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FUNNY FLIES   Two flies are playing football - that’s soccer - in a saucer. One fly says to the other fly, “Remember, we’ve got to keep practicing as we’re in the cup next week! The joke came from Paul Merton, a British comedian. Flies generally get bad press throughout the world. But I have no problem with them, not least because they’re a key part of the food chain. I’ve not swatted a fly for a long time. I'll even scoop out a drowning fly if it’s in my mug of coffee but I won't carry on drinking the coffee! Do you swat flies? What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? I’m trying to find a GIF of writhing maggots. Can anyone help me out?  |
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What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? Dump it and start afresh
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1. Sometimes, depends on if it's a bluey, or a midge, in which case I would. 2. If it's a house fly or a bluey, the tea gets ditched too. Q: What's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits a car windscreen? A: It's arse! I like maggots...........
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Yes, I swat them...I also try to catch them. You have to come up from behind them as they always back up when they take off! If a fly lands in my drink, I will take him out...apply CPR, and tell it to "spit it oot"! 
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Do you swat flies? yes What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? I would send the drink back and ask them not to bill me.. My cat loves to caught them .. hugssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? Dump it and start afresh 
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1. Sometimes, depends on if it's a bluey, or a midge, in which case I would. 2. If it's a house fly or a bluey, the tea gets ditched too. Q: What's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits a car windscreen? A: It's arse! I like maggots...........
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Flies can be very, very annoying!
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I find cigarette smoke slows the flies down as well.
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I think a fly looks much better in red than white wine!  [image]
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Yes, I swat them...I also try to catch them. You have to come up from behind them as they always back up when they take off! If a fly lands in my drink, I will take him out...apply CPR, and tell it to "spit it oot"! 
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I tend to kill the little f**kers with chemicals, even though I own a fly-swat but it's almost never used for anything other than kinky purposes but disinfected first, just in case. A fly in my drink leads to the drink getting thrown out. I enjoyed the Paul Merton joke though.
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Do you swat flies? Hell Yes! What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? Dump it out!
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....British humour...........how did you have the empire for so long............. blue
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Do you swat flies? yes What do you do if there’s a fly in your drink? I would send the drink back and ask them not to bill me.. My cat loves to caught them .. hugssssss V
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It's a shame to waste alcohol for the sake of a fly floating in the glass!
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I'm presuming you've done with the coffee rather than the fly!
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Oh yes, the maggots are coming!
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I hope this wine is full bodied enough for you! [image]
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You kiss flies! I do the compressions!!
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