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MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMED FOR AN HOUR AFTER SEX
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MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMED FOR AN HOUR AFTER SEX  Today I went for a walk in the park and saw two council workers, both in uniform. The two workmen each had a shovel. One worker was digging a hole, and the other worker was filling the hole in. I thought this was a little strange. I went up to one of them and said, “What are you doing?” He said, “Normally there’s three of us. But the man who plants the trees is off sick today.” On leaving the park, I took a bus to my girlfriend’s home. We were lying on the sofa watching television. After a few kisses and cuddles, we both wanted sex so we fucked doggy-style on the sofa. After sex, she screamed for nearly an hour. I thought she had just had the most amazing orgasm. But it turned out she was mad at me for wiping my spunky cock on her chintz curtains. I’ve always found chintz curtains - see below - to be the best for cleaning my cock after sex! Do you like chintz curtains? Do you have anything covering your windows? None of the above, of course, is true. They are just two so-called jokes in the public domain. My very large arched window in my lounge is bare; I have no curtains, blinds or even net curtains. When in my lounge, I can be seen from the street. In my bedrooms, I have blinds over my windows.  |
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Of course I have window coverings....I don't want peeping Tom's & Tina's watching me!! 
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Europe won the Ryder cup! See Rory with the bottle opened it before they finished the last hole.. He must have been excited.. Love the curtains.. Open closed don't care.. hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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1. Nope. 2. Yep, roman blinds, blackout variety, or blackout curtains.
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I am not a fan of curtains. Just one more thing I have to clean...but, I have them in my bedroom. Since our house sits on a wooded lot most of the windows are bare so we can see the wildlife outside.
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I adore chintz curtains, indeed any soft furnishing covered with chintz... That soft, fine texture is divine. I have horrible coffee-coloured vertical blinds covering my windows. They're standard issue now for government housing residences in my state. We are permitted to add curtains but not remove the blinds if we want to personalise our decor but I have other demands on my finances. 
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I generally prefer curtain to blinds, not least there's more to go wrong with blinds.
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My tastes are very anachronistic... Some ultra modern and brutal-looking furnishings appeal to me as well as some really olde worlde stuff that would suggest that I belong in the 1600s or 1700s... My fashion and music tastes are equally "bipolar". I thought you loved your parents...
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Chintzy ways??? Do you mean twee or just an overabundant affection for chintz?
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Of course I have window coverings....I don't want peeping Tom's & Tina's watching me!!
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In an emergency, curtains, especially the flowing chintz ones, make ideal cum rags! 
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Your curtains sound great. I'm still thinking of you with your ankle above your breasts!
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Europe won the Ryder cup! See Rory with the bottle opened it before they finished the last hole.. He must have been excited.. Love the curtains.. Open closed don't care.. hugsssssssssssss V
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I do sometimes walk around naked in my lounge in the day. It's at night that my peeping neighbours can see me when I have my lights on.
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1. Nope. 2. Yep, roman blinds, blackout variety, or blackout curtains.
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I am not a fan of curtains. Just one more thing I have to clean...but, I have them in my bedroom. Since our house sits on a wooded lot most of the windows are bare so we can see the wildlife outside.
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Do you like chintz curtains? No, not at my place! Do you have anything covering your windows? Blinds! The joke is real funny dude!
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I've never been called weird before!
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