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A PECULIAR FETISH
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A PECULIAR FETISH  A fetish is an inanimate object given supernatural powers, or a meaning beyond the object’s physical properties, by people. The term originated when Europeans colonised Africa in the sixteenth century to understand seemingly strange tribal customs and rituals, even though European cultures and religions involved fetishism! Later, in the early twentieth century, the psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud argued that “the fetish is a substitute for the penis … for a particular and quite special penis that had been extremely important in early childhood but had later been lost.” A few years back, I went to a party and the host had toilet paper in her bathrooms that matched her wallpaper, towels and curtains. I found this fetish a little strange and still do now! An English woman, Jade Sylvester who doesn’t live too far from me, has a very peculiar fetish. In her words: "I try to hold off going to the bathroom because I know when I go, I will eat the toilet paper. I usually eat around eight sheets a visit, and sometimes I go to the bathroom just to eat the toilet roll. At first I used to eat just a couple of squares a time, but I kept eating more and more. On average, I eat one complete toilet roll each day. It does fill me up quite a bit, and I keep coming back for more. It can’t be doing my insides any good, but it hasn’t caused me any health problems." Just in case any branded toilet paper manufacturers want to use Jade Sylvester in their adverts, she prefers “the supermarket own brands”! Below is a photograph of a toilet (sorry bathroom/rest room for my American friends) before Jade Sylvester has visited. My Dad sometimes told me I used too much toilet paper when I went to the toilet. But my view was the more toilet paper used, the cleaner my bum was! Why was my father counting the sheets of toilet paper used when I went to the toilet? Surely, that’s a private matter between me and the inanimate toilet! Or, perhaps he had a fetish of a long lost penis! Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? It’s over all the time. My bum is not worth wiping if the toilet paper is served under!  |
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Anyone who coordinates their loo paper, towels and wallpaper has far too much time on their hands. I haven't a clue how much paper I use....enough to do the job I hope!!!  Always an over person!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Wife needs the paper over for some reason!!  I never count sheets when I sheet! What would you do in this situation? [image]
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? More like an obsession than a fetish...but I guess I'm flexible. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? I have no idea. I keep at it til it's clean. To anyone who thought I was using too many sheets I would be happy to present evidence that I'm not. But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? Over! Over and over and over. We have a basketfull of rolls at arms length as well. And I still feel insecure. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish?  I don't know.  Is a camouflage decorating theme weird? On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? Now you are trying to stress me? But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? I am currently a radical on this subject,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't care 
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No shit Sherlock 
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Introducing new DIET Charmin (a US toilet paper brand) ) * - Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? - no just weird. * - On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? - Believe it or not, I've never noticed. * - But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? - Over, but it is no huge deal really. Happy HNW. Fetish Fun, on HNW Quarter Hoarder And Behind Door 2 Subtitled This Girl Knows How To Pull a Crank [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? It is a bit obsessive. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? I do not count...enough to get things tidy. But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? Over! I have often wondered at people who count the sheets. I taught my mini's not to clog the toilet. Use enough to clean yourself but not so much that you have to use a plunger. Wash your hands!
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1. Nope, it's compulsive rather than something one would take pleasure from, which to me defines a fetish? 2. So many variables here - do you use anti-splash paper, double up for wipes, or single sheet only (beware the finger puncturing the paper), post ploppy bowl wiping. Oh, I think a mathematician needs to derive a formula for this conundrum! 3. Definitely overhand, anything else is a crime! As you will imagine, this is a subject very close to my shart! 
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I don't care if the toilet paper roll is up or down....and I don't count how much paper I use.....I think it is a tool to help me do my dooty! Thus, I usually find the most comfortable and strong toilet paper, not the most attractive! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Enough that my finger doesn't poke through....and not so much that the looo can still looie. Hate under but it won't stop me from using it. And I prefer any type of TP that a "bear" is willing to wipe his ass with....Yep! I creatively come up with uncreative things - What the blog was I thinking? CLICK HERE to join the sexy Half Naked Wednesday group (HNW group)...Caution: They get a bit creative!
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Oh....and I think I might have dated the "chick" second from the left....her forehead looks familiar to me? I creatively come up with uncreative things - What the blog was I thinking? CLICK HERE to join the sexy Half Naked Wednesday group (HNW group)...Caution: They get a bit creative!
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? sure are.. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? have not counted them but I do love the soft ones.. But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? over all the time.. caught myself doing this the last time I put the roll back on! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Over, under, sideways, down 
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Anyone who coordinates their loo paper, towels and wallpaper has far too much time on their hands. I haven't a clue how much paper I use....enough to do the job I hope!!! Always an over person!!! 
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Wife needs the paper over for some reason!! I never count sheets when I sheet! What would you do in this situation? [image]
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Her house was immaculate. I'm surprised she allowed a party to be held there!
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Every time I do a post on toilets, peeing and pooing, I lose watchers. Perhaps I should really go for broke and do a post on scat!
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Jade Sylvester might not know it but unless she can fit a nutritious diet in around her toilet paper pica, she could be suffering from malnutrition... Not healthy, not mentally sound. Having toilet paper that matches their decor isn't a fetish, it's a neurosis, a very sad one. I use and average of fifteen sheets to clean up after a number two but it can be as many as twenty. I only ever set my toilet paper to roll "overwards", having the paper rolling "underwards" doesn't make sense and means bashed knuckles when reaching for it as the end of it is resting against the wall. Over is the only way!
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? More like an obsession than a fetish...but I guess I'm flexible. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? I have no idea. I keep at it til it's clean. To anyone who thought I was using too many sheets I would be happy to present evidence that I'm not. But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? Over! Over and over and over. We have a basketfull of rolls at arms length as well. And I still feel insecure. Since my Dad's intervention. I try to use less toilet paper to the point that I now don't bother wiping my bum after a shit. It's natural!
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Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? I don't know. Is a camouflage decorating theme weird?On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? Now you are trying to stress me? But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? I am currently a radical on this subject,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't care
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No shit Sherlock
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A toilet roll over is the only way to have a decent wipe!
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Introducing new DIET Charmin (a US toilet paper brand) )* - Do you think someone who has matching toilet paper to their bathroom décor has a fetish? - no just weird. * - On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use when you go to the toilet? - Believe it or not, I've never noticed. * - But the most important question with toilet paper is, are you an over or under person or don’t you care? - Over, but it is no huge deal really. Happy HNW. Fetish Fun, on HNW Quarter Hoarder And Behind Door 2 Subtitled This Girl Knows How To Pull a Crank [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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I buy white toilet paper too; it's a safe colour despite the contrast when used!
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I'm so OCD, I'll change the toilet roll to over if it's under!
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