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YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT!
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YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT!  Above is a slice of Better than Sex cake, popularised by the American celebrity chef Paula Deen in her television series Paula’s Home Cooking. A recent survey found that one in six of British women would give up sex forever for a slice of their favourite cake. This survey was commissioned by Mr Kipling, the UK’s leading cake manufacturer. This is one of those surveys that I think something dodgy has happened in the design of the questionnaire. How can anyone prefer cake to sex? Perhaps the survey question was ‘do you prefer a slice of your favourite cake or the worst sex that you can imagine?’! Or, perhaps it’s a reflection of the No Sex Please, We’re British hit play written by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott! From its survey, Mr Kipling also found that chocolate cake is the Britain’s favourite cake followed by Victoria sponge, lemon drizzle, carrot and cherry Bakewell cake. ‘You can't have your cake and eat it’ is a popular proverb often used to describe that you can’t have the best of both worlds. But it makes no sense. In one literal sense, you can’t have your cake if you’ve eaten it. But there’s no point having cake if you can’t eat it! I think you can have cake and eat cake; otherwise, what’s the point of living! I say cake and sex! What’s your favourite cake? What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Can you have your cake and eat it?  |
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What’s your favourite cake? I love a good New York cheesecake  What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Cake, of course. Who wants bad sex  Can you have your cake and eat it? Of course! I had cake earlier and I ate it! "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."
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I have a recipe for chocolate cake that is in print! Cake! Cake! Cake!  Depends on the interpretation of the "cake and eat it"! 
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What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Cake for sure Can you have your cake and eat it? Yes, even if I have to cheat 
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Adrian must have been a porn star... It would be a tough choice between cake and bad sex...I have had bad sex and it really isn't worth the time... I like cake but not too sweet. I have had Ms. Deen's Better Then Sex cake...way too sweet!
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Looks good to me! What’s your favourite cake? something with chocolate in it. What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? cake.. hate bad sex Can you have your cake and eat it? I am sure you can! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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What’s your favourite cake? Swiss Chocolate! What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Cake! Can you have your cake and eat it? I guess cake and good sex! 
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Chocolate chili espresso cake sounds great; i must try it.
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I'm a bit cake crazy... I don't have one that stands out above all but Black Forest cake, Apple and Cinnamon tea cake and Sacher Torte are the top 3 in no particular order. Bad sex is disappointing and sometimes degrading... Unless the cake was badly cooked or saturated with urine, I'd definitely wreck my waistline with the cake. Yes, but civilised people only ever eak cake with a fork or splayd. My servant feeds me cake with a splayd!
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Like you, I'd try and have cake and sex! Thanks for stopping by.
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What’s your favourite cake? I love a good New York cheesecake What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Cake, of course. Who wants bad sex Can you have your cake and eat it? Of course! I had cake earlier and I ate it! Thanks for stopping by.
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I have a recipe for chocolate cake that is in print! Cake! Cake! Cake! Depends on the interpretation of the "cake and eat it"!
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I'd love to try a slice (or two) of your chocolate cake.
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I would feed you cake with a splayd.
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I can send you the recipe and you make your own...you lady friend will reward you!
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Oh my gosh that cake looks so good! 1. Peanut Butter Stack at MGs, Chalybeate St, Aberystwyth or any chocolate cake, or vanilla or... 2. CAKE! 3. Huh? Oh... um, um, mm, mumble, mumble... (thumbs up!) TwinkleBalls in the UK, will make bespoke cake toppers if you need them. She used to have rude nudes, they were so cute. They aren't on her site now. She would make them for you if you like. I brought one all the way from Wales to NJ and it arrived safely (cake topper, not a rudie nudie). You know the whole, trains, planes, automobiles thing.
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What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? Cake for sure Can you have your cake and eat it? Yes, even if I have to cheat
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I like pie too. My favourite is cherry pie with lashings of custard.
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I'd love a slice of home-made chocolate cake right now!
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I'd definitely eat the cake off the women you posted!
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Good cake beats bad sex all the time. Cheesecake is the only cake I don't really like - I think the name puts me off!
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Adrian must have been a porn star... It would be a tough choice between cake and bad sex...I have had bad sex and it really isn't worth the time... I like cake but not too sweet. I have had Ms. Deen's Better Then Sex cake...way too sweet!
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Looks good to me! What’s your favourite cake? something with chocolate in it. What would you like - your favourite cake or bad sex? cake.. hate bad sex Can you have your cake and eat it? I am sure you can!
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I can send you the recipe and you make your own...you lady friend will reward you!  Due to a glitch, I'm unable to send or reply to mail. Many thanks again.
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