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GOT A FARTING PROBLEM? I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
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GOT A FARTING PROBLEM? I HAVE THE SOLUTION!   Do you have a problem with farting? Suffer no more, below are two ways to reduce excessive and smelly farting! A Frenchman Christian Poincheval invented Pilulepet, a fart pill, which when digested makes farts smell more fragrant. Pilulepet sells at €9.99 (about £8 or $12) for a jar of 60 pills. Sales of fart pills always peak just before Christmas! At a press conference, Christian Poincheval announced: “I came up with idea for these pills one evening while enjoying a hearty meal with friends. Our farts were so smelly that we nearly suffocated, and I realised something had to be done. We needed to invent something to make the farts smell nicer, and that was the origin of Pilulepet, a pill that makes bodily gases smell like roses and chocolate.” If pills aren’t for you, then, The Fart Without Fear Cookbook may be a tempting purchase to make your farts smell nicer. The authors Wayne Chen and Gary Goss have adapted many classic recipes, such as fried chicken, chocolate chip cookies and lasagne, to make the meals less fart-worthy. In their 2011 book, the authors also pass on some valuable tips on how to eat without farting so much and so smell-ily afterwards. For example, eating Californian avocados make you fart less than Floridian avocados. I am an approved licensed distributor for both the fart pills and the cookbook, and I’m happy to offer these two effective solutions to your farting problems at a discounted rate if you bulk-order! How many fart pills and cookbooks would you like to order? Have you ever placed your partner under a duvet and farted? Have you ever farted while having sex? As I keep reminding people, I rarely fart but, if I do, they are naturally sugar-coated and rose-scented! I have no need for pills and cookbooks, but I’m aware others may not be so blessed with their farts! For those who want to read more about farting, please see the FARTING, THE FACTS blog post.    |
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Naturally.....being the absolute lady that I am.....I never fart and so have no need to avail of your very kind offer!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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How many fart pills and cookbooks would you like to order? A kind offer, but none thank you, I am all natural Have you ever placed your partner under a duvet and farted? Shocking! I would never do that  Have you ever farted while having sex? Maybe, maybe not 
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How many fart pills and cookbooks would you like to order? I take enough pills already and my shelf is already full of cookbooks! Have you ever placed your partner under a duvet and farted? I tried!!! Have you ever farted while having sex? NO! I seldom have sex!
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lol...farting, breaking wind, or flatulence....is natural. I try to use some decorum and manners when passing gas....but accidents due happen. We all get gassy! My FWB knows I am flatulent....she is now comfortable with me and she lets one loose once in awhile...and we both laugh and laugh!! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Naturally.....being the absolute lady that I am.....I never fart and so have no need to avail of your very kind offer! 
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 I've never counted the bubbles ... because I don't do bubbles!
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I'll do a special rate for the fart pills and cookbook for you!
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The lot has just been consigned to you. I hate victims being in plight!
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Dogs just fart, and humans just ...!
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How many fart pills and cookbooks would you like to order? A kind offer, but none thank you, I am all natural Have you ever placed your partner under a duvet and farted? Shocking! I would never do that Have you ever farted while having sex? Maybe, maybe not
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I don't have a farting problem... I fart and it's not a problem unless in a crowded, unventilated space. It's natural! I have no need of the Cookbook or the pills but you need something for your sinusitis if you think your farts are sugar-coated and/or rose-scented. I have never placed my partner under the duvet/quilt/doona and farted, I think suh an act is grounds for divorce and would literally, brutally rip the scrotum off anyone who did it to me. I have farted during some aspects of sex and immediately after the meat has been removed... Too much air has been forced up. Fortunately, my partner at the time (and I ) found it riotously funny and no animals were harmed in the incident.
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I can't fully understand that Japanese custom because sometimes you can control that fart and sometimes you can't! But the Japnanese are clearly the ultimate controllers of farts!
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How many fart pills and cookbooks would you like to order? I take enough pills already and my shelf is already full of cookbooks! Have you ever placed your partner under a duvet and farted? I tried!!! Have you ever farted while having sex? NO! I seldom have sex!
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It is true that most Aussies who don't give themselves airs and graces, accept farting as a natural bodily function. We're kind of cool that way! If you do fart in the company of an Aussie, the likely reactions range from laughter to total indifference. Only pompous Aussies (yes, we have some) will sit and glare with their noses wrinkled and twitching or call you an animal and in lieu of being either vegetable or mineral, you are but so are they. They fart, they just pretend they don't to feel superior to everyone else. They're not.
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lol...farting, breaking wind, or flatulence....is natural. I try to use some decorum and manners when passing gas....but accidents due happen. We all get gassy! My FWB knows I am flatulent....she is now comfortable with me and she lets one loose once in awhile...and we both laugh and laugh!!
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I love hearing needless confessions! There was a time when my friend who lived opposite me thought I knew that he had a new girlfriend, so he confessed everything. I didn't know he had a girlfriend; I just thought they were talking about work!
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We should set up a select group on this site for non-farters only!
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Your order for a lifetime supply of fart pills is being processed and the pills will be dispatched soon! Thanks for stopping by.
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