didn't stop for lunch...couple of pee breaks, but other than that we were working the whole time.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Do you like quickies? I do, is such a delightful mix in with the special one (s) What has been your quickest quickie? Not sure, but was in the kitchen, the coffee was still hot And what has been your slowest slowie? Most of a day, we did not allow each other to cum. Lots of play but no cum until evening
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I like sex...so I'll take a quickie! I have never timed my sex so I don't know the quickest or slowest!
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Yes I like quickies....the quickest maybe just a couple of minutes. Slowies are divine when you are in the right mood....the longest was fantastic....9 hours in bed....just enjoying each other.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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As long as I orgasm, it is all good!
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Do you like quickies? Have them all the time! What has been your quickest quickie? She jacked me off and I came on her tits! And what has been your slowest slowie? Long sex sessions for me are a slide show of many quickies!
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I prefer slowies. As I got older my quickies became slowies... Thanks for stopping by.
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I tried to do the bdsmtest.org test but it threw me out as soon as I answered the bot question! What were your results? I'll show you mine (well I can't) if you show me your's!
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Sloths are fucking lucky! Thanks for stopping by.
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I love sloths, they have such cute faces... I've been a sloth lately due to a chronic Vitamin B12 deficiency and barely the energy to do the basics. I have most of my experience with quickies because almost nobody can last for more than about 7 minutes when they plug into me, most last less than 3 minutes. I have had the rare slowie, probably the longest lasting 5 hours. You need to look after yourself. 
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I quite like quickies more than slowies! Does that make me a man?!
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Do you like quickies? Sure...what's not to like? What has been your quickest quickie? I'm not sure how long it took. One Saturday morning my wife was headed out the door to go to work. She closed the door, put down her briefcase and said "How fast can you fuck me?" We didn't time it but I did my best and she wasn't late to work! And what has been your slowest slowie? Probably when I was a young man...but my wife and I spent six hours at it in a motel when we first met. We didn't stop for lunch...couple of pee breaks, but other than that we were working the whole time.
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Do you like quickies? I do, is such a delightful mix in with the special one (s) What has been your quickest quickie? Not sure, but was in the kitchen, the coffee was still hot And what has been your slowest slowie? Most of a day, we did not allow each other to cum. Lots of play but no cum until evening
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I love wam bam with loads of dripping spunk!
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I like sex...so I'll take a quickie! I have never timed my sex so I don't know the quickest or slowest!
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Do you like quickies? Oh I love, love, love quickies, doesn't everyone? What has been your quickest quickie? Quickie Lorraine, with swiss cheese. And what has been your slowest slowie? Several hours to overnight, for sure... Slow Cooker Tapioca Pudding Ingredients 3 1/2 ounces large pearl tapioca, approximately 1/2 cup (soaked over night, real slow like ) 2 cups cold water 2 1/2 cups whole milk 1/2 cup heavy cream 1 egg yolk 1/3 cup sugar 1 lemon, zested Pinch salt Directions Place tapioca in a medium mixing bowl along with the water, cover, and let stand overnight. Drain water from tapioca. Place the tapioca into a slow cooker along with the milk, heavy cream, and salt. Cook on high for 2 hours, stirring occasionally. In a small bowl, whisk together the egg yolk and sugar. Temper small amounts of the tapioca into the egg mixture until you have added at least 1 cup. Then add this back into the remaining tapioca in the slow cooker. Add the lemon zest and stir to combine. Cook for an additional 15 minutes, stirring at least once. Transfer the pudding to a bowl and cover the surface with plastic wrap. Allow to cool at room temperature for 1 hour and then place in the refrigerator until thoroughly chilled. Fast or slow, I like it both ways, hmm? Didn't mean what? Of course he did what other kind of Quickie is there if he didn't mean Quickie Lorraine? Oh! Well that's different. Never mind... [image]
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Yes I like quickies....the quickest maybe just a couple of minutes. Slowies are divine when you are in the right mood....the longest was fantastic....9 hours in bed....just enjoying each other.
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As long as I orgasm, it is all good!
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Blould blou blike blo blee bla blale block?
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I try and my quickies last longer by thinking about a washing machine washing clothes. It soon turns into a slowie!
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I thought you were a virgin or have you now found your virginity?!
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The sloth would me much better having a poo while he's hanging around but I guess they want to bury it and be tidy!
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You really liked my answer, didn't you? Do I surprise you? Or do you think am I just ridiculous? My spunk tastes like tapioca! Do you think I'm being ridiculous?!
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Bli blike blo bloblige! Bloo Bluch Blor Blou?! [image]
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