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A DUMB WAITER?  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
12/22/2014 11:18 am
A DUMB WAITER?



It took me a while to work out what was going on in this photo.

I’m not sure what I’d do if a waiter served my drink like this. I’m not sure whether I’d send it back or take the drink.

On balance, after being reassured that the waiter hadn’t stirred my drink, I’d smile at the waiter, take the cup and saucer and enjoy the drink.

I definitely wouldn’t suck his cock! Would you?

What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this?
What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had?


The worst service I’ve had at a restaurant was in a Chinese restaurant in London’s Chinatown in Soho. The restaurant had a reputation for rude service and customers flocked to the restaurant to experience its rudeness.

The waiters just piled the ordered dishes on the table without serving anyone; they refused to take orders for starters, desserts and coffee if they were busy. The waiters didn’t smile or check that the food was okay when eating. The waiters put the bill on the table as we were eating the main course and wanted it settled before we’d finished.

The waiters didn’t expect tips but we did tip them for their professional rudeness! It was thoroughly enjoyable experience - the food was good and the service was entertaining. And the waiters kept their cocks inside their pants!

There’s an art to being rude!



kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/22/2014 11:31 am

I definitely wouldn’t suck his cock! Would you?
OK- I showed this to PD and she says, ummm, no! But I'm not sure I believe her. We had a cute little pudgy waiter in an Italian restaurant eight or nine years ago that she still remembers, so.........

What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this?
I said no cream, dammit!

What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had?
There's a restaurant in South Bend on McKinley called Hi Ho Chop Suey. The food's OK and the people are really very nice, but sometimes the mom waits table, and she's funny as all hell. She's perfunctory to the point of rudeness and insists that you take home everything you haven't eaten. INSISTS! She's not the worst- we love it when she waits on us- but she is the most memorable.

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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
12/22/2014 12:37 pm

I used to own a small Bistro. Because it was small, I did it all. Cook, serve, seat, cashier...we had 3 people who worked but we all jumped in where needed. Being on that side of things, I have an expectation of service.
I can't think of an particular time when I have had bad service. That is not to say it has not happened. Also, when out with my children, I get them and the waitress in on the tip discussion. That way my children learn value and the waitress earns an extra from me if she is helpful with the discussion.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/22/2014 12:57 pm

I wouldn't say anything, unless it touched me! I should have a knife at my table setting!
My worst experience was extremely poor, sloppy service, with mixed up order then chasing me down the public corridor screaming: "you forgot to tip"!


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/22/2014 2:06 pm

What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this? I am not a very tolerant fellow with rudeness. I would grab it and at a run with him trying to keep up, go to the Manager and ask WTF kind of place he was running.


What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had? I was with some male friends at a small diner. The waiter was sarcastic when taking the order and acting impatient. When he brought our orders back, he said "here ya go" and literally threw the plates on the table, spilling food from each plate on the table and knocking over two drinks and walked away. We just stood up, pulled the table clothe, and dumped the remainder on the floor and left.


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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
12/22/2014 2:59 pm

I'd probably spill the drink over him!!!

Being rude successfully is an acquired skill....I always find it works best if the person you are being rude to is left questioning whether you were rude or not!!!


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/1/2015 5:51 am

    Quoting kathynj:
    What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this?
    I can't even imagine. Surely that is a private party.

    What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had?
    If I think of something, I will let you know.

    Were you at, "Lee Ho Fook's"?
It wasn't Lee Ho Fook but I can't remember the restaurant's name. It was on the edge of Chinatown in London.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/1/2015 5:53 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    I definitely wouldn’t suck his cock! Would you?
    OK- I showed this to PD and she says, ummm, no! But I'm not sure I believe her. We had a cute little pudgy waiter in an Italian restaurant eight or nine years ago that she still remembers, so.........

    What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this?
    I said no cream, dammit!

