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KNOCK KNOCK  The knock-knock joke can be traced back to the 1930s. The joke is a staple of ’s humour. Knock-knock jokes are at worst awful and at best corny, but at least people can easily make up their own knock-knock jokes. Once someone starts telling a knock-knock joke, everyone chips in with their knock-knock jokes. It soon becomes knock-knock overload. Here are five of my favourite knock-knock jokes: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel. Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? To whom! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor big cock. I made the last one up, but it still makes me chuckle! Ivor and Iva are always good at knocking on doors for these jokes. What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? The oddest person to knock on my door was a student at 6 o’clock in the morning. On opening the door, she gave me a recipe for a chili con carne and then duly walked off. Strange! I know you want some more knock-knock jokes! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Let me in! Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary Lee. Mary Lee who? Mary Lee down the stream. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open it!  |
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I love knock-knock jokes. Knock knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica call to ya mother lately? Not the oddest, but the funniest...I fell asleep on the sofa watching TV. I lived way out in the vineyards with few neighbors and I had a huge German Shepherd dog who woke me up barking at the front door, which no one who new me ever used. It was three AM. I opened the door to show her that no one was there and there were two good looking girls standing on the stoop- it scared the shit out of me! Their car had broken down- they needed to use the phone. I let them inside and my dog immediately buried her nose in each crotch and inhaled long and audibly! I debated whether I should follow her lead for what I suppose was an embarrassing length of time.....and then went and got the phone. While I waited through the call I told her "Good dog!" Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I made up a couple of my own: Knock knock Who's there? Panther Panther who? Panther what I wear..what do you wear? Knock knock Who's there? Thunder Thunder who? Thunder the bed if you want it! The strangest was an ex con just released, knocking on my door at at midnight. I didn't awswer it but phoned cops. They came and picked him up and told me I was smart not opening the door! He was dangerous!
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Great jokes but I can't think of any just now!  Maybe not the oddest but certailny the most annoying. Years ago when I used to spend all night dancing and drinking....and spend most of the day in bed....two Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at the door in the afternoon.....when they saw me in my dressing gown they asked if I was ill.....I replied...."No I'm a hooker now feck off and let me get some sleep before I go to work" You should have seen their faces!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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Love this one of yours ... "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Let me in!" ...  ***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !
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ha ha spunky good one for today .. What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? I will have to think about this one.. Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? mail women with a package for someone else.. hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Knock knock. Who's there ? Arlette. Arlette's who ? Arlete's fuck me even in the ass as soon as you open this fucking door !
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What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? One of them is this..... [image] Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? Actually was hilarious. I was on an assignment in Washington DC, staying at a crappy motel. I heard a pounding on the door. I was ready for work, and when I opened the door , I saw a very seedy character there in a threatening pose with a large stick. His eyes got very wide, when he saw me in uniform wearing a side arm. All I saw was asshole and elbows as he left . I almost choked with laughter 
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What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out! Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? hmm, the oddest persons were the Jehovah Witness asking me if I found Jesus. “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I hope you'd give that door ball-knocker one big knock! 
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Iva is always good for knocking on doors!
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I love knock-knock jokes. Knock knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica call to ya mother lately? Not the oddest, but the funniest...I fell asleep on the sofa watching TV. I lived way out in the vineyards with few neighbors and I had a huge German Shepherd dog who woke me up barking at the front door, which no one who new me ever used. It was three AM. I opened the door to show her that no one was there and there were two good looking girls standing on the stoop- it scared the shit out of me! Their car had broken down- they needed to use the phone. I let them inside and my dog immediately buried her nose in each crotch and inhaled long and audibly! I debated whether I should follow her lead for what I suppose was an embarrassing length of time.....and then went and got the phone. While I waited through the call I told her "Good dog!" You've trained your dog very well!
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I made up a couple of my own: Knock knock Who's there? Panther Panther who? Panther what I wear..what do you wear? Knock knock Who's there? Thunder Thunder who? Thunder the bed if you want it! The strangest was an ex con just released, knocking on my door at at midnight. I didn't awswer it but phoned cops. They came and picked him up and told me I was smart not opening the door! He was dangerous!
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Great jokes but I can't think of any just now! Maybe not the oddest but certailny the most annoying. Years ago when I used to spend all night dancing and drinking....and spend most of the day in bed....two Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at the door in the afternoon.....when they saw me in my dressing gown they asked if I was ill.....I replied...."No I'm a hooker now feck off and let me get some sleep before I go to work" You should have seen their faces!!! I bet those two Jehovah's Witnesses never came back!
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Love this one of yours ... "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Let me in!" ... Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? How did you know?
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ha ha spunky good one for today .. What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? I will have to think about this one.. Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? mail women with a package for someone else.. hugsssssssss V
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Knock knock. Who's there ? Arlette. Arlette's who ? Arlete's fuck me even in the ass as soon as you open this fucking door ! That's a good one. Thanks for stopping by.
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The two stag revellers would have looked stunning in your attire!
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What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? Knock-knock? Who goes there? I forgot my underwear! And she said, "cum in but it's the last time I swear!" Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? My girl friend's mother! 
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What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? One of them is this..... [image] Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? Actually was hilarious. I was on an assignment in Washington DC, staying at a crappy motel. I heard a pounding on the door. I was ready for work, and when I opened the door , I saw a very seedy character there in a threatening pose with a large stick. His eyes got very wide, when he saw me in uniform wearing a side arm. All I saw was asshole and elbows as he left . I almost choked with laughter
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OK, working with children, I should have a million of them, it's been four years, I must have blocked it all out of my memory. They are all corny, but I laughed, pretty good medicine doc, it helps. OK, I'll play-- Knock Knock! Who's there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, it's a secret. We heard knocking at the front door, but when we looked out the window on the door, no one was there. We kept hearing knocking, so opened the door and a male turkey was there! He must have seen his reflection. I have a video of a Gobbler making time with a hen, he is all puffed up and his tail is fanned and he is strutting around in the yard, right up to her beak to beak. If I could have converted the video to a jpg, I'd have included it. You just have to make due with this one instead, He was a very busy boy... Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door? Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself! I especially like your doughnut knock-knock joke.
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I'll open the door to anyone wanting to give me money. I hope you've now received my cheque in the post!
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I like that joke, and I've already used the joke to a seven year-old who did laugh!
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I like the Amos joke. Here's another one! Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? How did you know?
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What’s the best knock-knock joke that you’ve heard? Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out! Who has been the oddest person to ever knock on your door? hmm, the oddest persons were the Jehovah Witness asking me if I found Jesus.
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I love children's humour!
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