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THE SWEDISH CONDITION
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THE SWEDISH CONDITION     Last year, after facing very stiff competition, I won the top cock award on this site. [blog Sexy_SandraD] is organising another cock contest this year – see [post 3574369]. After much thought, I’ve decided not to enter this year’s cock contest. Don’t get me wrong, it was a massive honour to be the site’s top cock. Since winning, I’ve been deluged with invitations to open shops, attend charity events and preach in churches. The top cock award has been a truly wonderful experience. Normally I don’t receive much mail on this site, but since this year’s cock contest was launched, I’ve received hundreds of mails from men begging me not to stand again. This convinced me that I should not stand again. As politicians say, it’s time to devote myself more to my family who have made incredible sacrifices while I was Top Cock, TC for short! However, I will be happy, for a fee, to advise this year’s contestants on how to get their cock in pristine condition to win this prestigious award. People don’t fully realise the sacrifices I’ve made while being Top Cock. I’ve worked so hard that I now suffer from a medical condition, often called the Swedish Condition, where I see cocks everywhere! My doctor has advised I take a break from being Top Cock to allow the Swedish Condition to abate! I can’t sit in my lounge without seeing a cock chandelier, enjoy my garden without seeing a cock tree, go outside without seeing cock shadows when I cross a bridge, and clean my teeth without seeing cock toothpaste! I’ve had to stop cleaning my teeth since winning the Top Cock award! The Swedish Condition affected me most when I was in the kitchen. For breakfast I had to crack a cock egg; for lunch, I had to eat a cock hot and a cock chocolate treat; and, for dinner, I had to eat a cock pizza and a cock ice cream sundae. And, worse of all, I can't even light up a cigarette without seeing a cock! I can’t even read a world atlas without seeing cocks when I turn to the pages showing Florida, Korea and Sweden! The Swedish Condition is worthy of further research as it afflicts many people who have to suffer in silence. Please give generously to the charity I've set up to combat the Swedish Condition! As you can well imagine, being Top Cock took its toll! But it was well worth the experience to serve you all on behalf of this glorious site! Do you see cocks everywhere? If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? I love that chandelier!       |
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I've seen so many cocks in my time that I barely notice them now!!! So I doubt I suffer from the Swedish Condition.  My house is tiny....where the hell would I put a chandelier like that???  ~~Anais Nin~~
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TC it's always best never to defend... just look at the slam dunk contests. I'm thinking of entering this years, using this cock shot [image]  Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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 Do you see cocks everywhere? If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? No I don't, just the one I am attached to at times  If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? I think not, my furnishing tastes would conflict 
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Did you really mean a "massive" honor?
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Sandra always does a great job at the contest.. I hope everyone drops in to look and at vote hugsss V Do you see cocks everywhere? If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? Always.. If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? mmmm Yes! awesome.. Even found one out in the woods for you! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Hahahahaha! Spunky this is fucking hilarious! What a fun read! The measure of a true champion! I don't see cocks everywhere, but there are a lot of dicks in the world! If i got a cock and balls chandelier I'd pawn it to buy drugs. Not because I really need the drugs, but because I always wanted to write one of those "What-I- did-after-I-hot-rock-bottom" books. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Awesome art. Thanks for sharing.
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Do you see cocks everywhere? I have eyes for but thine alone. If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? No, I have many afflictions, that isn't one of them If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? No it is a bit garish and too lurid for my tastes. All is revealed and I now know just what kind of spell you have cast. I cannot be held accountable for my recent actions and throw myself upon your mercy... Listen, baby Lost my heart but what of it? My mistake I agree I'm wild again Beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I It's all your fault! [image]
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I've seen so many cocks in my time that I barely notice them now!!! So I doubt I suffer from the Swedish Condition. My house is tiny....where the hell would I put a chandelier like that???
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TC it's always best never to defend... just look at the slam dunk contests. I'm thinking of entering this years, using this cock shot [image]
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Imagine being impaled by a falling cock chandelier! I'd love a sauna now.
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Do you see cocks everywhere? If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? No I don't, just the one I am attached to at times If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? I think not, my furnishing tastes would conflict
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Did you really mean a "massive" honor?
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Sandra always does a great job at the contest.. I hope everyone drops in to look and at vote hugsss V Do you see cocks everywhere? If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? Always.. If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? If so, where? mmmm Yes! awesome.. Even found one out in the woods for you!
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A cock chandelier and a vagina portrait would make any room look classy!
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Hahahahaha! Spunky this is fucking hilarious! What a fun read! The measure of a true champion!I don't see cocks everywhere, but there are a lot of dicks in the world! If i got a cock and balls chandelier I'd pawn it to buy drugs. Not because I really need the drugs, but because I always wanted to write one of those "What-I- did-after-I-hot-rock-bottom" books.
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I'm happy to be your agent if you enter the Top Cock contest and I won't charge ... much!
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You have a dressing room that can fit a chandelier! Exeter properties must be grand!
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I see cocks if I'm looking for them but doubt that I have the Swedish condition. If I was given a cock and balls chandelier, I would like to hang it in my home but it would need to be a fairly small one as my ceilings aren't very high. I would also have to pay an electrician to install it... Tch, tch!
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If you need a hand to hang the cock chandelier, just give me a shout!
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From what I hear, there are cocks everywhere in Sweden!
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Many thanks. And my vote is eternally cast for you! Corny but true. 
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I always see cock in the Cockies, sorry Rockies!
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I think I've missed the deadline now!
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Do you see cocks everywhere? No! If so, do you think you may suffer from the Swedish Condition? No! If you were given a cock-and-balls chandelier, would you hang it in your home? No!
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