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THROWING SHAMPOO IS FUNNY  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
10/21/2014 12:05 pm
THROWING SHAMPOO IS FUNNY



Today someone threw some shampoo at me, but it turned out to be real poo!

No one threw shampoo at me today; it’s a joke from the comedian Milton Jones, though I‘ve had someone throw an egg at me when I was walking on a street in London. After I felt an egg break on my head, I saw a carful of youngsters laughing at me as I wiped the mess off my hair.

In anger, I’ve also had a glass of wine thrown at me by a partner. But no one has thrown a punch at me and I’ve never thrown a punch at someone since leaving school.

In play, I’ve had lots of snowballs and scrunched-up paper thrown at me. And, in celebration, I’ve also had wedding confetti thrown at me.

What has been thrown at you in anger or in play??
What have you thrown at someone?


On 14 December 2008, Muntadhar al-Zaidi, an Iraqi journalist, threw his shoe at US President George W Bush at a press conference in Baghdad. Before he threw the shoe, he shouted, “This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog.”

After receiving apologies from other Iraqi journalists at the press conference, President Bush joked and said, “If you want the facts, it's a size 10 shoe that he threw.” Not a bad riposte!



lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/21/2014 12:09 pm

When I was young, I had a glass of water thrown in my face by my Dad! I wasn't even thirsty! (it was in anger)
When I played baseball, I threw balls! It has been 29 years since I threw "up"!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/21/2014 3:32 pm

What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? nothing at all.
What have you thrown at someone? A book

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
10/21/2014 4:58 pm

What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? Numerous punches throughout my career. Never anything in fun

What have you thrown at someone? Other than snow balls as a kid, just punches in defense


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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
10/23/2014 6:19 am

What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? A book, coffee cup and many words.

What have you thrown at someone? Too many things to list. I am a thrower. I once knocked a guys front teeth out at a bar. He was drunk and forceful and would not take "no" for answer.

I have learned over the years to not have things in my hands or near me is I am angry.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:50 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    When I was young, I had a glass of water thrown in my face by my Dad! I wasn't even thirsty! (it was in anger)
    When I played baseball, I threw balls! It has been 29 years since I threw "up"!
Those baseballs can hurt. I don't understand baseball, all that aiming for the body!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:51 pm

    Quoting  :

By definition, people who throw things at people are crazy, I think!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Boxing is often portrayed as controlled and respectful. I've only had one boxing fight but the punches still hurt even with the gloves!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:55 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you live to regret the tomato-throwing incident and to take the tomato rather than the wall taking it!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:57 pm

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I've had rocks thrown at me and one that left me with a very nasty split on the head that required stitches... My scalp is littered with scars, thank goodness I'm not lacking for hair to cover them.
    I threw a set of stereo speakers at someone when I was 17 (they missed their target but smashed on the wall behind it), I'm still ashamed of that... They cranked out the best quality sound. Such a waste.
Rocks aren't good. Stereo speakers are better!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:58 pm

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    I didn't include the punches that have been thrown at me by multiple people over the decades... I figured that if I itemised them, the list would fill the entire page. Nearly all the punches connected.
I wish you were never punched.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 12:59 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? nothing at all.
    What have you thrown at someone? A book
I hope it wasn't any book that you threw. I'm now trying to imagine you angry!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 1:00 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? Numerous punches throughout my career. Never anything in fun

    What have you thrown at someone? Other than snow balls as a kid, just punches in defense
A snowball fight is fun!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 1:02 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm now making a note not to make you angry! I just laugh when something is thrown at me.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 1:04 pm

    Quoting canyaz:
    What has been thrown at you in anger or in play?? A book, coffee cup and many words.

    What have you thrown at someone? Too many things to list. I am a thrower. I once knocked a guys front teeth out at a bar. He was drunk and forceful and would not take "no" for answer.

    I have learned over the years to not have things in my hands or near me is I am angry.
I'm very pleased you are an online friend as there's llttle online that you can throw at me that will hurt!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/24/2014 1:12 pm

    Quoting  :

That sounds like you are a quite controlled. That's good!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/29/2014 2:49 am

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    What has been thrown at you in anger or in play??
    Play: Pillow fight!
    What have you thrown at someone?
    Pillow!
Pillow fights are great fun and even great foreplay!


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