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FIRE YOUR NIPPLES AND KEEP YOUR CROTCH OPEN  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/26/2014 12:04 pm
FIRE YOUR NIPPLES AND KEEP YOUR CROTCH OPEN





Recently, while watching the breakfast news, there was a piece on the 88-year old ballet choreographer Dame Gillian Lynne - see above while doing the splits.

The BBC news reporter asked the choreographer how she keeps so fit. She replied that you need to “fire the nipples” and “keep the crotch open” to keep fit.

“Shoulders back! Chest out, out, out”, she advises, “You have to let the nipples lead, my darling. They have to be the first things to enter the room.”

Dame Gillian Lynne started off as a ballet dancer and shared a stage with Dame Margot Fonteyn. After her ballerina days, she turned to choreography and was involved in choreographing the hit musicals, Cats and Phantom of the Opera.

She met her husband, 30 years her junior, while she was coaching Sophia Loren how to move sexily.

She also had an affair with the actor Errol Flynn. “Oh, he leapt on everything in sight”, she says, “But he was the most charismatic man I had met. Of course I fell for him. It was practically impossible not to.” Cue Buzzcocks’ song, Ever Fallen in Love:

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with


Do you fire your nipples and open your crotch when you enter a room?
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?




lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/26/2014 1:34 pm

No to the first question....YES to the second, but then I wouldn't have two beautiful daughters who gave me two grandchildren each!


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/26/2014 1:41 pm

Do you fire your nipples and open your crotch when you enter a room? Not sure how to answer that. I do walk with confidence, does that count?

Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?No, I think I have been very fortunate that way

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/26/2014 3:10 pm

Do you fire your nipples and open your crotch when you enter a room? NO
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have? yes sure have!

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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
9/28/2014 3:23 am

I can't wait until I am 80 and people think it is adorable when I speak my mind.

MB used to make me sit in restaurants with my legs spread so he could finger me while we ate. Man I miss those days.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/29/2014 12:36 pm

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Q1... No

    Q2... Several times and I have the emotional scars to prove it.
Sometimes when you look back at relationships, comparing the start and the end is quite a learning process.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 1:39 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Q1... No

    Q2... Several times and I have the emotional scars to prove it.
I think the only way to avoid any emotional scars is never to fall in love!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 1:41 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    No to the first question....YES to the second, but then I wouldn't have two beautiful daughters who gave me two grandchildren each!
There's often an upside to a failed relationship, whether it's children or experience.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 1:42 am

    Quoting pal334:
    Do you fire your nipples and open your crotch when you enter a room? Not sure how to answer that. I do walk with confidence, does that count?

    Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?No, I think I have been very fortunate that way
I think walking with confidence is what Gillian Lynne meant when she spoke of firing your nipples and opening your crotch. I think!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 1:43 am

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    I am in love with my current girl friend of 8 years now so I guess she is the right one for me.
8 years is a long time; it's twice as long as my longest relationship!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 1:44 am

    Quoting  :

Your body must be well scarred with your nipples and crotch in constant conflagration!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:45 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Do you fire your nipples and open your crotch when you enter a room? NO
    Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have? yes sure have!
One upside of falling in love with someone you shouldn't have is that you know when you've fallen in love with someone you should have!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:46 am

    Quoting  :

You've been wise only sleeping and not falling in love with someone you shouldn't have.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:47 am

    Quoting grayblue1:
    ...falling love everyday with someone new ...should be one everyone list

    blue.
I'd like to fall in love everyday but I tend to only fall in love every few years!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:47 am

    Quoting  :

It sounds as if you definitely fire your nipples!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:49 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    I can't wait until I am 80 and people think it is adorable when I speak my mind.

    MB used to make me sit in restaurants with my legs spread so he could finger me while we ate. Man I miss those days.
Getting old does have that one advantage. I don't know how some elderly people get away with what they say sometimes!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:50 am

    Quoting  :

Here's another redhead for you.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/1/2014 2:52 am

    Quoting  :

I've not met anyone yet who hasn't fallen in love with someone they shouldn't have. It's a great song as well.


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