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DEAR SANTA  Dear Santa I have been very good this year. I also don’t want much. I just want two table tennis bats and some ping pong balls please. I don’t need a table tennis table as there’s an outside table near to where I live. I will leave some mince pies and a glass of Kazakh brandy for when you come and visit me on Christmas Eve. I’m afraid I don’t have any French Cognac but the Kazakh brandy is quite palatable if downed in one. So it's easy to down, I'll only leave out a very small glass of brandy. Yours spunkycumfun PS. There is a Canadian Santa imposter, aka lok4fun500, who is saying that I’ve been naughty. It’s not true; I’ve been a very good boy. In fact I’ve been as good as gold. This site will vouch that I’m a gold member. Have you sent your Dear Santa letter yet? What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? On my Santa list are some CDs, a couple of white shirts, a pair of denim jeans, two GMB Nottingham Panthers calendars and a pair of knee-length baggy shorts, plus two table tennis bats and some ping pong balls.      |
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Have you sent your Dear Santa letter yet? I did, had to be the PG version since I was doing it with the kids What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? The old standbys, t shirts, socks, and a pair of sneakers. We mailed the PG version to Santa Now this list? I need an address [image]
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Have you sent your Dear Santa letter yet? Nope...I emailed him my list! What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? Canes, whips, and floggers! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I've done my letter...of course....and it's a secret lol!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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My 14 year old keeps handing me lists and asking me to pretend to send them to Santa. LOL I don't have a list. I have what I want. Home for Christmas.
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Oh yes I saw him in Mexico. Your on my list! Hugs v Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I thank you ahead of time, spunky, but Santa doesn't drink and drive, plus he can't smell of alcohol if any child might be awake on Christmas Eve. I am just letting you know so that you can go ahead and drink the brandy yourself with your lady friend! In answer to your request for some "ball", I'll see what I can do, as I know you don't have any at the moment! 
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I don't write a santa letter even as a child/ I want a no-no some new makeup and a new lotion bath salts kit 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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The Canadian Santa is mean not giving you are a car. Just before the busy Xmas period, I found him in bed with two women and they weren't elves! 
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Have you sent your Dear Santa letter yet? I did, had to be the PG version since I was doing it with the kids What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? The old standbys, t shirts, socks, and a pair of sneakers. We mailed the PG version to Santa Now this list? I need an address [image]
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Have you sent your Dear Santa letter yet? Nope...I emailed him my list! What’s on your list of things you want for Christmas? Canes, whips, and floggers!
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I'm sure Santa can spare a prancing reindeer if he can't get you a prancing horse for Xmas!
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I hope Santa brings you lots and lots of treats this Xmas.
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I've done my letter...of course....and it's a secret lol!!!
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Santa sucks reindeer balls! 
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I don't think I could handle Xmas alone. There's always blogland for company!
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My 14 year old keeps handing me lists and asking me to pretend to send them to Santa. LOL I don't have a list. I have what I want. Home for Christmas.
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Oh yes I saw him in Mexico. Your on my list! Hugs v
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I thank you ahead of time, spunky, but Santa doesn't drink and drive, plus he can't smell of alcohol if any child might be awake on Christmas Eve. I am just letting you know so that you can go ahead and drink the brandy yourself with your lady friend! In answer to your request for some "ball", I'll see what I can do, as I know you don't have any at the moment! If you bring my balls, I'll leave a selection of juices out for you on Christmas Eve.
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I don't write a santa letter even as a child/ I want a no-no some new makeup and a new lotion bath salts kit
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..I did make a list.......you observed it in my blog......Santa already delivered one item.... blue
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Does it not strike anyone here as odd that Santa and Satan have the same letters in their name? A mere coincidence? Well... maybe but then again... God and dog have the same letters too.
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I hope there's some left for me!
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