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ORAL SEX WITH A TWIST
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ORAL SEX WITH A TWIST   Last night, I had a stupid conversation with my girlfriend; admittedly the conversation was started by me. We had to decide whether it was better to have oral sex with a bat or oral sex with a hummingbird. This silly conversation lasted quite a while! My girlfriend thought oral sex with a bat would be better than oral sex with a hummingbird because a bat’s tongue is much softer than a hummingbird’s beak. I thought that oral sex with a hummingbird would be better than oral sex with a bat because a hummingbirds looks nicer than bats. Apart from the fact that it's illegal, I realise - hopefully - that no one wants oral sex with a bat or a hummingbird but, if you had to, I’d be very interested to see where you stand in this great debate! Would you prefer oral sex with a bat or oral sex with a hummingbird? To help you decide, the two photos below may help you choose!   |
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Absolutely neither....I have just become a born again virgin!!!  By the way....might the words "admittedly the conversation was started by me" be an admission that stupid conversations are always started by the man???  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Would you prefer oral sex with a bat or oral sex with a hummingbird? Neither ty hugssssssssssss V Have a great Friday! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I think I'd prefer to just confine it to basic missionary position intercourse. If that goes OK we might do anal. What kind of pervert do you take me for anyway? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Are you running a fever? I think you are delirious! 
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At this point, I would just like to have oral sex...also, who cares who is doing the oral part...most often my eyes are closed.
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I've got a bat outfit all ready for when we meet! 
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Myotis lucifugus cunnilinctus OR Myotis lucifugus fellātus hmm... Archilochus colubris cunnilinctus OR Archilochus colubris fellātus hmm... hmm...hmm...hmm...humpf... tisk, tisk, tisk... I don't know how to tell you this, but... you are a very disturbed man Hugh... hmm... I don't know what to say about this revelation... try and stay calm, sit down, I am sending someone right over to do an intervention... and whatever you do, stay away from the bats and hummingbirds...
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Absolutely neither....I have just become a born again virgin!!! By the way....might the words "admittedly the conversation was started by me" be an admission that stupid conversations are always started by the man??? I'm glad you've found your virginity! 
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Would you prefer oral sex with a bat or oral sex with a hummingbird? Neither ty hugssssssssssss V Have a great Friday!
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I think I'd prefer to just confine it to basic missionary position intercourse. If that goes OK we might do anal. What kind of pervert do you take me for anyway?
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I think a hummingbird too. a gentle peck could be fun!
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I think a hummingbird is far more appealing too. In fact, I'm beginning to fall for the hummingbird!
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Are you running a fever? I think you are delirious!
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This question has me in need of an aspirin and a very quiet lay down... Honestly, the weird shit men think of!
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I have an anteater in mind who may be up to the ask at hand!
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I take that as a vote for the bat for oral sex!
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I'm on the plane to wherever you are!
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A vampire bat may be big enough!
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At this point, I would just like to have oral sex...also, who cares who is doing the oral part...most often my eyes are closed.
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I wouldn't that choice put before me but, if it was, the peck of the hummingbird wins!
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Besides, everybody knows that the very last word on the subject and the mammal best for the task and the best oral sex is: VERMILINGUA MYRMECOPHAGIDAE Myrmecophaga tridactyla cunnilinctus OR VERMILINGUA MYRMECOPHAGIDAE Myrmecophaga tridactyla fellātus It is all tongue and no teeth.  With your pet anteater. you could throw away all your sex toys!
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