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WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING THAT YOU'VE HAD UP YOUR ...?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
2/10/2015 11:31 am
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING THAT YOU'VE HAD UP YOUR ...?





Today, while at work having my hourly cigarette breaks, I had a slightly curious but recurring thought. I was thinking about what’s the biggest thing I’ve had up my arse (or ass).

I’ve had a doctor’s finger while diagnosing me for glandular fever; I’ve had my partner’s finger or two while having sex; I’ve had a butt plug; I’ve had anal beads; and I’ve been pegged with a strap-on dildo.

The first entrance was necessary for diagnosis, and the other four entrances were desirable for sexual pleasure.

I’ve never had a cock up my arse, and I’ve never put a suppository up my arse … yet!

Many people on this site say their arse is exit only, presumably because it’s an Affairlook default answer to a site question. But excluding the obvious that exits one’s arse, I’m interested in what enters people’s arses.

What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse?
Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure?
Have you ever had a suppository?


This site’s great; you can ask the most personal questions and hopefully get honest answers!





lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/10/2015 11:50 am

1. Dr's finger for prostate exam!
2. I have no idea!
3. yes......Preparation H!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/10/2015 12:59 pm

LOL...yeah you do ask some really personal questions.

1. A man's cock....though I reckon the greatest volume of anything that went up my ass was the liquid involved in an old fashioned enema before I had my first child!!!

2. On occasions it does.

3. Yes I have had a suppository....the more modern method of administering an enema lol!!!

I shall now go and hide my embarrassment elsewhere!!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/10/2015 1:50 pm

I could of course go to town here with this subject matter, but indeference to you, I'll refrain!

1. Probably the camera that b'd used for the endoscopy.
2. Sometimes.
3. Yes, it's just a wee dod wax, a very efficient way od administering pain relief.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/10/2015 3:33 pm

What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse? I am not telling
Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure? oh yes.. not all the time but when it does your in heaven!
Have you ever had a suppository? never

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/10/2015 4:02 pm

I was unconscious so I have no idea how big it was or if I enjoyed it. I lived. The gastroenterologists send a probe where no man had gone before, an endoscopy, and they enjoyed the view so much they sent an expedition in from the other end too. I think they planned to meet in the middle and shake hands across my liver like the Russians and Americans meeting at the Elbe. Or the English and French in the Chunnel. I don't think that happened because no one built a wall around my pancreas and there don't appear to be locomotives entering and exiting.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/10/2015 4:04 pm

What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse? Prostate exams only

Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure? No interest in finding out

Have you ever had a suppository? No

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FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
2/11/2015 12:46 am

Anal beads - I was playing with a partner who loved anal and she wanted to try them out on me. I gave it a go... not in any particular hurry to do it again

Yes, but as ARF would say "arse play, not penetration".

No.


susanbak 48F
329 posts
2/11/2015 4:38 pm

finger
occasionally
yes both glycerol for constipation and tylenol for pain although not at the same time


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
2/12/2015 8:13 pm

I'm been accused of having my head up my ass

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/19/2015 12:46 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    1. Dr's finger for prostate exam!
    2. I have no idea!
    3. yes......Preparation H!
There's a chance we could have shared the same doctor's finger!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/19/2015 12:54 pm

    Quoting  :

I think anal sex is a turn-on to some people because of the taboo.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/19/2015 12:55 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...yeah you do ask some really personal questions.

    1. A man's cock....though I reckon the greatest volume of anything that went up my ass was the liquid involved in an old fashioned enema before I had my first child!!!

    2. On occasions it does.

    3. Yes I have had a suppository....the more modern method of administering an enema lol!!!

    I shall now go and hide my embarrassment elsewhere!!!

Your enema experience, surely that's worth a blog post!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/19/2015 1:00 pm

    Quoting kathynj:
    What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse?

    a finger or a colonoscope

    (you need to have a colonoscopy every 5 years, I am due and putting it off -- I don't like feeling so out of it, what ever they give you makes you feel goofy and I am afraid of what I may say while under the effect of the drugs)

    Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure? well, yes

    Have you ever had a suppository? yes of course
I don't think you should put another colonoscopy off. It serves a purpose.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/19/2015 1:02 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I could of course go to town here with this subject matter, but indeference to you, I'll refrain!

    1. Probably the camera that b'd used for the endoscopy.
    2. Sometimes.
    3. Yes, it's just a wee dod wax, a very efficient way od administering pain relief.
I wish you hadn't refrained!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
2/19/2015 1:45 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Your enema experience, surely that's worth a blog post!
LOL...it could well be!!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:43 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I have had an array of very large things in my arse, the two largest, to date, would be a fist and about 4 litres of water as part of an enema. I still have no prolapse or incontinence.

    I occasionally find being anally penetrated pleasurable but not every time.

    I have had a suppository... Always remember to remove all wrapping. A suppository is a smallish pellet (smaller than a mini size tampon) that is smooth and waxy in texture and is not painful to insert unless the person inserting it is grossly inept or has very long, sharp fingernails they have a tapered, bullet tip to make insertion less unpleasant.
4 litres of water, that must have felt odd!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:44 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse? I am not telling
    Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure? oh yes.. not all the time but when it does your in heaven!
    Have you ever had a suppository? never
Neither of us have had a suppository!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:45 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    I was unconscious so I have no idea how big it was or if I enjoyed it. I lived. The gastroenterologists send a probe where no man had gone before, an endoscopy, and they enjoyed the view so much they sent an expedition in from the other end too. I think they planned to meet in the middle and shake hands across my liver like the Russians and Americans meeting at the Elbe. Or the English and French in the Chunnel. I don't think that happened because no one built a wall around my pancreas and there don't appear to be locomotives entering and exiting.
I was your gastroenterologist and I have the images!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:46 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse? Prostate exams only

    Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure? No interest in finding out

    Have you ever had a suppository? No
Doctors' fingers seem to get everywhere!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:47 am

    Quoting  :

My arse is exit only ... eventually!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 11:48 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Anal beads - I was playing with a partner who loved anal and she wanted to try them out on me. I gave it a go... not in any particular hurry to do it again

    Yes, but as ARF would say "arse play, not penetration".

    No.
I love anal beads!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 12:08 pm

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    What’s the biggest thing that you’ve had up your arse?
    Doctor's finger for Prostate exam!
    Does your arse (or ass) give you any sexual pleasure?
    No!
    Have you ever had a suppository?
    Hemorrhoid cream!
Doctors take liberties!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 12:09 pm

    Quoting susanbak:
    finger
    occasionally
    yes both glycerol for constipation and tylenol for pain although not at the same time
One finger can do a lot of mischief!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 12:10 pm

    Quoting  :

I keep telling my girlfriend to eat more!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/20/2015 12:11 pm

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    I'm been accused of having my head up my ass
I'm assuming that's metaphorical!


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