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UNFAITHFUL WOMEN ARE WHY WE HAVE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENTS
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UNFAITHFUL WOMEN ARE WHY WE HAVE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENTS  Fidelity, testicles and politics do connect. Above is a right-wing man on his lonesome and below is a left-wing man getting his balls licked! Research has found that the less faithful a woman is the bigger the man’s testicles are. And other research has found that the right-wing men are more unfaithful than left-wing men. Therefore, we get right-wing governments because women are unfaithful! The University of Oslo’s Dr Petter Bøckman found that bonobos, who have particularly large testicles, have sex with a larger number of partners; whereas gorillas, who have smaller testicles, have a smaller number of sex partners. Dr Bøckman also found: “The testicles are even larger in sea urchins. They spawn directly into the ocean. To increase the chance of fertilising an egg, the sea urchin is a huge testicle with a little shell around it.” He concluded: “We can determine the degree of fidelity in the female by looking at the size of the male’s testicles. The less faithful the female, the larger the male’s testicles.” Men have testicles that are one and a half times larger than those of gorillas; this shows that women an inherently unfaithful. Now that it’s established that women’s infidelity is linked to the size of man’s testicles, a man’s infidelity is linked to their politics. Research in the UK has found that right-wing men are more unfaithful than left-wing men. According to IllicitEncounters dating site: “The Tories have come top of a political list of love cheats in a new survey”. 37 per cent of Conservative (right-wing) supporters would have an extramarital affair if the opportunity arose, with Liberal Democrat (slightly right-wing) supporters coming second at 28 per cent and UKIP (very right-wing) supporters coming third at 19 per cent. Labour (left-wing) supporters were not reported in the analysis of the survey’s findings! This all proves that men have bigger balls because women are unfaithful and, as a consequence, men will vote for right-wing politicians. Blame the US mid-term election results on unfaithful American women I say! Do you think unfaithful women are the reason why men have big balls and right-wing governments are elected? If into balls, are small or big balls a turn-on? If you have balls, are you happy with the size of your balls? I’ve gone through my past blog posts about testicles and I found the following dedicated to balls: EATING TESTICLES, THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER, A TESTICLE SQUEEZE, BIG BAWS, BERING IS NOT STRAIT, WEIGHTY MATTERS, A EUNUCH39S TALE, FLOATING BREASTS, COCKS AND BALLS, SENHOR TESTICULO, HUGH JACKMANS BALLS, BOLLOCKS, TEABAGGING, A DIRTY WEEKEND PART THREE, MY BALLS ARE GETTING BIGGER, SWEATY BALLS and KICKED IN THE BALLS. It seems I write a lot of bollocks!  |
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I gotta be happy with what I got.......not about to change them! 
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 If into balls, are small or big balls a turn-on? Only ones I have a care for are my own  If you have balls, are you happy with the size of your balls? I am satisfied with the issued equipment
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Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season's Eatings - Pete Schweddy. [ Pete pulls up to his mike ] Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Pete, Teri and I have been looking forward to having you on the show, 'cause we know you're the master of all kinds of Christmas goodies. Tell us about them. Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls. Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete. Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it. Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just thinking about those Balls! Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls. Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now? Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.
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Wow nice big one... Do you think unfaithful women are the reason why men have big balls and right-wing governments are elected? no If into balls, are small or big balls a turn-on? big If you have balls, are you happy with the size of your balls? any size Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I gotta be happy with what I got.......not about to change them! 
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If into balls, are small or big balls a turn-on? Only ones I have a care for are my own If you have balls, are you happy with the size of your balls? I am satisfied with the issued equipment
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I can't believe the bollocks I write, but it is bollocks!
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There's no way I'm Tea Party. If I was Amerian, I'd be a Democrat! 
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Dear man, you seem to be testicularly obsessed to have posted so many times on the topic... That picture at the top of your post possesses mixed interest to me... He's a nice looking guy with large, succulent-looking balls (cg enhancement, I suspect) but I could only fit one ball that size in my mouth at a time and you already know how much I like to be able to take both balls into my mouth and slosh them about with my tongue at the same time... Now the impediment would be if this guy with ginormous scrotes was a liberal. There's no way I'm doing anything sexual with a liberal. I would rather stick a very spiky cactus into the holes at each end of me than get intimate with a liberal. To your questions: 1. I suspect genetics are more responsible for big balls than unfaithful women but as for liberal voting being attributable to female unfaithfulness, there could be a correlation. Labor is more female-friendly and more about female equality and maybe men who want women's rights to be repealed "to keep them in their place" will vote for a party that is less predisposed to caring about female equality. 2. I prefer medium sized balls. If they are too big, I can only suck one into my mouth at a time and in the 69 position with him pumping away in my throat from an over-the-top position, I have almost been suffocated a few times. For the record, suffocation by male genitalia, isn't something I would consider to be a sexy way to die. Too small and it's like having two peas in your mouth, not satisfying. I like a full mouth. 3. Very difficult question to answer... I have nothing in my scrotum but the orchidectomy is yet to take place and they are the size of an almond and situated either side of another unwanted body part. I'm happy with their insignificant size but not their existence.
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Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season's Eatings - Pete Schweddy. [ Pete pulls up to his mike ] Margeret Jo McCullen: Well, Pete, Teri and I have been looking forward to having you on the show, 'cause we know you're the master of all kinds of Christmas goodies. Tell us about them. Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls. Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete. Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it. Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just thinking about those Balls! Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls. Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now? Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out. Thanks for posting.
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It's a ridiculous theory but there is a perverse logic to it!
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His balls are scary. I'm glad they're not mine!
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I wouldn't want to part with my balls either!
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Wow nice big one... Do you think unfaithful women are the reason why men have big balls and right-wing governments are elected? no If into balls, are small or big balls a turn-on? big If you have balls, are you happy with the size of your balls? any size
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