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MISSING BALLS
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MISSING BALLS  I’ve lost my balls and I’m desperately seeking your help to find them! For the last few days, there’s been a cold spell in England. As a result, my balls have gone missing. They’ve moved to warmer climes well inside my body. My scrotum looks like two walnuts even after taking a hot shower. Much as I like walnuts, especially Walnut Whips, I prefer my scrotum not to look like a pair of walnuts. I’m very much missing my balls as I usually cup them with my hands to keep my hands warm. Since my balls have hibernated, my hands are now very cold. If anyone can find my balls, I will give that person a significant reward. Below I’ve posted two photos of what my balls look like on a very cold day and on a very hot day to help people locate them! Have you seen my balls? Do you like walnuts? Do you like eating Walnut Whips?   |
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Some people would pay good money to have that problem...
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Have you seen my balls? mmmm wishing Do you like walnuts? oh yes Do you like eating Walnut Whips?oh yes Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Did you flush them?  Walnuts are ok...I can take them or leave them....Never heard of your Walnut Whips...must be an English candy! 
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Have you seen my balls? No, but I must say , I have not been looking Do you like walnuts? Yes I do. Great in salads Do you like eating Walnut Whips? I don't think we have them, but they look good
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Now Spunky....if I had found your balls I can assure you they would NOT look like walnuts! I'm rather fond of real walnuts though and adore Walnut whips. ~~Anais Nin~~
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I asked the lady concerned and she said that she had swallowed my balls! Thanks for stopping by. 
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"I'm nut free. Since 93'." That's a great poem!
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Some people would pay good money to have that problem... Thanks for stopping by.
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Have you seen my balls? mmmm wishing Do you like walnuts? oh yes Do you like eating Walnut Whips?oh yes
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Did you flush them? Walnuts are ok...I can take them or leave them....Never heard of your Walnut Whips...must be an English candy!
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I have only seen your balls as per your profile pic... If your scrotum looks like walnuts, your balls are probably still in them because my balls are permanently up inside my body and my scrotum looks like a solitary labia. Walnuts are okay... Criminally, we do not have walnut whips in australia to my knowledge but we do have specialty British confectionery outlets that might stock them but in my forays into them, I haven't noticed any. Interestingly, in a 1984 interview, Simon LeBon, lead singer of Duran Duran named walnut whips as his first love... Isn't that sweet?
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Have you seen my balls? No, but I must say , I have not been looking Do you like walnuts? Yes I do. Great in salads Do you like eating Walnut Whips? I don't think we have them, but they look good
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Now Spunky....if I had found your balls I can assure you they would NOT look like walnuts! I'm rather fond of real walnuts though and adore Walnut whips.
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Thank you for finding my balls! As a reward, I hope you'll accept these Nut Crackers for cracking nuts! [image]
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You are so lucky not to have balls in the cold weather!
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I'm pleased I'm not the only one who's noticed that the new Walnut Whips aren't like the old ones!
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My balls have now returned; they're firmly cupped in my hand now!
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I think Walnut Whips haven't yet made the transAtlantic trip to North America! The inside of Walnut Whips isn't marshmallow but a sugary whipped cream concoction. They're delicious.
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Some people would pay good money to have that problem... Thanks for stopping by.
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