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DAVID GANDY AIN’T NO GRANDEE
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DAVID GANDY AIN’T NO GRANDEE  Glamour magazine - the irony of it - commissioned a survey of 300 women of all sizes to find out what they about their bodies. The survey found that, on average, women have 13 negative thoughts daily about their body and many women have up to 100 hateful thoughts about their bodies each day. It revealed that 97 per cent of women have had at least one ‘I hate my body’ moment. Well, I’m having an ‘I hate my body moment’ after reading a newspaper article about David Gandy, a top male model and one of my pretend friends. He is launching a range of male underwear, not just any male underwear but M & S underwear (sorry, only the Brits will get that!). David Gandy has been described as one of the best looking men in the world and he’s in-between relationships. Fuck that! When David Grandy last came to my home, I can reveal the following: 1. his fingernails were very dirty 2. he had terrible breath when he spoke 3. he didn’t use the towel I left him for a shower or even a wash 4. he left the toilet seat down 5. he didn’t wiggle his willy after peeing 6. he left pee-spots on the toilet seat to be wiped up 7. he didn’t wipe his bum after going to the toilet 8. he left very stained underwear behind in my home 9. he always stuffs a pair of socks down his pants Apart from all that, he’s a lovely guy, but he didn’t smoke the Grandee cigars I bought especially for him! How do you feel about your body? Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? Do you think David Gandy is attractive? David Gandy is a very attractive man and I can only hope for his sloppy seconds! But I do think Paul Newman, Brad Pitt and Gérard Depardieu are more attractive than my dear pretend friend.  |
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 . Actually , I am ok with my body. It could be better, but it is me.Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? Only when I was having trouble with the morning runs, the last year or so of my military career Do you think David Gandy is attractive? I guess he is
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that guy is very handsome.. Love the beard he has too .. Hairy men do drive me wild. How do you feel about your body? good Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? sometimes .. I always think I have a fat ass... Do you think David Gandy is attractive? Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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How do you feel about your body? It is what I have to work with. Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? Sure. All women do but I get over it and work with it. Do you think David Gandy is attractive? In a Corsican sort of way he is attractive. I find older men more attractive though. I like a face that has lived a bit and a mind to match. What is it about Gérard Depardieu? I get wet watching him on screen. I find him very sexy.
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..who...? Blue 
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. Actually , I am ok with my body. It could be better, but it is me.Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? Only when I was having trouble with the morning runs, the last year or so of my military career Do you think David Gandy is attractive? I guess he is 
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that guy is very handsome.. Love the beard he has too .. Hairy men do drive me wild. How do you feel about your body? good Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? sometimes .. I always think I have a fat ass... Do you think David Gandy is attractive? Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sometimes you have me writhing on the floor laughing, dear S... This post did it nicely. m & s - Marks and Spencers? Not British but not ignorant either. I usually like my figure... Not a fan of my skin, it's too pale and there are blemishes that I'm very self-conscious about. The thing I hate most about my body is my male anatomy and I'd love to be smaller, not just shorter but smaller feet and a slightly smaller, cuter head. David Gandy is okay looking but there are some much better looking guys on Affairlook. Pale is cool. I've spent all my life being pale!
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I've never considered Timothy Dalton as attractive. I think he was the worst James Bond even though he's a good actor.
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I also wish I was a little more toned but clothes can hide a lot!
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Your first line made me laugh out very loudly to the point of snorting! 
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How do you feel about your body? It is what I have to work with. Do you ever have ‘I hate my body’ moments? Sure. All women do but I get over it and work with it. Do you think David Gandy is attractive? In a Corsican sort of way he is attractive. I find older men more attractive though. I like a face that has lived a bit and a mind to match. What is it about Gérard Depardieu? I get wet watching him on screen. I find him very sexy. He's not popular in France given his defection to Russia for tax reasons.
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I also hate his underwear. There's got to be something wrong with him!
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