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MY COCK RULES  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
11/22/2014 12:10 pm
MY COCK RULES



After [blog intendadiversion] set her pussy rules on her [post 3520860] blog post, my good friend sort-of invited me to publish my cock rules. Here they are!

My cock is quite anarchic so there are few rules! But there are nine rules:

1. Do touch and play with my cock
2. Do not use my cock as a car gearstick
3. Do not bite my cock
4. Do not neglect my cock’s best friends, his balls
5. Do not talk to my cock and expect a reply
6. Do not suck my cock and expect spunk
7. Do not expect my cock to stop easily once it’s started
8. Do be patient, between 10 minutes and 10 hours, for more cock after it has cum
9. Do not pay my cock after use

What are you rules for your cock and pussy?
More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex?
Do you think women have more rules than men about sex?




pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/22/2014 12:46 pm

What are you rules for your cock and pussy? Not many, basically no severe pain

More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex? Basically the same , no severe pain. We explore and see what we like

Do you think women have more rules than men about sex? I have found, that the ones I know have about the same general rules as I do.


Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
11/22/2014 2:34 pm

1. NO pain.

2. NO pain and everything by mutual consent.

3. I don't really know.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/23/2014 6:51 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Dear S, it still reads a bit incoherently... Reading it aloud as though someone else is reading it might clarify what I'm trying to bring to your attention. Point in question, 'do not suck my suck cock' in point 6, is gibberish. The sentence structure is cumbersome and odd. That is the worst example.
I've had problems getting my edits accepted. I've tried again regarding point 6. The other points read fine though I'd be interested why you think they don't.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/23/2014 9:10 am

What are you rules for your cock and pussy? No pain.. a little spanking of the ass is good!
More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex? nothing without mutual consent
Do you think women have more rules than men about sex? I think we all have some rules.. hugssssssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/24/2014 6:26 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Dear S, all the other points are perfectly fine but in your line prior to your list, you say 'they are few rules' and I imagine that you mean 'there are few rules'. Hence my suggestion to read the entire post aloud to yourself.
    As I have stated previously, I only care about ensuring that your posts say what you mean for them to say. I do not mean to edit your posts to meet with my approval.
All corrected now. Thanks.
I like you pointing out my mistakes on my blog posts!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 8:40 am

    Quoting  :

I don't like my cock chomped or bitten either!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 8:41 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What are you rules for your cock and pussy? Not many, basically no severe pain

    More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex? Basically the same , no severe pain. We explore and see what we like

    Do you think women have more rules than men about sex? I have found, that the ones I know have about the same general rules as I do.
My cock doesn't like pain either!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 8:42 am

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    What are you rules for your cock?
    My cock has a low pain threshold and that's about it!
    More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex?
    Safe and no severe pain for both the man and the woman!
    Do you think women have more rules than men about sex?
    If one applies common sense it's about the same for men and women, me thinks!
I have a low pain threshold too, and my cock's pain threshold is even lower than the rest of my body except for my balls!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 8:43 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    1. NO pain.

    2. NO pain and everything by mutual consent.

    3. I don't really know.

Pain's not good!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:05 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    1. Not to be engaged with until it is the alternative... Once it becomes a vagina (by surgical intervention), it is to be treated respectfully. If you think what you want to do with it might cause pain, ask first. My vagina isn't a toilet, do not fall asleep in it after sex and urinate in it. I have heard of this happening and was disgusted.

    2. General rules for sex are: I'm an equal human being to you and demand the same dignity as the person you have been with who demanded the highest amount of dignity. No spanking. No hard biting. Pinching and punching are forbidden. I will not do ass to mouth - ever, or ass to vagina - ever. I have a first name - make sure you use it at least once. Do not demand a "sammich" afterwards.

    3. Some definitely do but some are just happy that someone wants to bang them. I'm not a charity and do not give sexual charity anymore. If there's not a two-way highway of crazed lust, it's not happening.
No sandwiches after sex; that's terrible after-care!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:06 am

    Quoting  :

The problem with pain is that pain is different when turned-off and when turned-on. It gets confusing!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:07 am

    Quoting  :

Mutual consent is the ultimate rule!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:08 am

    Quoting  :

I hope you have an application form that can be easily downloaded!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:13 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I love helping you... You are my favourite project and one of my very favourite people on here but I wonder whether nine can be defined as 'few rules'. I imagined that few might be 5 or less.
I had three rules when I first drafted this post but it expanded to nine rules by the end, which at least is still a single-figure. It seems time makes me more fussy!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:14 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    What are you rules for your cock and pussy? No pain.. a little spanking of the ass is good!
    More generally, what rules do you lay down about sex? nothing without mutual consent
    Do you think women have more rules than men about sex? I think we all have some rules.. hugssssssssssss V
That's the great thing about being on a site like this is that you realise we'll all quite similar!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:38 am

    Quoting  :

I'm sorry you turned bright red. I'm not really!
As you say, being a guinea pig for someone's sexuality is never good. They should tell you beforehand, so you have a choice to go along with their fantasies or not.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:39 am

    Quoting grayblue1:
    ...women rule the universe and you ask about rules ......a woman tells you the rules with a single glance..........

    ...and not there...... usually means...not there....

    Blue
I think a woman's glance is more powerful than a man's glance!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:41 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I love helping you... You are my favourite project and one of my very favourite people on here but I wonder whether nine can be defined as 'few rules'. I imagined that few might be 5 or less.
I've never been described as a project before!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 10:42 am

    Quoting  :

I never spunk with a blowjob!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/29/2014 11:24 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Most of the men who engage in sex with me put in such a lethargic performance and leave me to do so much of the work that they should be making me a post-coital sandwich... The ones that do impress get a decent meal instead of a poxy sandwich... At least half a pepperoni pizza.
I'll defintely go halves with a pepperoni pizza with you!


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