    What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had?
    There's a restaurant in South Bend on McKinley called Hi Ho Chop Suey. The food's OK and the people are really very nice, but sometimes the mom waits table, and she's funny as all hell. She's perfunctory to the point of rudeness and insists that you take home everything you haven't eaten. INSISTS! She's not the worst- we love it when she waits on us- but she is the most memorable.
I wouldn't suck his cock; his shirt's not tucked in properly!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/1/2015 5:54 am

    Quoting  :

I'm off to Atlanta for the bad restaurant service experience!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 4:52 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I am not sure that I would say anything to a waiter who served my a drink with his cock hanging out, other than "thank you" and take my cup and saucer as though his cock wasn't hanging out.

    Would I suck his cock? Probably not, too many variables come into play.

    The worst service I had was about 20 years ago at a restaurant chain called Alexanders (After Alexander, The Great, his image was on everything). I was there with the heinous creature that gave birth to me and I ordered the nachos without guacamole (martian diarrhoea) and upon its arrival at my table, it was served with that foul green gunk. I politely reminded the wait staff who delivered it that I had requested no guacamole so this person took it back to the kitchen and when it was brought back 90% of the stuff had been scooped off and in its place, I distinctly recognised a nasal cornflake on top of the cheese. I got up and left immediately. I have had anxiety about dining in restaurants ever since.
I'm impressed that you could take the cup and saucer while pretending his cock's not on show!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 4:53 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    I used to own a small Bistro. Because it was small, I did it all. Cook, serve, seat, cashier...we had 3 people who worked but we all jumped in where needed. Being on that side of things, I have an expectation of service.
    I can't think of an particular time when I have had bad service. That is not to say it has not happened. Also, when out with my children, I get them and the waitress in on the tip discussion. That way my children learn value and the waitress earns an extra from me if she is helpful with the discussion.
I can imagine running a bistro all by yourself was really hard work.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 4:54 am

    Quoting  :

Threatened with a rusty knife, I think he's put his cock away sharp-ish!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 4:56 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I wouldn't say anything, unless it touched me! I should have a knife at my table setting!
    My worst experience was extremely poor, sloppy service, with mixed up order then chasing me down the public corridor screaming: "you forgot to tip"!
I've not yet been chased by a waiter, though one waiter in New York demanded a bigger tip from me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 4:57 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this? I am not a very tolerant fellow with rudeness. I would grab it and at a run with him trying to keep up, go to the Manager and ask WTF kind of place he was running.


    What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had? I was with some male friends at a small diner. The waiter was sarcastic when taking the order and acting impatient. When he brought our orders back, he said "here ya go" and literally threw the plates on the table, spilling food from each plate on the table and knocking over two drinks and walked away. We just stood up, pulled the table clothe, and dumped the remainder on the floor and left.
That's a brilliant way in response to terrible table service.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 5:59 am

    Quoting  :

I didn't know that Pizza Hut did service!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 6:00 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I'd probably spill the drink over him!!!

    Being rude successfully is an acquired skill....I always find it works best if the person you are being rude to is left questioning whether you were rude or not!!!

That's very skilled rudeness when the person is left in two minds whether you've been rude or not!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 6:01 am

    Quoting grayblue1:
    ....what would you tip this guy..........?

    Blue
He'd get no tip from me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 9:44 am

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    What would you say to a waiter serving a drink like this?
    Seems like it's a private party or something like it!
    What’s been the worst waiter/waitress service you’ve ever had?
    My ex wife serving me and my girlfriend drinks!
Served by your ex-wife with your girlfriend. That could have been very awkward!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 9:45 am

    Quoting  :

I wish a waitress would give me outstanding service!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 9:47 am

    Quoting  :

I don't blame you for not sucking him given wha he's wearing!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 9:48 am

    Quoting  :

A sharp smack with the back of your teaspoon would serve him right!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/2/2015 9:49 am

    Quoting  :

I thought his cock would be too small for you to suck!
He does need to tuck his shirt in properly!


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