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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR  A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said, “Beautiful shirt”. At this, the man called the bartender over. “Hey, I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.” “It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender. “You what?”, spluttered the man. The bartender said, “It’s the peanuts, they’re complimentary peanuts!” A man walks into a bar and shouts, “Ouch, that hurt!”  An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar … and ordered a beer! (That is the only postmodern joke I know!) Three men walk into a bar and bought three beers and some peanuts before sitting at a table to talk about life. One man asked, “What do you think is the most amazing, important invention ever created?” He paused and said, “I think it must be fire - where would we be without fire? Cold and hungry.” The second man pondered and then said, “No, I think it has to be the wheel, I mean our whole country - our whole civilisation - is based on wheels for getting around. It’s gotta be the wheel.” The third man, sipping his beer, shook his head and muttered, “No, no, you guys are all wrong. It has to be the thermos flask.” He carried on drinking his beer while the other two men looked at him in some disbelief. The first man then said, “You are out of your mind, but I’ll go along - why is it the thermos flask?” While looking surprised, the third man replied, “You put something cold in, and it stays cold. You put something hot in and it stays hot.” The second man muttered, “You what! I don’t get it.” The third man shook his head, rolled his eyes and sighed before saying, “How does it know?” Do you mind if I don’t pose a question today?  |
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 funny today! hugssssssssssss V Needed this one! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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"You what"? If I did mind, would you then ask another question? 
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"You what"? If I did mind, would you then ask another question?  
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A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What do you want?’ The fish croaks, ‘Water.’ Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I've just posted all the jokes I know!
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The are some classic 'bar' jokes around.
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London, London, United Kingdom VIP put me in your hotlist and has a trending photo:
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funny today! hugssssssssssss V Needed this one!
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Good laughs... Thank you S. I'm sure that nobody else who responded got your oxy about whether we would mind if you didn't ask a question, since that was a question... Very good sneaking that in there.
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You asked three questions about cleavages and one about us minding... I'd say you value people opinions too highly!
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I miss your questions but since you got some good jokes I don't mind this time!
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A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What do you want?’ The fish croaks, ‘Water.’ Thanks for sharing the funny joke. I liked it!
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WHAT................No question.......This is disappointing on so many levels.......this should get your attention then... There once was a man Robin Hood Who lived in a Knottingham wood He learned how to f**k from old Friar Tuck And made Marion whenever he could
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It is good to switch things up. I sometimes feel I have to post a couple of pictures, some text and a few questions. I rebelled this time!
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